OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

glennie19

Alyson, that was a lovely picture. I hope they come over to my house too.

duckyb1

They already came to mine..............which one do you think is #1 on my  list..............sending them to your houses to wash your cars............

FireKracker

the way I feel right now this is the only man that could put a smile on my face..Chayanne is his name...Latin singer and dancer...

Anonymous

OMG, you ladies crack me up.

The only man washing my car is my husband. lol

duckyb1

oh Slow...............I will send my "man crew" over right away...............

Anonymous

hahahahaha Ducky!! 

My husband does a very good job of washing the car. I don't think he needs any help.

FireKracker

today is the party on the stfu thread

Bring ur good news there so we can celebrate

Wake up...the party has been goin on since last nite....

Anonymous

GmaFoley

glennie19

Love that Fox picture.  LOL!

Monis

FireKracker

can u tell me how to fart rainbows please?????

Monis

Kracker, you must partake in eating the magical unicorn poop cookies...

FireKracker

hey Monis

Is it GF?????

If it is I'll eat it

I'm being very good with the GF foods

Still farting tho

Anonymous

glennie19

FK:

my neighbor is on a strict GlutenFree diet. She says that some of the foods that are labeled GF can still give you symptoms. Apparently the tapioca starch or rice starch that they use to make cookies, etc can give the same symptoms. She recommends only eating, meat, chicken, fish and veggies for a while and see if that helps you.  Don't eat any of the substitute GF foods.  

Just a thought from my neighbor with celiac disease.

 XO XO  glennie

duckyb1

Ok....FK...........try that, and see if it helps..................and Sista......you do need help..........LMAO........oh sorry we were talking about GF weren't we..............guess I was thinking something else...............LOL

FireKracker

My GD just bought flour that's made of chick peas

Now if that don't give me the farts what would????

I did buy some cookie mixes that r GF but they r loaded with salt and of course sugar.

I have been eating chicken,fish and bison..today I had an avacado with some chicken and boiled potatoe

Grrrrrr

No wonder I lost 10 lbs,,,,

And yes ducky I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.....IN EVERY AREA EXCEPT MY TEMPER....

proudtospin

FK, do not know why you are loosing, I would still be gaining weight! the chickpea flour should be real healthy, I eat tons of beans and never get gassy so think it is just something to get used to!

but glad to hear you are eating a variety!

FireKracker

PTS...how in the heck do u ever get used to farting????

Yeah I'm tryin and I am feelin betta

But the farts continue....

Alyson

Gee wiss Ducky if I ate beans or half that stuff I would be in real trouble. I side from INS and certain foods really cause problems. 

I am still in bed because I have has a really bad time over the last three weeks. RA and fibro decided to flare together. Now  been put on gabapentin  to see if that works. 

Big hugs to all. 

FireKracker

awww Alyson I hate to hear ur sick

I hope the new meds work like magic for u

And both together...that's suks.

I'm sayin a prayer for u right now

Huggs FireKracker 

proudtospin

FK, your tummy or at least mine, just knows that the dang beans are and I do not fart! well maybe once in a while~~`having white beans in my salad for dinner so.....

there is that Beano stuff to take but I have never tried it

FireKracker

I'm not takin any over the counter crap

I'll just keep farting

I think it's from all the junk I have eaten all my like and my body doesn't no any other way

Does that make any sense?????

I was in my GDs house the other day,bathroom actually and I said to her I smell something,she said like what and I said shit and she said no u farted...didn't even feel it comin out but it sure did smell.

I'm takin these pills called triphala Gold to repair intestinal wall..can't be that cause it was way before I started takin it...

Oh well....grrrrrrrrr

proudtospin

it is just gonna take some time for your tummy to get used to real food.  Patience!  it will work out

and you are right, stay away from any OTC silly stuff, do think you will get used to it!

FireKracker

hey

Guess what????

I think I figured it out

My breakfast bars r made of chick pea flour

Chick peas r very very gassy

My tummy betta get used to it cause tomorrow my GD baked me banana bread made with the same flour.....and we r goin out for the day....

Some of this GF stuff is very heavy,feels like I ate a rock

duckyb1

FireKracker

Good morning

Been wanting to put this on here but I kept on forgetting

glennie19

that's a good one!  

proudtospin

FK, well keep on doing what you are and just go slow!  anyway, who cares about a little gas!

you are on the right track it seems!