Wacky Definition Word Game

Meece

Inebriated:  How you feel after fighting through the mob at Walmart on Black Friday

intoxicated:

pj12

intoxicated: being in the midst of chemotherapy 

sullen 

HelenaJ

Sullen:  name Sue-ellen gave at the police station after being caught intoxicated (really weak sorry guys)

Police:

NativeMainer

Police:  little critters found on poodles that cause itching

critters

crazy4carrots

critters:  to sob abruptly

abrupt:

pj12

abrupt: sudden eruption of hernia from abdominal region after heavy workout

abdomen   

Meece

Abdomen:  Isn't that the 2010 calendar full of guys with great six-packs?

sexy:

pj12

sexy: describing  the only good part of your relationship with former significant other

paramour  

HelenaJ

Paramour:  meeting Mr July (from the 2010 calendar) in Paris, again

Adult:

crazy4carrots

Adult:  a commercial restricted to those over 21

Restrict:

Meece

Resrict:  Place adult ratings on commercials, and limit viewing to people too old to "get them"

diatribe:

crazy4carrots

diatribe:  Native Americans (and/or native Canadians) reducing food intake

native:

Meece

Native:  Something that is original to it's location, when it is convenient.  i.e. scenario 1)  I am a native of California.  All California naitves must pay an extra tax.  I don't want to admit I am a native of California.  scenario 2)  I am a native of California,.  All California natives recieve a free ride on income tax for ten years.  I am definetly a native of California!

convenient:

pj12

convenient: nunnery located close to the church and parochial school

parochial 

barbe1958

Parochial: Two schools side-by-side, one for religion and private, the other public

Public:

HelenaJ

Public:  wearing your bikini and you forgot to wax

Bikini:

MTG

Bikini - a extra short version of cycling pants

cycling -

HelenaJ

Cycling:  again with the sweat and lycra but throw in some pedals

Hamstring:

Meece

hamstring: a line of pigs as they walk to the slaughterhouse.

alpine:

Eph3_12

Alvin the Chipmunk's Christmas tree

sordid

HelenaJ

Sordid:  cockney crime boss asks his offsider "did you get that slimey geeser" - offsider says "don't worry boss I got it sordid"

(feel like some some kind of bad crime novelist... and I mean really bad, ha ha)

Cockney:

barbe1958

Cockney: How men walk around naked with a hard-on

Naked:

Meece

Naked:  An unreliable form of birth control  generic name: naykid.  May not be available in all areas of the country.  Can be substitued with Neckid.

nymphomanic:

pj12

nymphomanic: driven crazy by wife's collection of perfect bodied greek goddess figurine collection kept on shelf in bedroom

reliable  

crazy4carrots

reliable:  telling the same untrue, libelous tale over and over again

slanderous:

pj12

slanderous: telling prospective buyers that the lot next to you floods because you don't want anyone building next door.

libelous  

barbe1958

Slanderous: Writing out fake real estate deals eg. land in a Florida swamp

Swamp:

pj12

swamp: overwhelmed by the noise when your teenager cranks up his stereo (amps)

libelous: 

Meece

libelous:  rebelling by telling untruths

stud:

pj12

stud: the perfect piece of wood-y

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