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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    MMMM Juicy in deedy Julz said "Well after HE FED me a most delicious breakfast with his most incredible hands.......

    I begged him...

    He looked at me with those come hither eyessss.....

    and he said, "ONE WHAT"....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    JulZ said, Good Gawd use your freakin imagination!  So, he reached deeep down in his pockets and pulled out a......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008
    Banana.gif Banana Banana image by Razwilldestroyyou
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    We had to get Julz out of this town, after breakfast before she could get another one

    Banana

    We decided to head for biloxi, Mississippi and do a little gambling and playing on the beach there

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    SPAR!!!!  ROTFLMAO!.....

    JulZ screamed, " I am Chiquita baby....Chiquita the banana ! ...I eatem w/ nuts..."

    All this "food" was getting LUV hungry!  Oddly enough LUV wants a banana split....except she couldn't get that "image" out of her mind...so Miss S suggested we all go get a drink...even though it was only 9:30 A.M. our mission....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    have fun and enjoy life whenever and whereever so we went to a liquor store since no place was open and mixed our own apple martini's and bloody mary's.  We may go to Sonic and have a banana split later.  We will see what Julz wants next. LOL

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    Caramel Apple Martini!... Caramel Apple Martinis. LUV wanted to try one of those Carmel appletini's!

    after all...it qualifies as a fruit..."Breakfast of the Champions"...

    and a few rounds of bloody Marys....Photobucket · bloody maryyea....a V-8 !  We were getting our buzz on when all of a sudden we see.......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    0501050037.jpg head shot of the banana image by NinjetteQueen

    saw banana head walking toward us we all turned and ran!!!!!!!!!!!  He was becoming a stalker. Julz said he just wasn't that good anyway.

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Julz turned to her banana man & said......

    GO! JUST GO!  I much prefer my Banana's FIRM! Not Mushy &

    with Spots!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    you can't cut the mustart anymore.  Besides my breast friends need me.

    Go to fullsize imageGo to fullsize image

    So we are on the way to Biloxi singing at the top of our lungs.  99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Grand Casino Biloxi Mississippi Harrah's Casino Biloxi Mississippi Casino

    We got free rooms here if we gamble and the ocean is across the street.  There is some damage from the hurricane and Ike may cause us a few problems but we are here for the duration.  Surely we can't get in any trouble here

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    ROTFLMAO ---"mushy w/ spots"

    besides we can order a few Hurricanes!  LUV really did do that on one hurricane...hmmm can't remember which one...

    http://www.wingery.com/1/images/drink-12.jpg

    no no trouble at all! Noww leths go head on ober to the slut machinez....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Oh my goodness, how many hurricanes has Luv had, Spar is still on her first one but they are awfully big.  NBN said i am drinking as many as I need to get through this hurricane (That is why we got free rooms) evacuation, but we aren't scared.  Julz said I want a waiter and i mean waiter, no waitresses for me.  I will have him suggest what I eat with my hurricane...........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    JulZ asked...but the waiter only smiled this big grin! OMG!...its Brad again!!!

    Brad Pitt the waiter. waiterLUV was miffed...but at least she can DRINK now that she's not prego.  Brad seems to have a good time w/ us "no pun intended" so we must be the party of his life!

    JulZ said, she was the kinda "meat and potatoes" kinda gal...

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/lisaw_2006/funny_dinner.jpg

    the rest of us were in complete utter SHOCK...but not in any comparison of just HOW it was consumed!  Brad stopped dead in his tracks and muttered....

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Nooooo, she wouldn't, nawww she can't possibly, she isn't gonna eat that.....


    The Girlz watched poor Brad as he stood there with his legs crossed mouth hanging open as Julz  picked up the 'Special Sausage' opened her mouth wide to take a lick. Julz then looked at Brad & winked at him......Then she put the meat back down on her plate & licked her fingers

    Like she was just sooo Innocent. She then looked directly at all the girlz & turned back to Brad &.......

    Gave him a Kiss... Blew it at him & Said......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    name the time and place.  Luv kicked Julz and said forget it, hes mine. Julsz said all is fair in love and war.  Spar said oh no, her we go again.  MissS said I am going to go get my helmet now. Luv picked up that special sausage and threw it at Julz.  NBN said YES! a food fight my favorite.  Spar was ducking food and thinking oh great, how did I ever think this group could make it through a night of now getting into trouble, about that time Harley threw a whole cream pie in Spars face. Spar crawled under the table and ate it.  MissS came back with her helmet on and was telling Candie only throw the things I really like at me and see if you can land them in my mouth.  When Spar came out from under the table the whole place had joined in and the owners were calling.......................

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    for some back up.  Soon as they arrived...

    http://zionistwatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/kristol-pie-in-face.jpg

    there was still plenty of room for dessert....

    http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Veronik_03/deko/sexy_cake.jpg

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    I have a special treat for my sweet Luv and all my other buddies, too!

    Spar said she kept craving beef and vegetables, but she didn't know why. Julz started laughing like a maniac and we all went off to find NBN.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    poolarea.jpg Pool and two hot tubs. image by jdmollan

    We found NBN wobbling and naked toward the hot tub and eating a cucumber and a banana.  We ask where her clothes were she shrugged her shoulders and said domnno.  We all got in the hot tub in our food splatted clothes and just sat and talked deciding what we wanted to do tomorrow.  Julz said no matter what I DO NOT want a banana!!  MissS finally suggested we all go to our rooms and have a slumber party.  We can get our pj's on and eat crackers in bed if we want to.

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited September 2008

    Harley LOVES slumber parties!  So we all put on our pj's and climbed into bed.  Then we gave each other manicures, pedicures, facials, and did each other's hair, commenting on how nice our hair looked, and if they had lost their hair to chemo, we rubbed oil into their scalp.

    We laughed, and told stories, late in to the night, and early morning...  we ordered room service, and

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    had a huge breakfast delivered by the cutest guy (we had to hold Julz back) she wanted him for breakfast but we saved him.  We had all these trays covered with sterling silver lids.  Wow, belgian waffles with all different kinds of fruit, boiled eggs, cheese, biscuts and gravey, bacon and ham.  No wonder some of us are gaining alittle weight.  We had all kinds of juices and coffee but Julz said I want................

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    I WANT Spaz Juice they don't have it!...I WANT it NOW!

    Ut Ooh! Spar said "How long have you been drinking these"? Julz turned sharply at Spars ?. And gave her this wild look! Harley & LUV couldn't believe how wild Julz eyes looked this morning. MissS told the waiter to......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    call every store and get spaz juice or the whole hotel will be destroyed we could tell by the  freaky look in Julz eyes.  She had to have it like Spar has to have her chocolate covered bananas.  The waiter suggested we use duck tape and tie Julz up until he could find some spaz. Harley told him...........

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited September 2008

    Look, we have been through HELL and back, with bc dx in the past few years, and if you think I'm gonna tie up my friend you've got to be kidding!  JUST get the SPAZ juice, OK???   OH, and I had a freakin' nipple on my leg for over a year, you have no idea!   The waiter's eyes bugged out of his head, when she mentioned the nipple!!

    Then Harley felt bad for growling at him, so she gave him a few dollars, for a tip, if he could please find some spaz juice, ... and ASAP!! 

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    That poor Waiter RAN out the door & before Harley could blink, turn around 3 times & say SHAZAM our Waiter was back with the Spaz Juice....

      for her dear friend Julz. Harley, Spar, MissS, NBN, & LUV all watched as she took her first sip. Then they watched our 'changed' waiter look at the blissful look on their friends face...

    The waiter then turned to Harley with an exspression of Relief & New Eyes that Julz had such a wonderful friend/s at her side! 

    They for ever will watch out for each other through Thick & Thin! Nipples in strange places Or Not!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXttyNf8zv0

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    *** I luved Whitney...what happened anyway!? ***

    Yes, we all bonded from right from the beginning! :)  "ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"LOL !

    Texas was getting flooded by the minute and thigs weren't looking so good ...thanks to IKE so we had to pack up and swim to....

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    ******Nothing, I'm just being Mellon Colly  today & thinking how wonderful my Friends are Here! Wait a minute Brain Fart time! You mean here or with Whitney!******

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    So LUV said Suit up so we can swim to our next adventure. NBN Got out a map so we could get some fresh Ideas of where to go.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    ***...I was referring to Whitney...ever since Bobbie Brown entered her life she is MIA or should I say MIM ( missing in mind ) LOL...but then again....JulZbrain fart ....LOL!!!  Just teazin your a dear sista we luv to keep around.***

    LUV was looking at the map...this is good!!  We taped it on the wall and got our darts out,  blind folded each other and threw the darts.  Whoever landed closest to Texas was where we headed next!

    ummmmm first stop Dallas Hospital......

    Tagged: , dart safety not taught in ...

    michiesaid, " You said 'headed' get it?   Get it LUV!?  ....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Michie, you never get things right, you took it out of context and you know what bad things happen when you do that. Spar threw the dart and it landed on New Mexico, Harley threw the dart and it landed on colorado,  Michie of course hit Luv in the head.  Spar wanted them to take off Harleys nipple and put it back on her leg cause she was a happy woman then.  They said they could do it but didn't have time, they told us 1/4 of a womans brain is in her nipple, do you believe that!  So we headed up to New Mexico, we were going to see some new sights and surely SURELY we won't get in trouble there.  MissS said well if we are hiking through the desert I am taking a gallon jug of water and my helmet

    New Mexico desert by Uncle Kick-Kick.

    This is some desert in New Mexico

    Christ in the Desert Monastery - Abiquiu, New Mexico by palzip.

    Totally a different landscape than we are use to.

    There is an Apache Indian reservation in the desert and mountains, we may hike and visit there.

    (you guys, one summer I did just what we are talking about doing, I got out a map and closed my eyes and said I am going where it lands and it landed on Hollybeach, Louisiana.  It was just a little fisherman's village on the mudflats. My mother went with me and the kids that year and it was so much fun.  we found tons of shells, the fishermen were friendly and talked to us about their days catch.  The kids got to help one get a shark out of his net. one resturant but it was wonderful, we ate all 3 meals there everyday.)

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