how about drinking?

4sewwhat

Hey I see Bernie sleepin over dare. Somebunny go fasten her seetbelt so she no hurt herself gain

Dara_Diverse

oh geez goils, I keep ye all in line....for dwinks dat is! sorry you both are working. I am working on about six tings now: dwinking, schomoking de willie, dwinking, playing on BCO, playing mese facebook game and dwinking. oh, mese working on sumting berry spayshall for Lynne4sew (got to come up with a nudder name for ye, Lynne.

Cyn, no weenies but tacos LMAO! I tail Lynne whatcha mean if she gits me more to dwink. ya see, de tenders bout to flag mese cuz dey know mese bin at de perco fountain all dey. speaking of, time for a pill. well at least mese not ibmiing in de morphine tonight. nope, me save dem for when de pain is unbearaballsliest. mese feeling party good dis night. had a great great dinner tanks to mese sister. been so fn nausious lately, hate it. but foyget about dat, mese feel good ba de ba de ba de dup, mese fells god ba de da de da da dap, sing along Cyn. ps hope de work bese quiet dis night. what r yer new hours? sorry you has to work love.

camillegal

oooppps I didn't know dos tings were bananies in PJ's I tout dey was mexican cocktails. sooowy

I keeo and eye on yous guys

Dara_Diverse

sumbuddy got to make a contapsion for Bernie. jest like de goils made for mese car...Kat did it, wrapped it in bubble wrap to portect it from all de crashin. chit, better not tawk bout it cuz it has been record time since....well ye all know. cept Lynne. 4 accardents in 4 months. nONE mese fault cept de widdle one in de filthadelphia parking gayrage. mese paniced when in a tight spot. had jest picked up mese car from de collision center de week before and scraped de side and wacked mese mirror. oh boy, nuff said bout dat. oh hail yeah. 

Cyn, I tail Lynne whatcha mean by tacos, k?

Dara_Diverse

yiPPee Dr. Cammie Legal in de lounge, wooooo hoooooo. eat a weenie, Cam. dey say protein is good for making ye feel better. dat is if you swallow dem. ick, sorry Cyn lmao!

camillegal

camillegal

I'm stilllll watching--I;m watching u---is that a song? I tink it shud be. maybe

Dara_Diverse

Lynee, I send ye private quick message. and nope, not about Cyn, aoubt a prize she winned. and when I say winned, not talking farts. I hope Lynne tink farts are funny tings. I been ripping em goils. but de good news is dat I dropped de kids at de pool four deys in a row. Rounds for all for dat!

cheerS to de drowned kids. 

Dara_Diverse

reminds me of a poem I wrote:

Mother heard de children scream

So she threw them in the stram

Saying as she dwonded de thrid

Children should be SEEN not heard. 

tehehehehe. I know I know, bad. slap mese own fingars (OUCH, dat was uncalled for DorKimonist)

4sewwhat

CHEERS for dwoned kids. I live with 4 boys. Lots a fahts here.

camillegal

4sewwhat

Ohohoh. I like him. Kin I keep him. I'll share. I could dress him up with cuffs and....oh never mind I'll just take pics. Cami seen clothes I make n stuff



iPad won't let me post nuttin fun :0(

camillegal

I can't help meseself dey just come natumally

Dara_Diverse

whoa Cam. I might be gone awhile, gotta meet this hot man. do u know his name? and how ya feeling mi' dear? I been missing de hail outta you and all de goils. been in too much of a funk but finally seeing de light. de pic of de eyes is hilLARRYious! 

mese so tired, rubbing mese eyes. feeling berry little pain at de moment. i wish I did not have to put clothes from de washer to dryer den wait for dem to dry and fold. dayem, gotta be a bettter way I wish de wenches could come and do mese laundry.

Dara_Diverse

yippee, Lynne lubs farts, cept from de boys in de house. boy farts stink. goil farts, speically mese own smell so purdy. lmao!

Cyndielou

You can tail Dorty...I dont mind.  

Everyone thinks farts are funny but not everyone admits that they think they are funny.  

My hours are sucky .. till 1230am on Fri/Sat and Sunday..forgetaboutit 2Am .  I hope they will have a new bid in a couple of months and I can get day hours again. 45 mins left tonight and I have to go to bed and cant wind down because I have to get up to take Rosie to the airport.

Where's Beckers?? 

Hey there hi there ho there Cami!

camillegal

Dorkypoo we all like our own---We own dem goil.

wahine

Love the pics Dora! Dang it, I STILL have not gone to bed....sooooo tired, but mind is racing trying to catch up on some chit. OK, since I am still up I will stay at the PJ partay....is it just Dora, Lynne, Cami, and mese? Where is de hostess Becks??? Did she invite us and then she left??? I don't blame her really, nah, just kidding. Lori, if you are still up, come on and partay!!! Julie, NM, Bernie, Cyn, Alli, JeanBean, Sue, Karen, Lara, oh mese mind is tired mese can't remember ebberyones names....mese bad. Pwease forgive me, its jetlag and no sleep, I pwomise.

OOPS I think the Tenders thought they were supposed to show up wearing what they sleep in, which is....NOTHING!!!! Wow dis partay is gettin wild!! OOPS I think the Wenches thought the same thing....now I feel overdressed...

wahine

Chit I missed a whole page, I was on pg 1226 when I responded...now to go back and read a page of posts....and find out how much fun we are all having....lol

4sewwhat

Speekin fahts me hungry tink in might have burrito and guacamole gots at Costco tadahy. Need fuel to defends meeself gainst all deese testesterohn in me hawse

wahine

OMG, did I MISS important chit on dat last page!!!! You goils are on a roll...a hotdog roll for some....but LOVE the taco remark Cyn. That had me cracking up!!! See you are lucky, you git all de Wenches for yerself, wese all gots ta share de Tenders....not fair!!!! Jest kidding. I can tell Dorkie is dwinking again....yippeee......love your posts when you are habbing fun!!! And those pics...funny ones from Dork, sexy one from Cami! Mese jest a party pooper tanite, but not pooping....not wetting pjs either....not farting either....sheesh I sound boring! Dorkie, did you tell 4 about your fart for heart? Yeah, think of a nickname for Lynne...."4" sounds too impersonal....sumtin good....

P.S. ok I really need to get some sleep...... ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*snore*

4sewwhat

Becks in Ca right?. It early there. Funny I have friend just move to CA. Her last name Becker.

4sewwhat

B right back...has to turn off male notification. It's blowin up me iPhone!

camillegal

Ders plentyyy of hunks, not nuff gals hahahaha so we have a bunch each---wait liguids I can onl have water after midnite----tests tomorreeee. ooops I bad

4sewwhat

What bout those Harley gals couple pages back? Or I'm confused again and they were on bother thread?

4sewwhat

CydnieWooHoo.... here's another drink for you....

camillegal

See if that gets her attention.  Wait I gotsta go to sleppy I have an early test early for me anyways. so                             I have to sleep with my  Kat.

4sewwhat

Nitey nite. G'luck on tests. My own personal tender got home from out of town tonight so soon as I'm done workin gonna go see if I can get lucky by knockin on woody. Wait did I say that rite? Too much drinking goin down. Oops is that posed to be goin on?



You goyles is bad influence. My tender gonna preciate dat. He usually tell that me the bad fluencer.

Cyndielou

Would love to stay and party with you girls tonight but gotta call D and .go to B E D so I can wake up UBER early 

Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and smooches!

Dara_Diverse

Dr. Cam, are you sure tests are tomorree? Tomorree is saturdey. Jest making sure you not sipping anyting for nutting. 

Hmm, looks like Lynne figured out that our Cyn is gay and proud? We love her jest the same. She is adorable, I had de pleasure of meeting her. And meeting Wahine (Kathy), Goldie (Lori), Mema Sue (pwoud mary) and crud, who else? Mese tired. but gots too much to do. got more spinning mese must do, got to respond to fb messages and gottsta dwink more. Really, jest made dwink # 2 but decided not to add likker so jest a decaf diet pepsi. and dat bese it for 2night. Mese trying to be good so that I heal. It ain't too hard being good cuz me always nauseated. I tink it is coming from knowing how horrible my body looks. I could star in a horror show. 

NM, any ideas for the neasea? Been popping tums but tinking of callling mese primary doc on monkeydey and asking for sumting. 

back to Cyn, wow, I knew your hours changed but had no idea how horrible they are. I Hope it is at least quiet at night. 

Kat, hope you are able to sleep, I know how you are. One more ting, one mor ting and anudder one more ting tod do. Count sheep. Or count places you have been, shirley dat will put you to sleep. SO nice to have you and Lori back in de lounge. 

Harley goils? Hmm, gotzta hop hop a few pages back. but I tink I know I tink I know. I tink I can I tink I can. jest not sure what hehe!

Mese gonna page Beckers. although she might be passed out in a corner somewhere.  Mee not going to bed til de sun comes up. so I say as mese eyes close. I am so tired and should get mese EWWA to bed. but too much of nothing to do. I did put the last load of laundry in the dryer. I amking berry small loads and I push them in mese wheel chair so I dont hurt meseself.