MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN 40-60ish

Valjean

As you ladies can tell, I can't decide which

     Little Black Dress

to wear.

Decisions,

decisions.

leisaparis

Can I bring a Pet?

leisaparis

I'm gonna bring a light snack. Anyone else want some...only 100 calories.

leisaparis

Was in and out in no time yesterday,@ 5 hours. I have a ton of staples on both sides.Go back on Friday to have them check it. Then the following Friday to get them removed. So I haven't really gotten a good look at them yet. At least now they look a little more even. Been bleading like a stuck hog. Oh, and after not having a period for a year, damn thing decides to start up again yesterday of all days. That was one side affect I was hoping to keep. Damn it. The party looks like it's going good. Welcome all newbies. Take care & (((HUGS))) everyone.

Meece

I've spent hours shopping for a dress for Paulding.  She said she'd prefer a Navy Blue dress since navy goes well with Cheetos.  I have run accross several options, including some more orange dresses for anyone still shopping for themselves.

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Did I mention she's a Bears Fan?

Meece

CandyB

I've found my new BFFs!  Why haven't I paid more attention to this forum?  I'm 51, in the sandwich group -- 2 teenagers still at home, 86 year old mother w/dementia, single, and I LOVE Cheetos!  I had no idea there were others out there, much less on this forum, who have a Cheeto thing.  I'm getting some of that lip balm.  And love the photos.  Can we print photos off of here?  Some of these are definitely refrigerator worthy.  Wine and cheetos! Can't believe you ladies think like me.  I've been wigging out over nipple reconstruction surgery tomorrow (I want the nipples, no doubts, but it's the surgery idea), but you ladies have made me smile so much!  Looking at the Cheeto and dress photos has brightened my day.  I may still get nothing done at work, but I'll at least have a smile on my face.  I'm going back to look at more pages.  Thank you for being here!

Meece

Welcome, CandyB.  You are going to do fine tomorrow.  I hate surgery, too.  I mean, who doesn't?  But I stress out over it super big.

I am afraid if I got the lip balm my lips would be perpetually chapped because I'd be licking them all the time.

Don't know about printing pics from here, but 3jaysmom mentions that she "steals" pics.  You might ask her.

Kleenex

I need that last orange dress. Not only is it a shade that will hide Cheetos dust, but it also looks sort of like plastic, so perhaps I could use a sponge to remove any chocolate debris from it...

CherylQ

I am with Kleenex on the orange dress.  Love the recipes and pictures, funny!  We own a nightclub, may have to add "boobie" drinks and use some of Valjean's drinks!!

Peace and laughter,

Cheryl

PauldingMom

Dress # 3 is perfect. Off one shoulder covering the huge scar from 2 ports now.  
Last night I rolled over in bed, an accomplishment, and I felt something wet. Turns out I opened the incision from the port. I was more worried about Grandma's quilt than my boo boo. Got both cleaned up and doing great. No heavy laughing today though. 

Those recipes make me really want to have a drink. Yummy! 

Meece

If it is plastic dresses you want, here are a couple..

Meece

My recommendation is that you don't Google plastic dresses, it can be disturbing!

Eph3_12

Meece-hahahahahaha-I'm smiling & chuckling @ that comment.

Lisa, are you supposed to be turning over on your own?!   Be careful girl

elaineg

CandyB I really enjoy those fresh hot blankets, maybe you do too?  Pile em on and you will do fine with the surgery.  My sister had the nipple recon and tatoo and hers looks great so enjoy

elaineg

Oh and I found the jalapeno cheetos at Walmart today.  Only got 1 bag, not sure how I resisted?

BarbaraA

Val - Loved the cocktail recipes!!! Can't wait to wear my orange dress (4-5 pages ago) but still haven't found a suitable escort. Anyone have any ideas? My DH is always working at night, being a killer guitar player.

Meece

Okay, Joni, fess up.  Did you Google it?

NativeMainer

The plastic dress isn't anything special, but the model has obviously overdosed on Cheetos

But I found some escorts for us to pick from--

zogo

Meece- ROFL at your google comment! You are too funny!

Barbara- my son plays in a band too....but he's too young to play in bars!

Elaineg- so Wal-Mart got on the band wagon.....hope they have 'em here. 

NM- OD on cheetos?...it must be a fine line.  Take note ladies, when you start losing your facial features and get really stiff, it's time to stop!

leisaparis

I did.....

Eph3_12

BarbaraA-DH & band can supply the tunes-that way you can just groupie him!

Eph3_12

Meece-I didn't google @ work as I didn't want to take the chance that someone would see-as soon as DD leaves for soccer tho-I'm there!

Kleenex

I can not let my 15 1/2 year old see those fabulous plastic-wrap frocks lest she get ideas... A girl last year at the band banquet made a dress out of duct tape, and I know this will sound odd but it was actually a very cute dress, and not particularly inappropriate. Those above look like what that kinky housewife had in mind in the past about "greeting your husband at the door wrapped in plastic wrap." Makes me have a nasty hot flash to just THINK about wearing tight plastic ANYTHING. Tamoxifen is really a lot of fun!



Joni! Don't google it! What if a picture of your DD shows up? Just kidding...

chrissyb

I'm not happy with my dress, what do you think about this one?

3jaysmom

oh my...MEECE, i won't ask what you found when you googled.. been in bed all day, a leftover from" christmas" decoration shopping with my GS Fish, yesterday. seeing how i feel today, after just that little adventure made me realize there's no way i can make the 1st anuual reunion in GOBX this year.. but, am looking forward to lots o good pics! and BARBARA; you, and SV CAN deliver pics, that's for sure!!