Wacky Definition Word Game

Eph3_12

wisenheimer: a funny little old smart German man who spouts advice

spout

Joanne58

spout--a spat with your spouse

pensive

Eph3_12

pensive: writing cursive with a Cross pen instead of printing with #2 pencil

styrofoam

jen_b

styrofoam : The pigs who couldn't fly who are now rowing in the sea foam.

standoff 

DCMom

Joanne loving the acceptance twist!!  LOL.  I will use that next late night wake up and will accept and see instead of wait and see if I get back to sleep.  Hope you found your magician.

what in the world how did it change so much.  This new format is frustrating.  I'm trying again below

DCMom

standoff- a futuristic remote control in which the televison automatically shuts down when the viewer stands (created by the inventor of the clapper)

gardengumby

I'll start a new word 

gargantuan

DCMom

gargantuan- veterinary process of gargling for orangutan bad breath

orangutan

pj12

Orangutan: what you look like when the tanning lotion makes you look a weird color



Hyperbole:

Joanne58

Thanks, DC!  It's tough keeping up with all of you clever gals on this thread (and I'll never gargle the same way again!)

hyperbole--when a student drinks too much coffee before his bowling class

amunition

DCMom

LOL at hyperbole

amunition- the group response of Amen at the end of Catholic Mass

onomatopoeia

NativeMainer

onomatopoeia--the cry heard from small children being potty trained who realize they are having an accident

accident

chabba

accident - what happens to your steel toed boots when you miss the log you are trying to split.

split

Meece

Accident:  When your spouse makes an attempt at sounding like he is from South of the Border while you are at a party and you  sock him in the arm to get him to stop.  Oops.

impersonate

Eph3_12

split: special pre-lit lights

impersonate: artificial insemination

artificial 

chabba

artificial - the process of cleaning the faces on very old paintings undergoing restoration.

viaducts

Meece

Viaducts:  Sending messages tied to webfooted water fowl rather than messenger pigeons.

suspect:

Marple

suspect~when you think you need stronger reading glasses

smudge

Joanne58

Smudge--cross between a smore and fudge

smore

gardengumby

smore - the noise your husband makes when he's mostly asleep and rolls over

husband

Marple

husband~the name of Hugh's musical group

music

chabba

music - a sick female prophet

prophet

Eph3_12

prophet: a professional bra fitter

bra

gardengumby

bra - a musical note

insurance

NativeMainer

insurance--the stuff exterminators sneak into kitchen to be sure they get calls

exterminator

Eph3_12

exterminator: what Arnold was while governor of CA

govern

DCMom

(oh my gosh so many chucklers.)

insurance - a 0 interest bank account with a penalty fee for withdrawal, and which may be closed without notification after excessive withdrawals 

gardengumby

govern - where they put Gov's ashes

funeral

pj12

Govern: campaign slogan for Jim Varney for president (remember him?)



President:

Joanne58

funeral:  when only the happiest, craziest, funniest things are mentioned in the eulogy

President: someone who resides in apartment building "P"