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larger but very sexy outfits
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larger size clothing and bathing-suit
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Manolo Blaniks and Jimmy Choos
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new clothes since I have
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the sky is the limit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and always will be. Let's
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go to a high scale
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bakery and buy calorie loaded
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cupcakes decorated to match our
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sequins on our string bikinis
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A Man Called Ned:
Installment #2
Laughing, I thought I should get into my jeep and check on Ned and his collection of big and wild jungle animals who were kept at their Hawaiian palatial estate, which was guarded by sharks in the ocean and very handsome and muscular men always at attention to serve and protect us from any pilates and yoga coaches who believed your weight should be lower than we would like!! Too low and scrawny instead of pleasingly plump and robust, well fed with cake and pie, the envy of all the "healthy" women who never had the joy of eating junk food every waking moment of our days and falling asleep with fork in hand and dreaming of calorie laden dishes to be washed (down) later by a pint of ice cream with chocolate and sprinkles lovingly added by our man-servants as they admire our plump and pleasingly rounded, softly padded feet as we waddle around with fins and snorkel gear, flirting with the handsome man-servants who are scantily dressed and on a private nude beach of sparking white sand, dazzling warm sun, azure water with frolicking sea creatures.
However, the paparazzi kept taking pictures of our pleasingly plump bikini clad bodies. Decided to take a swim but thought about SHARKS, so instead I decided to hit the buffet again and stuff my face with food, then go shopping for some larger but sexy outfits, Manolo Blaniks and Jimm Choose, new clothes since I have the sky is the limit and always will be. Let's go to a high scale bakery and buy calorie loaded cupcakes decorated to match our sequins on our string bikinis.
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The next day we decided
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to go to the best
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five star restaurant for some
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Of the best food and
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wine........ followed by an evening
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of sinfully delightful indulgences in
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yet another fine restaurant that
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specializes in fluffy crepes and
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an "all you can eat"
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dessert bar with gorgeous men
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hand feeding us the many
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brownies, chocolates, cakes, pies, and
(Hmm -- we are dessert-eating perv's!! Wouldn't have it any other way!)
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giant size chocolate covered strawberries
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then decided which gorgeous men
( konakat........oh yes but we also enjoy the men who so adore and admire us )
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(sorry.....did not realize seyla had already posted)
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and everything else that we
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can imagine or dream up
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So, once we had satisfied
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our enormous appetites we decided
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