OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

FireKracker

gotch now!!!!!!

Anonymous

I posted this to the WRONG thread. Wow, I'm really losing it.

One day I'll tell you some hysterical stories about when I had a
colostomy bag.

I'll save them for when we really need a good laugh.

Alyson

DD gave me this!

Anonymous

Too funny Alyson!

Monis

Ha, ha, ha, here we are, all grown women, posting funny fart pics!  I just Googled "funny animal farts" and have been sitting here with tears running down my face from laughing.  

Anonymous

AussieSheila

I have also lived in the colostomy world SlowDB, I wonder if we have shared similar experiences?

Sheila.

FireKracker

good morning

Finally changed the subject

Thanks slo

From farts to shit

Boy it smells here

See u all later,I'm gettin ready to go to the dentist for my TMJ...

proudtospin

no problem with the farts or shit here....sinus surgery means I have no sense of smell anymore!  course I am slow and it took me some time to realize I could not smell but guess long as I can breath....

GmaFoley

And to think I started all this with the baby fart picture LOL.

GmaFoley

Anonymous

hahahahahahahahaha. This is too funny!! Why is this subject so darn amusing?????

I can't believe Ducky isn't chiming in????

You're waaaaaay too quiet miss Ducky!!!!

FireKracker

ducky. It's be plotting on how to get me with those farts

GmaF if I ate what u posted I would have to go to the emergency room and they would be pumping my stomach for days

Goin to the dr.on Friday...let's see what he says about all this gas

Monis

Alyson

Ducky get over here. Think we must have blown you away with are fart jokes. 

duckyb1

Anonymous

LOL LOL LOL

FireKracker

THERE IS NO CURE FOR STUPID

Today is one of my betta days,so far..

No jinx please

Alyson I looked throu my closet and I found a beautiful hot pink dress top that I. Actually wore to my GS engagement party...gotta dig it out now that ducky taught me how to post pics.

FireKracker

proudtospin

OMG, you actually bought that color and then wore it?  good ness girl, how much were you smoking?

Alyson

What were you on when you bought pink. Must admit I have a couple of similar coloured things. But it has never been my colour anyway as I was a redhead. 

FireKracker

I bought that top before I was dx...and I do love the hot pink

Never wore it since

I even had shoes to match

Shoes r gone

Top still lookin at me in the closet

proudtospin

maybe you should wear it, it looked good on you!

Anonymous

Kracker wearing pink? I'm flummoxed!!!

I know you probably don't want to hear this, but you look really good in pink!!

FireKracker

I keep lookin at that top and then I say NAH

As I said before I do love HOT pink but I still cannot bring myself to wear it

glennie19

you do look good in that color.

FireKracker

thank u for the compliment 

Me and pink just don't get along

PINKWASHING turns my stomach

Focktober is worst

Enuf said

Anonymous

I've got a confession:

This morning I started a load of laundry. I put in soap and liquid bleach. Turned on the washer and closed the lid.

I got home today and realized I NEVER put the clothes in the washer.

They are still sitting in the basket on the dryer.

I purposely do clothes early in the morning to save energy. We are in a drought here in CA.

I feel so wasteful.

I really think I'm losing my mind.

FireKracker

Glennie

R u a newbee here

Don't think I have seen u before

Welcome sista

Hope I didn't sound nasty and if u think I did I'm sorry

I just hate,hate,hate what that pink represents

Please join us at the bonefire...we throw all the bad stuff in

Maybe I should finally throw in that top cause I no I'll never wear it

U can come sit by me and I'll tell u the whole damn story

Xoxo I AM THE FIREKRACKER...

FireKracker

I'm nuts

I thought I was on the bonefire thread

Anyway we have a thread called the bonefire of the goddess

Please join us there

I'm on overload today,,,,forgive me