Wacky Definition Word Game

crazy4carrots

tavern -- finally owning the bar you've worked so hard for

bartender:

Eph3_12

bartender: how your brain feels the next day after a bender!

whistle

barbe1958

Whistle: The sound a thistle makes in the breeze

Thistle: 

Suzanne3131

thistle:  a term commonly used by resourceful, McGuyver-like people..."thistle work"  or "thistle do it!"

resourcefulness 

konakat

Love thistle!

Eph3_12

resoucefulness: the feeling one has after their 1st foray into the world of BC on the internet upon diagnosis (I was so full of information that night I had dreams of dancing boobs, nothing else in the dream just boobs!)

foray

Meece

foray:  A gift specifically made to give Mr. Charles after a piano concert

turbulent

Suzanne3131

awwww.....love Mr. Charles!

barbe1958

Turbulent: What you call the water that is swirling down the drain in the tub

Tub: 

pj12

Tub: the image one presents when the tube top is too tight

swirl  

Suzanne3131

swirl:  the sudden maneuver made by a driver when trying to avoid hitting the fluffy-tailed rodent in the road

maneuver 

pj12

maneuver: trying to avoid the guy you just broke up with

habitat 

konakat

Habitat -- Compulsion to keep getting tattoos.

Compulsion

Marple

compulsion~feeling the need to move forward

to

NativeMainer

to:  abbreviation for "titty off," the theme song of a certain class of breast cancer survivors.

abbreviation

barbe1958

Abbreviation: Wearing a short top to show off your six pack on your flight down south

Flight: 

pj12

flight: battling the flies that have invaded your picnic

invasion 

barbe1958

Invasion: When it's so hot even the bugs come into the house for the air conditioning

Insurgent:

NativeMainer

insurgent:  happening in waves over and over again

mansion

Suzanne3131

mansion:  how your girlfriend can't stop mentioning her new boyfriend when you are talking over lunch

flapjack 

marilee

Flapjack:  the risk you take when you change your tire in the wind.

signature 

pj12

signature: all "natural" brand of cigarette, ie. no chemical additives

additive 

barbe1958

Additive: The total of all the carcinogens in a cigarette

Cigarette: 

Suzanne3131

Cigarette:  What they called those leggy young women each dressed like a high-heeled-fishnet- wearing-dancing-pack-of-smokes in those old Pall Mall commercials

manipulation 

barbe1958

Manipulation: Making your husband do what you want him to

Honey: 

Marple

honey~how horses greet one another at Christmas time

horse

marilee

horse:  a culinary sauce that has a real "kick" to it!

culinary 

Meece

culinary:  The act of separating out any of the cookies that got burnt or are imperfect before you take them to the church social.

discourage

pj12

discourage: bravely admitting how old you are to disrespectful GenXers

brave 

Eph3_12

brave-attendance at a rave with a substanial amount of booze under the belt!

attendance