Wacky Definition Word Game

Meece

hestation:  The pause incurred when asked if you want your Lotto Jackpot in one lump sum or divided over a 20 year period, also the definition of calculation.

superior:

HelenaJ

I am in awe of all you amazingly clever women ...

Superior:  when you ain't the posterior!!

Pause:

pj12

pause: frozen moment in time as your cat contemplates stepping onto the wet grass

chaos

STILL giggling over anesthesia! 

Meece

Chaos:  7:30 am DH needs needs slacks ironed for important meeting and can't find favorite tie.  Baby has just slung breakfast acrossed the kitchen floor from the high chair tray. 2nd grader just broke his model of Abraham Lincoln's cabin - due today.  Three year old just discovered your make-up drawer and has her physical with the pediatrician at 8:30.  The carpool driver just called because she's down with the flu, AND your ran out of coffee!

relaxation:

pj12

relaxation: taking milk of magnesia for the second time post surgery and still not getting relief.

independent  

HelenaJ

Independent:  necklace I bought with my own money, from working at my own job, in my own time

Relief:

Meece

Relief:  When relaxation works

amphibious:

pj12

relief: period of time in the spring when the sycamore tree that you feared was dead pops out with new green leaves all over it.

commercialize

I like the necklace!!! 

Meece

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm that was an hour gap, PJ

Commercialize:  What they do when they take a film made for the theater and add the advertising breaks so it can be shown on network t.v.

amphibious:

pj12

was I thinking all that time?  Can't explain the gap?

amphibious: I tend to tell a lot of little white lies 

creative: 

NativeMainer

amphibious:  drunken pronouciation of the company "And Fibs B Us"

(yeah, bad, I know)

pronounciate

pj12

pronounciate : favors the names of food items

auricular  

Meece

auricular:  The circular shaped aura around one's head...if one is angelic

ultimate:

HelenaJ

Ultimate:  best sex ever   

Express:

pj12

express: quick superficial hug you give to former spouse, mostly for benefit of family

communicate: 

Meece

communicate:  A study shows that A woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 7,000 words per day, but women use 20,000".
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?" 

Communicate: is when a man listens to all the woman's word, first time.

impossible:

pj12

impossible: having a doormat personality so it is too easy for people to take advantage of you thus frustrating the dickens out of you.

contrary  

barbe1958

Contrary: An argumentative prisioner (we have a lot of those guys on this thread! - cons)

Creative: (to revive a missed one above)

I love reading these when there is a lot of posts. I bet a psych class would have a blast analyzing it! hehehehehee

Meece

Creative:  Being able to make the house looked thrroughly cleaned, and dinner on in the oven by the time your spouse returns home from work, when all you felt like doing (and did) all day was lay on the couch.

bargain:

barbe1958

Bargain: Appearing fatter because you bought cheap clothes

Difficult:

pj12

Difficult: new age controlling group whose members act detached and distant

forecast 

HelenaJ

Forecast:  husband predicting your response to his attempt at foreplay

Foreplay:

Meece

Foreplay:  The time after dinner but before sex in order to complete it before Monday Night Football.

 distracted:

HelenaJ

he he he he

Distracted:  the time after sex during Monday night football

Complete:

barbe1958

Complete: Finished the sex AND the football

Football:

Meece

Complete: That look that says, "Wow! I still have ten minutes of the pre-game show left."

position:

dee1961

Maybe a peek at the kama sutra will give ya a new idea.



Score:

Anonymous

score: the very center of pleasure for a man, equivalent to the gspot for women.

quadrangle

NativeMainer

quadrangle:  the place where 4 couples make out before the Monday Night Football game

afterglow

pj12

afterglow: prismatic effect that interior car light creates when car windows are all fogged up, typically observed on date night.

and keeping the thought going...

 pregnant: