Wacky Definition Word Game

Suzanne3131

anniversary:  The once-a-year love poem your DH composes in honor of your marriage  

gumption 

pj12

Gumption: chewing your wrigley's with enthusiasm



Enthusiasm:

NativeMainer

enthusiasm:  being excited about infusing olive oil with herbs and spices

jack-o-lantern

pj12

jack-o-lantern: car accessory; jack with flashlight attachment

accessory: 

Eph3_12

From 10-28-11 (It's OK pj I repeat myself constantly!)

accessory: add-ons to your basic wizard kit

saint

barbe1958

Saint: The aunt you almost got, but she was too good for your uncle

Snob:

Eph3_12

snob: what someone calls the drippy, goopy stuff that is in the nose when they suffering from a very bad cold

goop

pj12

Goop: a really messy mistake



Bankrupt

chabba

Bankrupt - the scene in a bank when the armed robber leaves.

flexibility

Eph3_12

flexibility: the scale utilized to determine range of motion while wearing the cuffs now used by police that look like garbage bag ties

 scale

barbe1958

Scale: How much the winter cabbage weighs

Kale:

Eph3_12

Kale-a dark green brew special for St. Paddy's Day

brew

pj12

Brew: regretting the really strong coffee you drank at dinner



Expresso

chabba

Expresso - the usual state of my wardrobe since the invention of permanent press.

Invention

pj12

Invention: wearing the latest creation for women with hot flashes, clothes with strategically placed slits to let air circulate through



Circulate:

Eph3_12

circulate: the dizzy, whirlwind, around & around again motion your head & stomach make when you realize the monthly visitor is rather tardy & those couple pounds might not be birthday cake!

tardy

Suzanne3131

circulate:  the process of driving around and around the airport when your guest from out of town is arriving on a flight that has been delayed.

Kale and Brew cracked me up!  Thanks for a good laugh!

plumber 

pj12

Plumber: 2 x 4 s made from the wood of a plum tree



Carpenter:

pj12

I love expresso! I used to do the "circulate" at the Boston airport! /p>

Suzanne3131

carpenter:  Another name for the guy who confiscates your vehicle in a no-parking zone and takes it to an impound lot

abscond 

pj12

abscond: when your "six pack" has run off with your biceps

illiterate 

chabba

illiterate - someone who keeps reiterating complaints about their health.

frolic

barbe1958

AHAHAHAHAAH abscond!!!! hehehehehehe

Frolic: When the deer in the field stop to use the salt lick

Salt:

Eph3_12

so I am so stumped by salt.  Anyone????????????

   

Meece

Salt:  The the most addicting substance on earth, good on almost any other food, and the first thing your doctor wants to cut out of your diet.   (Was that a wacky definition or a rant from someone whose dr. wants her to cut way back on salt?)

perform:

NativeMainer

perform:  a dress form with holes in it

holes

pj12

Holes: empty sounding cheers from the unenthusiastic crowd watching the bull fight.



Enthusiasm

Marple

enthusiasm~one of those enthusiastic laughs where you don't make a sound

one

pj12

So nice to see you here again, Sharon!

barbe1958

One: what's left of the bone when the dog finishes with it; don't step on it, it is sharp!

Sharp: