Wacky Definition Word Game

Inebriated:  How you feel after fighting through the mob at Walmart on Black Friday

intoxicated:

Sullen:  name Sue-ellen gave at the police station after being caught intoxicated (really weak sorry guys)

Police:

critters:  to sob abruptly

abrupt:

Abdomen:  Isn't that the 2010 calendar full of guys with great six-packs?

sexy:

Paramour:  meeting Mr July (from the 2010 calendar) in Paris, again

Adult:

Resrict:  Place adult ratings on commercials, and limit viewing to people too old to "get them"

diatribe:

Native:  Something that is original to it's location, when it is convenient.  i.e. scenario 1)  I am a native of California.  All California naitves must pay an extra tax.  I don't want to admit I am a native of California.  scenario 2)  I am a native of California,.  All California natives recieve a free ride on income tax for ten years.  I am definetly a native of California!

convenient:

Bikini - a extra short version of cycling pants

cycling -

hamstring: a line of pigs as they walk to the slaughterhouse.

alpine:

Sordid:  cockney crime boss asks his offsider "did you get that slimey geeser" - offsider says "don't worry boss I got it sordid"

(feel like some some kind of bad crime novelist... and I mean really bad, ha ha)

Cockney:

Naked:  An unreliable form of birth control  generic name: naykid.  May not be available in all areas of the country.  Can be substitued with Neckid.

nymphomanic:

reliable:  telling the same untrue, libelous tale over and over again

slanderous:

libelous:  rebelling by telling untruths

stud: