Thinking Out Loud.....

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    lol on the shrimp too.  Sheila is on a roll!   Meat balls.  Maybe she really did mean meat balls.

    Cialis...lol.  I always laugh at the lawyers disclaimers.....call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.......

    Good Morning!

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited October 2011

    Maybe the guys wife might need to call a doctor after four hours...

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    I think you hit the nail on the head, Meece!

  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited October 2011

    I thought it was 8 hours ........

    Happy Monday!!!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    That's even funnier!

  • chrisct
    chrisct Member Posts: 2,662
    edited October 2011

    Gary Shandling once said if he had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours, he'd call everybody.

    LOL Meece

    8 hrs - yikes!  I think 4 should be plenty.

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited October 2011

    Hey Ladies..................listen or read the SE's of Cialis, or Viagra, and you will see why you need an erection that lasts 4 hours.

    1....possible slurred speech..........ok, how can he tell you what he wants.

    2.possible hearing loss...........even if you can tell him, he isn't going to hear you anyway

    3.possible vision loss......ok, now he not only can't ask, he can't hear what you want, and now he can't see where he wants the result of his 4 hour erection to go.

    Also Sey, make sure you don't ask for some of those "little weiners" as an appetizer................

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    DUCKY!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited October 2011

    ducky-wonderful!!!!!!  definitely lol

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    ducky you are too much hahahahahahahahahaaaa

    Linda.....Balls are a delicacy my GM used to cook them. They are delicous to eat with a cold beer.

    i dont care about dirty minds anymore.

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    this is how it looks like.

    Roasted or fried cow balls.

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 13,369
    edited October 2011

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011
    Did you try it ducky?Wink
  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    OK...I'm getting serious now.

    i went to my Oncologist today. He has a new nurse. i told her what happened to me last time. And I asked her if she was good she said yes. One try she got it and no bruise nothing.

    When the DR was examining me i said to him that his new nurse was good at drawing blood and very organized but.....i said nobody can replace the former nurse M.

    This one had a fake smile and never changed no expressions nothing.

    June TM was 25. He'll call me as soon as he gets the result for this one.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    They kinda remind me of schweddy balls.

    Good that you passed the feedback along, Sheila.  Hope the TMs are the same.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    I sent you an email,, Sheila.  A link to the schweddy balls........you'll understand.

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011
  • deborye
    deborye Member Posts: 7,002
    edited October 2011

    That's a Saturday Night Live episode with Alex Baldwin, what a riot.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    I didn't think Sheila would get it so I sent her the video. Lol!

    Congrats to Rebekkah on the lobsta license.  YUM!  My sister is a lobster fisherman and the benefits are delicious!

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    Lobster looks so big. Good for her.

    Tonight is the first time for weeks that i dont feel hungry and no desire to eat.

    Am I normal?

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    OK ....I did enough talking getting ready for HawaiiFiveO.

    Good Night my dear friends.

  • deborye
    deborye Member Posts: 7,002
    edited October 2011

    They are HUGE.  I wonder if they taste the same as Maine Lobstahs.  She bought the wet suit on line and had it sent here.  She tried it on and it fit perfectly.  They can't dive for lobsters unless they are at least a mile off shore.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    Deb, I thought you meant the balls....lol.

    Good night!

  • raincitygirl
    raincitygirl Member Posts: 3,143
    edited October 2011

    From the rental house, all moved in and exhausted.  Are we talking about huge balls?  Meatballs? Or schweddy balls?

    I heard Ben and Jerry's made an ice cream called Schweddy Balls???

    DH has surgery tomorrow.  I'd rather move twice than deal with him as patient.  

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    Good luck today Diane!!  I hope he does well.

  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited October 2011

    I am so happy that you are in the house.  Good luck with the surgery tomorrow.

    Balls....are you kidding me.

    The lobsters are huge

    seyla praying for the tumor markers to be down.

    Beyond pissed off, dr. called with the results and I waited for the report, never got it, called family dr. and she never got the report ( which is where I usually get it) so called oncol. nurse got on the phone (and this was last monday), I said I need a copy of my ct scan report, she said, "aren't you coming in tomorrow", I said, "no next week, also can you send a copy to my family dr." she said "all your dr. needs to do is pull it up in the system"..WELL DUMB ASS IF THE FD DOESN'T KNOW I GOT IT DONE THEN HOW CAN SHE KNOW TO LOOK (DIDN'T SAY THAT) and dr. appt is today and NEVER got a copy of the report, so now when I go today, haven't read it so can't ask questions to the dr. and will write a letter to the head of the practice complaining about the nurse...and will tell my dr. but he will not do anything.....hate that I feel they disrespect me as a patient and wtf is she to tell me everything.....

    whew that felt good, Seyla, some slapping needed!!!

    Thanks,

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited October 2011

    Sandy...This is a major SLAPPINGYell

    I really hope they straightened everything before we all get and slap them again

    Diane...Thinking of you & DH as he goes in surgery. (((HUGS)))

    Good Morning.....

    (((TOL)))

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited October 2011

    I'm slapping them all from here too Sandy! 

  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited October 2011

    Thanks, Well got the report and it says all the leisons were resolved, that may be true but cause I can see and feel the one on my lung.  Told the dr. I was really mad at it. Slapping works for me...

    Starting the X on Thursday 4,000mg 7 days on and 7 days off!!

    Prayers for DH for surgery other than that how is everybody?

  • deborye
    deborye Member Posts: 7,002
    edited October 2011

    I like the SNL episode with Betty White in her dusty muffin.

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