Wacky Definition Word Game

HelenaJ

Football:  basic reponse (in your head of course) when your DH ignores you one more time whilst he is watching the game

Swelling:

NativeMainer

swelling: the process of making something good even better

process

Meece

Process:  The group who demonstrates in favor of using human waste as fertilizer on food crops.

disease

barbe1958

Disease: Putting down your depression

Depression:

pj12

depression: when you are in a funk and don't care that your clothes are all wrinkly.

wrinkle:  

NativeMainer

wrinkle--what you are stuck with as you age if you "maintain a healthy weight" and what you get to avoid if you carry around enough fat tissue to look like a human being

human

pj12

human: adding bland white rice to the chinese (hunan) take out to tame it down for "human" consumption

consumption: 

speech529

fixable:  someone who is prone to getting into "fixes"

trustworthy

Eph3_12

trustworthy: a young boy or girl scout

gnarly

pj12

gnarly: when your finger nails look so bad one would think you had tried to chew off your hand

polish  

crazy4carrots

polish -- sort of Eastern European

eastern:

Meece

Eastern:  directions to head to Washington DC if you are driving in the North or Southward direction. (That way you don't have to remember your right from your left.)

ambidextrous

pj12

ambidextrous : not sure which way to go in the sugar discussion, real - artificial - high fructose corn syrup - honey ????

discussion  

Suzanne3131

discussion:  getting hit on the head so hard, it just falls clean off!

fructose

(pj ambidextrous was great!) 

Eph3_12

fructose: toe jam

Jam:

LOVED Ambidextrous!

pj12

I am ambidextrous :-) 

HelenaJ

Jam:  sticky situation

Vegemite:

barbe1958

Vegemite: The bugs that invade the kitchen garden

Furtive: The way a cat moves through a room

Kitchen:

pj12

kitchen: the room in the house where you display your vintage salt and pepper shakers collection

collection: 

Suzanne3131

oh kitchen is too cute, pj!

So is furtive, Barbe! 

crazy4carrots

collection -- to vote by telephone

conference:

Meece

conference:  A meeting of inmates to plan a takeover of the prison

clavicle

Eph3_12

clavicle: mode of transportation used on or near road shoulders

shoulder

Suzanne3131

ha!  funny Joni!

Shoulder:  The trembling that a huge rock feels right before the avalanche

avalanche 

pj12

avalanche: when you didn't properly affix the drapery topper rod to the wall and one end pulls loose and the whole topper slides down and puddles on the floor.

puddle: 

Suzanne3131

puddle:  the result of a misplaced piddle

hurricane 

barbe1958

Hurricane: The evacuated elderly working his way out of town in a hurry

Evacuate: vomit what you just dined on

Piddle:

Eph3_12

piddle: a wading pool outside the pediatric wing of a hospital

pediatric:

Loved hurricane Barbe!

NativeMainer

pediatric:  an elderly foot

elderly

barbe1958

Elderly: Not for the young at heart

Heart: