Wacky Definition Word Game

I am in awe of all you amazingly clever women ...

Superior:  when you ain't the posterior!!

Pause:

Chaos:  7:30 am DH needs needs slacks ironed for important meeting and can't find favorite tie.  Baby has just slung breakfast acrossed the kitchen floor from the high chair tray. 2nd grader just broke his model of Abraham Lincoln's cabin - due today.  Three year old just discovered your make-up drawer and has her physical with the pediatrician at 8:30.  The carpool driver just called because she's down with the flu, AND your ran out of coffee!

relaxation:

Independent:  necklace I bought with my own money, from working at my own job, in my own time

Relief:

relief: period of time in the spring when the sycamore tree that you feared was dead pops out with new green leaves all over it.

commercialize

I like the necklace!!! 

was I thinking all that time?  Can't explain the gap?

amphibious: I tend to tell a lot of little white lies 

creative: 

pronounciate : favors the names of food items

auricular  

Ultimate:  best sex ever   

Express:

communicate:  A study shows that A woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 7,000 words per day, but women use 20,000".
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?" 

Communicate: is when a man listens to all the woman's word, first time.

impossible:

Forecast:  husband predicting your response to his attempt at foreplay

Foreplay:

he he he he

Distracted:  the time after sex during Monday night football

Complete:

Complete: That look that says, "Wow! I still have ten minutes of the pre-game show left."

position:

score: the very center of pleasure for a man, equivalent to the gspot for women.

quadrangle

afterglow: prismatic effect that interior car light creates when car windows are all fogged up, typically observed on date night.

and keeping the thought going...

 pregnant: