8-Letter Word Game

leaf

 They also sounded like a pack of GORILLAS!

Anonymous

After great exertion, she gave birth to a SOLITARY baby. The poor baby looked....

LumiPojo

... sick, but the pheasant didn't know if that was just because he was a cross-species baby. She rushed him to the neighborhood doctor, the wise skunk, who took a look at the baby's throat and said: "It's his tonsils, he obviously got them from his father vulture, and they don't fit his little pheasant throat. We have to operate on him".

(OMG can you guys please stop me? We should write a book LOLOLOL)

Anonymous

LOL.... I know. This story is just cracking me up. It's becoming my favorite thing to do here....

Anyway, I thought perhaps photos of the family were in order.

Mom

Dad

Baby

leaf

Oh gad, Miss S - what incredible pictures!!!!

I'll add another letter to tonsils to get it back up to 8 letters, and say that

The baby's TOENAILS obviously needed clipping in addition to his tonsil surgery, so he really needed anesthesia to get through it. 

LumiPojo

I love the pics!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for tonsils, I got carried away :-)

pip57

 I have to agree, we are extremely talented writers.  Let's look for a publisher.

During the surgery, the baby's ENTRAILS escaped from the abdominal cavity.  It was a mess!

leaf

And they found INFARCTS all over the abdominal cavity too.  The poor baby was in a critical state!

newter

A very critical state.  In the meantime, the vulture had reunited with the criminal and they were selling FURNACES, giving no thought to the pheasant and her baby.

LumiPojo

She called him up in panic. The vulture looked at the caller ID, then at the client in front of him, and carried on talking about the great quality furnace he was about to sell, refusing to even hear about the problems his baby was having.

Anonymous

The pheasant was in a FRENZIED state, realizing he refused to take responsibility. She threw the phone at a passing motorist.  OMG - lol

The photos are great - this is TOO FUNNY! 

leaf

The passing motorist lost control of his car, and hit a telephone pole.   A passerby tried to come to his aid and BEFRIEND the luckless driver.

pip57

The passerby was horrified when she saw the luckless driver.  He looked so UNDERFED that she insisted that he let her buy him something to eat. 

Anonymous

"I feel like I could eat FOURTEEN hotdogs," the driver said, noticing his bloodied arm.

leaf

"Well, your FORTUNES have changed," she said.  I am taking you to the nearest place - which was the IHOP where our murderer's mother worked...Now the pheasant knew it was time to....

newter

To be STRONGER than she felt and take responsibility for her new cross breed baby.  She and baby pheasture/vultant, whatever it was, finally recieved a name.  It's name is ...........

Anonymous

...ROSARIAN! The vultant danced with joy. It was so happy that it finally had a name, but wasn't paying attention and all of a sudden...

pip57

...a group of ARTISANS that were coming towards Rosarian trampled the poor baby.  He struggled to get back to his feet.

Anonymous

Once he got up, some bystanders came to his aid. They cleaned his wounds with SANITARY cloths and bandaged his broken wing.

elliem1207

once his broken wing was healed, rosarian's pheasant mother decided it was time for potty training, but since it was a cross breed--she really didn't know where to begin.

Anonymous

Ah ha...she remembered...as a child, her mother used an ancient Chinese secret for potty training. A combination of NITRATES and vitamins would do the trick when added to Rosarian's formula.

leaf

But she got confused because infants can change nitrates to NITRITES, which poisons the red blood cells.  That's why Rosarian is blue in his picture- from the 'Blue Baby Syndrome'.

LumiPojo

Meanwhile, Rosarian's potty training made headlines, due to his blue color and the sad story of his pheasant mom. The minister noticed the phealture's picture in the newspaper one day, and asked his secretary to...

Anonymous

make sure Rosarian was taking proper VITAMINS to ensure he would be strong.

newter

Because Rosarian was taking vitamins, the two of them had different STAMINAS which made it difficult for ....

leaf

the pheasant to keep up with Rosarian.  But she did.  The pheasant was able to ASTONISH the vulture with her....

Anonymous

...remarkable culinary skills. An old time family favorite was her recipe for SHIITAKE mushroom casserole.

lol

Anonymous

While many found this dish delicious, little Rosarian turned his nose up at it and much preferred TERIYAKI tofu.

leaf

He thought teriyaki tofu was TERRIFIC. It was even fun to play with!

pip57

The problem was that it gave him TERRIBLE tummy aches.  He would cry for hours after each meal.