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  • kathindc
    kathindc Member Posts: 2,042
    edited March 2013

    What a way to give the heart a jump start on Monday!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013

    puff

    who is that?

    puff

    we are in the back of the front of the hen house, the back of the back of the hen house is the asparagus trials. the front of the back of the hen house is where we keep the potential cure guys tied up until proven non effective.

    puff

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  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 5,972
    edited March 2013

    Marlon Brando when he was a hunk

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013

    I'm in the darkest corner of the basement trying to find my way out. Someone open the basement door so maybe I can find my way out.

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited March 2013

    Veggy, follow my voice.. God's huge rocking chair is right up by me in the opposite side of the basement.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited March 2013

    Veggy there is a little light by the door, just follow it and we will help you come upstairs again. We are all here for you. Others have been lost in the basement and have managed to get back to the front.

    Big hugs

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited March 2013

    Have been missing you, Veggy. We are all here. Hugs and prayers to you...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013

    I have been stuck in the basement once before. I think there is a monster blocking my way up. There's a crack in the floor and some light is coming through. It looks like, wait, maybe the monster looks a little like the waiter from the restaurant. I can't be sure.

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  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 950
    edited March 2013

    Veggy...your new avatar is pretty scary.....or is it something I've been puffing??

    Looks like maybe the monster got you.......please don't tell me he's the cure guy.....

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013

    That must be my reflexion in a dusty mirror in the basement. Sorry to scar you.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013



    This is where my avatar came from. Just queue it to the end.





    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=pkzwLvVFRSE&desktop_uri=/watch?v=pkzwLvVFRSE

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited March 2013

    More light needed.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited March 2013

    Or this?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited March 2013

    aaahhhhh, there Alyson, that's the stuff.

    Veggy, I never ever go in the basement alone, I know the way can be blocked.  Now the light is upon you again.

    My DD said I need to move where I can use hemp oil.  I do believe it could work for some.  But for now.  puff.

    Up too late, research, had emails for work, then stopped in bco for 1/2 hr or so reading.  have to sleep before my eyeballs bleed.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited March 2013

    Veggy, coming sweetie, we've been in the basement before and found our way out. Alyson gave us an inviting light to follow :). One step at a time and then we will make a break for the stairs. First one up grab the other. Alyson and Sam and Essa and marywh, then shut and barricade that damnable basement door. Wish Hermoine was here to put a spell on it, so, it couldn't be found again

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  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Member Posts: 7,305
    edited March 2013

    Not to make light of your situation vegie, cuz you know we all love you! I think that what you need right now is a DAYLIGHT basement! Then you can just walk right out the front door into the beautiful sunshine (well it's raining here right now, but we'll pretend it's sunny!) We'll walk together and look at all the crocuses, daffodils, bluebells and tulips that are starting to bloom. And maybe along the way we'll come across a chicken or two smoking asparagus and eating mushrooms (the happy kind).



    Hugs to you.

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  • Europa
    Europa Member Posts: 74
    edited March 2013

    Hello all and Veggy,  I am joining you dear Veggy in the basement.  I have been having a hard time and in a dark place for awhile now.  I can so relate to you Veggy as our dx to stage lv are so close together in time.  I dont post very often as I have a difficult time putting words on to paper so to speak, but I read here often as well as fuzzy romp room and hermits and STFU.  They bring me a spark of joy.  I love the comraderie that you all have, and if you will let me I  would like to share. 

    Hugs to all!!!

    Euro

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited March 2013

    Sunset sun

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited March 2013

    You know - If any of you come to Oregon - you can sit on my porch swing and retreat here. We are set up for company anytime you all want to show up!

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited March 2013

    You guys....!  I gotta say, this thread is such fun to read!  I was laughing this morning, and woke my DH up, not that I WANTED him to wake up just yet, but it was worth it, just reading your shenanigans!   

    My stupid girl-friend once said to me..... "Well if you are taking Tamoxifen, won't you grow a beard?"  After I thought STFU, I realized she was dumb enough to think Tamoxifen was "Testosterone"  ......  AND she was serious!   Not only did I NOT grow a beard, I lost the little "hairs" in my inner-ear, so I am officially "deaf" AND old.... Ha, ha!  

    So is it because I am "older" that I don't have to shave my legs OR under-arms anymore?  AND my hair thinned out?   Guess there IS something to say about "growing up?"   And I didn't even have chemo.

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  • luvmygoats
    luvmygoats Member Posts: 2,942
    edited March 2013

    Veggy - Pox on that waiter.  Punch him in the stomach and get out of the basement into the light.  Remember that Twilight Zone.  Scared the s**t out of me but sure made my think.  Love you.  Come towards the lovely warm light.

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  • Shellshine
    Shellshine Member Posts: 1,039
    edited March 2013

    Welcome Europa, this is a good place to come hang out, you can be yourself and no one will ever give you a hard time.💗

    Veggie: 🌺

     

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited March 2013

    o.k heres one for you... today was my usual monthly oncs. appt. Well, he comes bursting in and says,"Well arent you just a freak of nature!!!" I said excuse me? He said " Your chemo is working phenmonally well". I said Well thats wonderful, but you are the 2nd dr. thats called me that. The first one was my bs who called it a freak of nature that my bc came back so quick. So now I have to decide which freak of nature I am. But I still think I am abnormal enough to hold some kind of office in the clucking, puffing community.o.k?

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited March 2013

    Brawkgkkkkkkk, I feel like I'm in the front, but it could be the bacK--WAITING FOR THE ASPARAGUS AND THE GUYS LATE---cLUCK'EM....... Hmmmmm...used to play guitar, new lots of songs, now can't remember where the feed station is. Chicken poop. what was that we were talking about?

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  • Europa
    Europa Member Posts: 74
    edited March 2013

    LOL Mary, even though I am in the basement I love the freak of nature...I think you are so lucky. But on a serious note I hope that everything works out for you.

    ((((Mary))))

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  • Europa
    Europa Member Posts: 74
    edited March 2013

    Thank you for the warm welcome Shellshine!!! I am so glad to find all of you.  This thread has so definately kept me sane in some very dark times.  i have scans coming up with a wait of 2 weeks between seeing my doc and already i am already worried. This thread keeps me from thinking about it so much.

    Thanks all!!

    Euro

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited March 2013

    Hi girls,Brawkgk, cluck cluck, have escaped the basement and everything else, will explain when I get back. Back, is that the front of the back or the back of the front. Wish I could shate all the asparagus that I have seen. Past eating stage but looked as if it would be easy to smoke. Looking for the cure guy but haven't found any other suitable candidates for us to interogate.

    Welcome Europa, Shellshine, Chevy and anyone else I have missed so glad to welcome you to the henhouse, cluck cluck cluck and pass the asparagus and share the mushrooms. We are mad here be warned but we really look after each other especially when lost in the basement.

    Veggy and Europa hope you find the stairs, every one is lighting up for you.

    Big Hugs

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited March 2013

    Thanks Alyson!  LOVE this thread!  I just want to be in the hen-house...  I'm trying to figure out what y'all are talking about, and having fun doing it, ha!  The closest I ever came to "lighting-up" is when I smoked these dry weeds my brother and I found in the vacant lot.  Well, I didn't actually SMOKE them... but we tried...Wink Does that count?

    Oh wait, my Daughters did their share... I gave them a run for their money, when I flushed a baggie of seeds down the toilet one time when I found them AND this glass thing in her purse...  I remembered she sobbed while watching those seeds going down the toilet!  Took 5 flushings to do the deed.

    So does this make me "one of the stupid things I did to my Daughter?"  Ha!

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited March 2013

    Actually for all of you girls (pullets?) who are new you would really be doing yourselves a favor by starting this thread at the very beginning. It has made a number of us (me inluded). pee in our pants, and you will get so much more out of it if you know whats going on. and I had another idea-changing my avatar name to just FON short for freak of nature of course. What do you think?

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited March 2013

    I got up to page 9, and woke my Husband up laughing so hard...Wink  I think I have to start all over again...  By the way.... my neighbor just bought 6 new chicks...  One didn't make it, and I'm afraid to ask about the rest.... Her whole idea was so they could eat their eggs...

    If they raise their chickens any better than they have their 2 cats, they are doomed!   One cat has left home..... for good!  The other one still hangs around....  At least I made her a bed made out of a plastic bin, and an old comforter that they keep in the garage.   Some people are just dense!  AND stupid...

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