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spar2
spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games

Well, my name is Spar, I just locked up the door to my new office building that I puchased with some of my friends.  We are a bunch of private detectives that all have different talents.  We like to have fun and have been friends for years.  We decided to put it all together.  We sold a spa that we use to own and so are now independently wealthy because of making some good investments.  So this job is because we love it and we are good at it.  We are having a meeting in the morning with a lady whose child has been kidnapped by the womans exhusband.  We take all kinds of cases.  Missing persons, spying, shhhhh, breaking into offices and getting info and filming it. things like that.  We have one friend that is so good on the computer she can get into FBI, CIA, and Child Welfare computer files, stuff like that.  We are good and we are going to prove it.  We are going to call our new place "Case Closed" because that is exactly what we will do, close each case.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2009

    Miss S is helping to decorate the new digs, but does not have a great sense of style. She decides the outer office needs to have pink wing chairs for the people who are waiting.

    DSC00362.jpg picture by angangang_2006

    She comes in and asks how many chairs we should order. Her hair is highlighted with some red and blonde and she giggles like a schoolgirl. Spar just groans and says, "It's way too early for all your giggling. Are you sure we should have pink chairs? Not everyone in the world has had breast cancer, you know."

    "No, but I have and I want pink!" Miss S says stubbornly.

    Spar throws her a look, but doesn't respond.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited January 2009

    "Should we have a vote?" Leaf asked.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    "Well, I suppose we should" Sharon said with a deep sign. "Why don't we order a decorator".  She knew the cases were piling up and she also knew the others usually had their heads in the clouds rather than simply get right down to business.  Sharon obviously was the brains of the company. (LMAO)

  • coonie
    coonie Member Posts: 7,618
    edited January 2009

    Coonie finally gets there, after waiting in traffic all morning. Coonie is the "undercover" detective that goes by the name of "bandit". Coonie responded to the decor issues with, "let's just go with all pink. It could send the message that our team is only in to "girlie" things, but unaware of how GOOD we really are". We should decorate with lace, pink, ribbons, etc.....then be like hound dogs to get the job done. Of course, Sharon must approve this decision because she's the brains of the whole outfit (lol)......

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    Sharon cringed about the all pink decor.  This was so typical.  But being the more mature one of the group she relented and decided what's the harm in letting them decorate however they wishe.  She would get down to work and when they were finished with all the frivolities she'd bring them up to speed.  Cause as we all know............she is the brains of the company.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    Spar has her own office in creams, tans, with a touch of orange. Ok, guys settle down our first client will be here in a few minutes.  Her name is Nancy and she is very upset that her little girl Marley has been taken by her brute of an ex husband.  She tells us her story and we get all the information we could from like his social security numbers, address, next of kin etc.  She leaves and Sharon told Spar and MissS wo go to his address and search the trash, break into the house and search it for clues.  I went out to start the car and looked up and out ran MissS and she had on the dang pink helmet she is so attached to, that she thinks has saved her life on numerous occasions.  She said if I got to do the dirty work then I am wearing my helmet.  Sharon got the other girls busy searching on the computer trying to dig up information dirt.

    When we got through going through the trash, we had found a phone bill and a letter from some woman which we put in our trusty plastic bags.  Then MissS started laughing and couldn't quit, she kept looking at me and pointing her finger, she got out her camera and started taking pictures.  I had a banana peel on my head, what appeared to be chocolate icing on my face but who knows what it really was..........

    HPIM0953.jpg me wit chocolate on my face image by shelbygirl420

    I told MissS if she took one more picture she would really NEED her helmet.

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited January 2009

    As Miss S was laughing so hard a Coonies' chocoate face, Snowy showed up and found a can of electric blue paint with pind sparkles and sprayed Miss S's helmet.  Then she said to Spar, "lets get pictures of the inside of the  house the yard, and lets take a wald around to see if any neigbours heard anything recently.  So we asked Coonie and MissS to start the questioning they were happy to do it as there was a really hunky neighbour.  As they left Snowy and Spar dug through some more garbage and found another letter.  It gave us a starting point, so we yelled for Coonie and Miss S to get into the Case Closed van, we all ran into the van and went back to the office. Miraculously the office had been redecorated in soft butter yellow and a beautiful grey with blue undertones.  And to Miss S's surprised her pinkchair was still there with the ribbons gracefully draped around it.  Then Spar said,  lets get into the meeting room and look at our information. Snowy was already processing the pictures of the house and the yard and of cours the hotty next door.  Spar looked at Snowy and said the last letter found just gave us the best information, then said to the all of the ladies... We have a problem Huston....we have to go to New Orleans before 24 hours is up or we will lose the trail.  So we all hopped on the van and shared our information as we drove like the wind towards New Orlean,s.  On our back board nailed to the side of the van we began to tack up the information we had, this poor mother, her husband is wacko..........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    It seems he rented an apartment in New Orleans and applied for child welfare. Leaf found out about the child welfare on the computer information.  So we know the only money he has is in his wallet and he may leave a credit card trail.  Super spy leaf has her laptop with her.  thank goodness we all took time to take a quick bath so we all are nice, fresh, clean and ready to face what ever we find.  MissS said Nancy gave her some pictures that little Marley is familiar with so she won't be scared if we find her and pick her up.  We decided if we found Marley and got her home safely we may just all go out and celebrate the closing of our first case.  Sharon and Coonie were in the back of the van singing at the top of their lungs Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.  So we all picked it up and arrived in New Orleans in cheerful.........

  • coonie
    coonie Member Posts: 7,618
    edited January 2009

    moods until a little girl was spotted walking down the sidewalk on Bourbon Street. It looked just like little Marley, but she was on roller blades and going so fast, weaving in and out of the crowd and none of us were able to get close enough to her. Snowy couldn't quit looking at the pictures of the hunky neighbor, and MissS thought she spotted another pink helmet in a gift shop on Bourbon Street. In the meantime, Sharon, Coonie and Spar heard a jazz band playing down on the street corner and was distracted, so needlesss to say, the little girl got away. This whole time, Leaf was driving the van around the blocks because there wasn't a place to park. Finally, Snowy and MissS found the others on the street corner, listening to music. It seems that Sharon LOVES jazz, so she....

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    .......OMGoodness...........Sharon flung off her top and started collecting beaded necklaces.  She completely forgot why they were in New Orleans.  She also forgot she'd had a single mast. 

    Thankfully it turned out that it wasn't Marley on the roller blades.  When Coonie finally caught up with her it was a..........woopsi.........sorry...........I thought you were someone else.  So Coonie went back to rescue Sharon.........the sensible one who had gone a little nuts.  Fortunately Spar had rescued Sharon before she did anything she'd regret.  Meanwhile...........where was Marley?

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    We decided to stake out the ex's apartment in the morning.  We arrived around 5 am with our lattes ready to watch every second,  we had just parked and out he came and oh my goodness Marley was with him, Spar shouted don't panic, let them get in the car and lets follow them.  We followed closely and he dropped her off at a day care center and left, maybe to job hunt who knows.  So we went to the day care and told them we needed to pick up Marley and was told told no one was there by that name and we pointed her out and she said oh that is our new girl Chris.  We went back outside on the sidewalk and came up with a game plan.  MissS was going to act like she fainted when we go back in and Sharon was going to sneak over to Marley and show her the pictures her mommy gave us and Leaf is going to pick her up and sneak her out and then MissS is going to run for the van after we are all out.  Yep, it worked we are all in the van headed to take Marley home when Sharon said you know, I really don't want to go back home yet I want to go back to bourbon street, love that jaz and all those colorful beads.  Coonie told her to get her head on straight and we would take Marley home and we could come back and stay a week if we wanted.  I mean after all we are rich but we do want our business to be a success also.  So......

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    .......as luck would have it the ex had many children from several differnet wives...........and the one whom they thought was Marley was in fact........Farley.  Marley was no where to be found.  The plot thickened as the girls grew tired.  Except of course for Sharon who.......

  • coonie
    coonie Member Posts: 7,618
    edited January 2009

    ....runs toward the first thing that looks like a party. MissS goes along with her, because she fits in pretty well with her highlighted red and blond hair. And who knows....the helmet may come in handy. Coonie has wandered through the city to see leftovers from Hurricane Katrina. Then everyone appeared all at once with a GREAT idea. The Breast Center is located right here in NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana) with some of the breast reconstruction surgeons in the world. Why don't we ALL get new boops, put little Marley on hold for awhile, because afterall, it does look like she's got a large family of brothers and sisters. She'll probably be just fine. But....this may be our only chance to FINALLY get something done for OURSELVES. We are professional women, and we need to lOOK like professional women, with professional women parts. Well, Leaf, Spar, Snowy, MissS, Sharon and Coonie had a decision to make.....and soon

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    Spar has already been fixed so she decided to keep looking for Marley while everyone that needed it got theirselves redone to be beautiful.  Spar has a friend named Julz that is super snoop, I know if I could get ahold of her she could help us crack this case.  Spar talked Snowy into going back to the ex's apartment to search it, just incase Marley was locked up in there somewhere.  We used a glass cutter and cut out a small square and got the window open, we crawled through the window and there was an awful oder.  We looked at each other and said oh no, we walked slowly into the next room and were so relieved there were 5 cats and full litter boxes that we were smelling.  It was nasty.  We found one locked door and decided our only choice was to kick it in and guess what, little Marley was tied to a chair.  We got her out and hopped on a plane and returned her to her mother.  Case Closed.  We then hopped a plan back to New Orleans to check on our partners, MissS kept on saying she wanted to do some pole dancing, spar was trying to keep her out of trouble but she has a stubborn streak.  We got a call from the office that in 3 days we had a meeting with another client with another case so we are on a roll.

    DSCN1146.jpg Lorrie about to eat her beer \"on Bourbon Street\" image by kristg

    Spar said here we go again.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    roselyn-sanchez-stripper-pole.jpg roselyn sanchez pole dancing image by kcplytime

    We decided to get MissS some lessons first.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited January 2009

    None of us were very confident that MissS was going to take any lessons though. (Her stubborn streak.)

      Leaf was still driving around trying to find a parking spot (she has this thing with parking spots.)  She found MissS in her pink helmet trying to get some bar dancing in. Coonie was obsessing with getting a group discount for everyone's boob jobs. Snowy had her can of blue paint ready, in case Coonie had any problems.Sharon was still trying to find the perfect necklace, and Spar was trying to keep everyone safe.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    While the girls frolicked about town, trouble was brewing elsewhere in the country.  Would they have time for the boob jobs before they had to fly out of New Orleans.  This job was to find out who was rustling cattle in Montana.  Before they did anything they had to sit down and discuss their next plan.  Leaf finally found a parking spot and joined the group at the bar where MissS was watching the pole dancers with increasing interest.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    Ok, guys live it up you got 2 days then we are out of here for our next client.  As Sharon said business comes first, there are cattle rustlers  ruining ranches in Montana and we were going to put a stop to it.  Also,  smileing as I say this, we like cowboys.  yee haw!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2009

    Miss S had enough of the dancers and decided her lopsidedness might make her fall off the pole. However, the thought of surgery was not appealing, so she is ready to get back to work closing cases.

    Before that, though, she wanted to help Sharon shop for jewlery. How about this necklace?

  • Wink
    Wink Member Posts: 722
    edited January 2009

    The necklace was Tanzanite and a good buy, so we all encourage Sharon to purchase it. 

    The trip from New Orleans to Missoula, Montana was frought with peril; we had a flat tire in Wyoming and had to stop in Chugwater to get it patched.  While we were waiting for the tire repeair - who happens to walk in to the gas station but the Dog Whispherer his self.  Seems that the rustlers had mistaken his Pit Bull, Daddy, for a dowgy and rustled him away. Cesar was in such an agitated state that Sharon had to "TsssssT" him on the shoulder to get him to sit down.  MissS actually had to put a collar on him (a little something she picked up in the pole dancing palace) and made him lie down on his side to get him in a calm state of mind (the fact that Spar rubbed his belly helped too).  Once we were able to discuss the case with him, he suggested that we ditch our van (the transmission was slipping and wasn't worth fixing), come along with him and the pack and find those no good, low down, dog stealing, cattle tipping rustlers . Leaf, Snowy, and Coonie thought that this was a capitol idea, so we loaded up the Cesar's RV and made our way west on I-90.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    Oh hell, this doesn't go with the story line but I've kind of got a trigger finger and if I didn't just click on my own post to report it........by accident.  Good grief.  I may have banned myself.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited January 2009

    Oh No Sharon, never do that.  We had all stopped and bought blue jeans, boots, western shirts and cowboy boots.  I mean we are PREPARED.  Got a call from the office with exact directions on how to get to this rance, we are going in the back way so we can set up survalence cameras in different locations on the ranch.....

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    Phew, a close call on my part.  So do we all know how to ride horses??   And are we sure they are just stealing cattle?  Never assume anything. 

    Sharon had to leave to attend to a family emergency and just prayed her cohorts (sp?) would be safe upon her return.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited January 2009

    Well, Leaf certainly doesn't know how to ride horses, and is afraid of them to boot. But she's trying to help. She helps set up the cameras.

    But our own confident Wink knows the way. But Leaf is confused - are we really trying to steal cattle?  Spar seems to be able to coordinate things while Sharon is away.  Coonie and Snowy are ready for whatever happens. MissS is ready to start the cameras.

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 19,143
    edited January 2009

    (Nope, apparently you CAN'T report your own post!!  What a silly goose.) 

    Yes, Sharon is away, obviously she needs a rest........  Too bad because she knows how to ride.  Just not so good with computer skills.  Hopefully her stress leave won't be too long.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited January 2009

    Well, Leaf really wishes Sharon was there so she could give her a bit of confidence.

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited January 2009

    Harley doesn't know how to ride a horse, either, so she decided to stay back at the office and answer the phones, and run the office, since she is good at that sort of thing.  She is really just glad that Spar asked her to be a part of this new venture!

  • barbe1958
    barbe1958 Member Posts: 19,757
    edited January 2009

    And while the other ladies were bungling across the country, Barbe finished the final details of the re-decoration of the new offices! She was tempted to re-do all their houses as their tastes ran to the tacky (like beaded necklaces from New Orleans!). But when she heard they were headed to Missoula, Montana, well, she just had to join them there!

    Barbe had taken a course a couple of years ago at The Rocky Mountain School of Photography right there in Missoula! Was great to be back and Barbe went right away to see if there were any courses currently running. She signed up for PhotoShop and headed back to the hotel to tell the rest of the gals.

    To her dismay they were gone in a flurry of panties and foobies. She shrugged and pulled out her new manual to read before the first class tomorrow. 

  • Wink
    Wink Member Posts: 722
    edited January 2009

    We took flight when we bumped into one of the Sweet Potato Wannabes while searching for the Norma 2 theatre (found out that it had burned down in 1995). Tammy told us that she was at a cowboy bar when she overheard several of the boys talking about a cowpoke who specialized in branding augmentation.  She also told us that one of those cowboys got her liquored up and stole her tiara!  When we gazed at her tiara-less head, we noticed with much envy that she had the biggest, baddist, reddest wig we'd ever seen, a sequined minidress with built-in enhancements, and a wicked pair of Go-Go boots!  Our facination was conspicuious. She grinned and told us to follow her; she could get us all rigged up just like her (we did wonder if the attire would interfer with our ability to ride a horse).

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2009

    Miss S became outraged when she heard about the stolen tiara. SHe tightened the strap on her helmet and thought about how to retaliate.

    Barbe finally showed and and took one look and said, "I don't think we can ride a horse lookin' like that."

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