8-Letter Word Game

leaf

It was hard to get the feathers BLENDING together to hide the disfigurement.

newter

It did not help that she kept BELCHING and hiccuping.  What a mess she was.

pip57

Her whole life was CHANGING before her eyes.  No wonder she had serious indigestion problems.

leaf

She was MUNCHING  on carrot sticks all day. Rosarian loved carrot sticks.

LumiPojo

So, one day Rosarian took a couple of carrot sticks and walked up to the liberal turkey girl, who was in the middle of a debate with a conservatory chipmunk. He patiently awaited for her to see him, and when she did...

pip57

...he  asked her what was she MUNCHING on.  It turns out that the chipmunk was  deathly allergic to carrots.

leaf

But Rosarian and the turkey were CHUGGING down carrot sticks.  The chipmunk decided it was time to leave.  

newter

before any SLUGGING began.  The chipmunk knew if he stayed long enough, there would be a slugfest because of his political views.

Anonymous

Of course, Rosarian didn't concern himself with politics and knew if the bickering began he would just end up LAUGHING.

leaf

But Rosarian knew if things continued someone would be  ROUGHING someone up. He had signed up with fowlsupport.org himself so got some hints on how to handle confrontation.

But Rosarian had admired the turkey because of all the challenges she had handled in her lifetime. 

Anonymous

To prevent violence, Rosarian posted a plea at fowlsupport.org, asking that the Turkey be GROUNDED indefinately.

pip57

But it wouldn't matter.  The turkey REGARDED fowlsupport.org to be an inconsequential organization run by 'feathered friends' that looked down upon him just because he could not fly.

elliem1207

to get back in her good graces, rosarian told the turkey to disregard what he had posted at fowlsupport.org. he was just jealous of the chipmunk.

elliem1207

to get back into her good graces, rosarian invited the turkey on vacation to meet his vulture parent and to see for herself the grandeur of the british virgin islands. you see, he realized that he was falling in love with the old bird.

leaf

The turkey was of American origin and the vulture was of EUROPEAN origin.  Rosarian wasn't very sure if his parent vulture and the turkey would understand each other, but it was worth a try.

LumiPojo

What Rosarian didn't know, is that his dad had had exposure to american birds before, and had learned a little english during his brief affairs.

Anonymous

In fact, with the Vulture's haughty attitude, he was likely to have a SUPERIOR attitude.

newter

Unfortunately for Rosarian, all the SPOILERS  in his life were the birds he knew.  Not one of them was a good influence on his young life.  He needed to quickly ........

Anonymous

...contact a PERSONAL trainer. He was hoping to find one who had experience training feathered clients.

leaf

He didn't want a fly-by-night or SEASONAL trainer.  He wanted someone who could teach him good habits.

Anonymous

Rosarian also wanted a trainer who would take a SNAPSHOT of him during training, so he could post it here...proving to us that he really was determined to practice good habits.

pip57

So Rosarian put on his favorite HOTPANTS  and posed for his picture. 

leaf

But he looked like an ELEPHANT in his hotpants, so he decided it wasn't a good idea. 

Anonymous

Rosarian was very disappointed that his PHANTASY to wear hotpants wasn't going to happen. So he decided to...

LumiPojo

...go to the store and buy some sanitary napkins, just in case he might need them. While waiting in line to pay for the napkins and some Altoids that caught his eye, he suddenly noticed....

Anonymous

lol  

...A STRANDED motorist in the parking lot. He ran from the store to go to the aid of the motorist. He instantly administered an Altoid, whipped out the sanitary napkins and proceeded to...

leaf

use them to soak up the blood from his wound.  He directed a person STANDING nearby to call 911.  Since the motorist was having chest pain, he gave him one of his handy baby aspirins too.

newter

This could possibly be the GRANDEST moment in Rosarian's life.  From this point forward, he has shown the world .....

Anonymous

...that he is finally able to STRANGLE his past. He can start a new life filled with humanitarian acts of love and compassion.

leaf

He had WRESTLED with this problem for such a long time. He had the right attitude - he was humble about his accomplishments too.