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cake and wine carried to

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our emerald adorned palace with

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man servants in abundance 24/7

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muscly, intelligent, obedient, and very

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much into making us happy !!!!!!!!!!!

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Painting our toes, feeding us

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our favorite snacks and praising 

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our beautiful fat chubby bums

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( LMAO )

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as they continue to be

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expanding in width with each

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day of constant decadent indulgences!

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Laughing, I thought I should

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get in my jeep and

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check on Ned and his

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collection of big and wild

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jungle animals who were kept

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at their Hawaiian palatial estate

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which was guarded by the

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A man called Ned said "Hello, darling, would you like to have my name for many, many years to come?  I want to have a long and healthy, happy life full of cake and ice cream with zero fat and calories!!!!!!"

In our Ferrari we went.  Everything about Ned is sooooooo wonderful, exciting, happy and fun.  It is only a car, but it had my only cake I was saving for the party in honour of my secret lover who is married to a beautiful woman-my naturopath, geletologist, medical oncologist.  Both make me feel great! 

My lover and I sneak to an old, dirty motel with a vibrating bed and pulsating pillows.  We both started to feel paranoid about these, decided to end the relationship, but could not do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Until I saw the really horrified look on my lover's wife who was looking in from the old dirty window with something in her hand---could be a big hammer, but no....look it is a golf club so she just stopped by to play with her lovely playful husband!  But what a surprise, she brought along her own new , younger and handsome lover who did not know how to play golf but was really

They all decided to go with binoculars and video camera.  Which only proved that women should be in charge of  anything needing logic and care as men have proven that they are only good for fixing flat tires and maybe carrying heavy loads of big bottles of wine for us and boxes form the bakery providing they do not drop.  They have something women don't have and that is the ability to be more mechanical.  Although that is not always very useful when you need cake and wine carried to our emerald adorned palace with man servants in abundance 24/7, muscly, intelligent, obedient and very much into making us happy!!!!!!!     Painting our toes,  feeding us our favorite snacks and praising our beautiful fat chubby bums as they continue to be expanding in width each day of constant decadent indulgences! 

Laughing, I thought I should get into my jeep and check on Ned and his collection of big and wild jungle animals who were kept at their Hawaiian palatial estate which was guarded by

TO BE CONTINUED. . . . .

I am ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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sharks in the ocean and

(Thank-you NativeMainer!!)

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very handsome and muscular men

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always at attention to serve

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and protect us from any

( yes...... thanks native mainer! )

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pilates and yoga coaches who

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believed your weight should be

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lower than we would like!!!!!!!!!

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too low and scrawny.  Instead

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of pleasingly plump and robust

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of little chubby and happy