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  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    taking out Angelina so that Brad can attend.    

    OMG...With Fabio, George, Denzel and Brad in attendance who can go wrong?   Wow!  Woodstock....what a blast from the past!  TC and several of the gals really missed out on the first round, so we really want to make this an  event to remember.  Of course, Jon was an instant magnet for TC ...for whenever she thinks rocker (regardless of the generation)...Jon's her man, but her wheels are turning as to who we can bring along for her breastfriends. Her first thought is to satisfy LUV, for the poor girl really needs a lift after Bill, so she searches high and low and gets a hold of non other than...

     David Tutera.  Not only is he sweet on LUV, he's also a Hollywood Mongol with many connections.  As Luv whispers sweet nothings in his ear, Dave is beside himself and promises to assist in making this an event to remember.  He is so taken with LUV that he promises to secure....

  • jalydiju
    jalydiju Member Posts: 144
    edited June 2008

    a very special act from Australia. These 2 guys have a very amazing and unique act and it is one the breastfriends will greatly appreciate. The act is called Puppetry Of The Penis, the art of genital oragami. Luv will love these guys because a particular part of their act is to transform the tackle into the shape of a hot dog complete with bun. (I have seen these guys perform, is a total crack up)

     

    Luv is very grateful to David, his conections and his money so she feels that she should reward him. Luv decided to.....

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    **OMY the "entertainment down under" Wow ! LOL..too funny laughs, drinks and genital origami's **

    Sounds like  NbN WILL be in charge of that one! LOL

    ...return the pup back to Georgey and give some LUVinZ to our Tutera after all... "she LUVs to entertain" as well.  Lots of details to "work out" and he's going to tell LUV just what he is going to 'serve'

    okay, where were we anyway...distractions! LOL....Brad said, AJ was back home with the daycare...or rather children and he was looking forward into some alone time w/ Boobstock.  Though LUV had some "party planning" she looked at Brad and was all of a sudden thirstin for a margarita served on....

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited June 2008

    the rocks!  Brad took Luv to a bar that specialized in these Margaritas that were to die for! 

    The rest of the BW gals got busy, trying to arrange this big event.  It was exciting!  Harley knew where to find the best fireworks and since she is a bit of a pyro maniac anyway, she also got all the ingredients for the best campfire, for roasting marshmallows, and just hanging out, in the moonlight with our guys!  Harley is staying away from that area, since the Ellen episode... 

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

    The Ellen episode was way over the top. Harley likes her drinks on the rocks & her men with rocks. No wishy washy mansy pansy girls with snap on tools. That moonlight was spectacular, Campfire cozy, but we needed some music to liven things up so NBN went into the bus & got out her computer boombox. She hooked it all up & started the music for the night off with....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6F3Sf-PGw

    Sorry girls I can't get it to turn blue so you can just click on it! 

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6F3Sf-PGw

     **hey JulZ just add a space after the last and it should show up blue....**

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    So we all got up and started dancin, shakin, drankin and singin!...the campfire and the tequila was a kickin in!  We were laughing and all of a sudden we heard a deep voice..."Harley ...hun-ay"  He was tall, dark, handsome and....

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    he said, "I may speak softly, but I carry a big stick...remember me"?? Harley jumped up...she knew the voice, but couldn't place who it was. Poor Harley was frantic..who was this man with the deep sultry voice???

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    YES WHO HARLEY ???!!!  We were all speechless at the long,hard, passionate, kiss he laid on Harley and she introduced him.....

    ***Bye GirlZ...I will be back in a couple of days, can't wait to read what I missed...have FUN!!!!***

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    OMG!! It was F-A-B-I-O, complete  with his Harley...to accompany our Harley!  He swept her off her feet and sent shivers down her spine.  In the meantime, Spar realized he just wasn't all that and offered Brad a mongorita (for he truly does Rock), while dressed in a bikini and flashing him that award winning smile (Angelina beware!).   Brad was so impressed that he wanted some "alone time" with her, so Spar turned the bus keys over to Michie...just for the moment.  Michie had a few too many cocktails herself and tried to pass the keys off to Julz, but she was still too hyper from all of that coffee so she threw the keys high in the air and...

    (Have a great weekend LUV and know that you are Luv'ed while you're gone.  Hurry back!)

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008
    they landed in the freakin lake!!! NBN was watching, and quickly changed into her "gear" and in the drink she went to retrieve the bus keys She knew how pissed Spar would have been if THAT set of keys was lost too! You see, NBN was custodian of the spare set, but she lost them and was too afraid to tell Spar. NBN was down there for quite some time, and she came up to the surface holding...
  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008
    ***Have a good time Luv. We will miss you...hurry home!!!***Kiss
  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

    NBN came up holding this poor drenched pussy! It's fur was sticking up all over the place. NBN must of scared it with those flippers of hers so the cat kept swimming out of her reach. The girls came came over to see the putty

    tat. When spar said.....

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    I'll keep him~~~~ so long as NBN watches him while I'm on my "alone time" with Brad.  I mean, I cannot possibly share Brad with another pussy cat!  So NBN reluctantly took the scrawny a@@ little putttey cat back to the bus and  just knew it was just a matter of time before she called in her card and demanded her moment with...

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    none other than smokin' hot...Go to fullsize image

    NBN, diligently looked after Scrawny Kat while planning the details of her upcoming date with Matthew.  She wanted something extra special for the occasion and headed straight to...

  • jalydiju
    jalydiju Member Posts: 144
    edited June 2008

    the adult toy and kinky costume store. She was total engrossed by the bright shiney plasticy rubbery flexi do dads that she browsed for hours, totaly oblivious to time.

    sex fantasy for brisbane adult store - vibrator

    The Kama Sutra - Anne HooperJapanese Silk Love Rope                Blue Mary Peasant DressIn her basket were a selection of items to which impress Brad.

    NbN had totally misunderstood about looking after Scrawny Kat. She had thought that by doing this christian deed she would get to meet Tom.

    [photo] Alas the only tom she was going to meet was ginger, had nads as big as baseballs, yowelled on full moons, lived in a alley and was soaking wet, NbN was now wishing.....

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ****...that she did not know what the heck "you all" girls are talking about (don't I sound south-ist...?!?!). 

    I was gone for a few days, anyone missed me?!?!  LOL

    And have a lot of catching up to do here!  Last I read you girls were not into "fury kisses!" 

    So give me time... and Harley... I almost called you from SC... but was so busy w/ the new house that basically did not have time to do anything else but work, work, and work some more!  Later (missed you all)***.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    The little puddy cat was locked in the bus and guess what! The keys are still in the lake.  Spar was ticked, she borrowed Matthews car and drove to town to buy snorkels and mask enough for all of us.  When Spar got back to the cabin she unloaded all this stuff, called everyone together and said OK, we all put on our mask and snorkels and no one can come back until the keys are found since NBN unfortunately lost the spare set.  Matthew even chiped in to help us.  No drinks, No food, No nothing until the keys are found.  Then we can concentrate on our men dates.  I ought to go after Matthew just because NBN lost her keys too.   Harley finally came up holding the keys, spar grabbed her and hugged her big so hard cause she was so happy.  Finally got the poor kitty out of the bus and climbed the first tree it came to, it was so scared it even peed from the tree branch.

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    (I have been on a little trip hunting diamond at a diamond mine in Arkansas and canoeing down rivers for the last couple of days and I MISSED EVERYONE!!!!!)

    Luv said we need to get enough flavored oil and edible underwear for all just in case we want to play and have a little kinky fun.  I want to show Brad a real good time and Jaly said she was.................

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    **Welcome Home, NBN & Spar....we missed you both!!! hmmmmm...wondering if our good pal Spar brought us a present??? ***

    Michie let out a sigh of relief when the keys were finally found. She was really frightened for NBN since the almost "golf club incident".

    Luv said we need to get enough flavored oil and edible underwear for all just in case we want to play and have a little kinky fun.  I want to show Brad a real good time and Jaly said she was.................

    prepping the bus for us. Spar said forget about the bus, I'm taking Brad to...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    The tree house I am having built.  Very comfy with twinkle lights, eggcrate mattress with eqyptian 600 ct sheets.  Ice chest full of wonderful drinks and soft music and we can pull the stairs up for complete privacy. We may even let puddy cat climb up. Spar is going to make a batch of cupcakes every day and freeze them, Michie is going to make her famous brownies for us. 

    MissS hTree Housesad a large hot tub

     put out on the deck and an outdoor shower (cold water only)

     Go to fullsize imageAm thinking of Go to fullsize imagepainting all of our faces on cupcakes too, and making some boob cakes also. 

  • jalydiju
    jalydiju Member Posts: 144
    edited June 2008

    so while Spar whiled (not sure thats how it is spelt) away her time in her wicked treehouse with Brad eating boob cake,  frozen cupcakes, anad michies hash brownies the rest of the breast friends, except for NbN who had her basket of goodies and Matthew and a secret hidey, all decided to head to...........

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    Spar's treehouse is a lovely treehouse indeed! It is her castle in the sky and she is queen!!

     But there was troubling brewing. It seems as though "Lip-less" Angelina (that happened in another life) caught wind of this fancy hidaway and jumped in her Hummer, with all her kids in tow and went on the hunt for her man.

     While the girlz were all headed to the lake, they saw the Hummer approaching the treeCastle and knew what they had to do...

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    something quick to protect Spar and Brad from the wrath of a woman scorned!   We quickly got ahold of Angie's old flame   Billy (who happened to want some alone time himself) and he convinced Angie that her whole life with Brad was but a dream and that she'd been his wife for several years!  We all vouched for Billy...after all, who doesn't dream about Brad?  He then showed Angie their blood vials which symbolized their unity and she gave him that knowing look of submission and away they went!  

    Whew!  That was close!  Now that Spar is safely nestled away enjoying the fruits of her labor, Michie took us newbies aside and explained the story behind NBN's golf club???  What is it with Naughty and objects??? lol   Snorkels, golf clubs....hmmmm 

    TC is just relieved that Jon was away on tour for the most recent snorkel adventure!  Poor guy couldn't handle one, let alone several!  

    Okay, on with the story.  Just a Michie was sharing the whole golf episode, we heard a loud creaking sound coming from the treehouse.  We all looked up, the leaves were shaking and...

    (Welcome back NBN & Spar!)

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Brad was falling, the poor puddy cat had leaped on his chest with all 4 paws and claws out.  Puddy claimed a lot of Brads skin on the way down his body.  Spar kept saying I just wanted to have fun.  Brad landed on a soft bed of leaves, no broken bones but he kept saying I shoulda stayed home with Angie.  Well, that ticked Spar off so she shook the kitty and threw him on Brads back. Candie took pity on him and cleaned him up real good and put him in his car and said its ok, go on home.  Well we have one more week until boobstock and everyone has agreed to come, everything is all set.  We are excited and nervous at the same time.  The outdoor stage has been set up.  We got dancing room, eating room, and lots of drinking room.  The whole world is our stage.  Harley jumped up and said Oh No, we..............

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    the "limbs" above were a rattleing. It was our Spar enjoying some afternoon delight high above in her treeCastle!! NBN was a bit muffed...opps, typo...miffed that Spar was feeling her earth move and all NBN had was a golf club and snorkel at her disposal...for now! She still has Matthew waiting for her on sidelines. NBN just seems to get caught up in other activtives that she has no control over....Just like the time she...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Michie, we must have posted at the same time.

    Anyway Spar was enjoying herself alone since Brad was sent on his way.

    NBN does seem to not have a lot of control over some things such as trying to sell her dining table on ebay with her naked self shining in the mirror and here is a secret, she did it on purpose. Harley jumped up and said OH NO! I forgot to mail all the invitations so we decided to all go to town, mail the invites and spend the evening dancing and............

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    ** Hey girlZ missed ya my dear sistas!!!!**

    ... celebrated LUV's return as well as NbN and Spar!  (YES, we missed ya NbN always!)

    So we needed a "pick me up" and had a round beer w/ Red Bull.  We all gathered around a table to catch up on old times....

    LUV brought pics...so we all exchanged them

    LUV as a baby....

    http://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/Funny_baby/funny-baby-10.jpghttp://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/Funny_baby/funny-baby-10.jpg

    http://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/Funny_baby/funny-baby-10.jpghttp://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/Funny_baby/funny-baby-10.jpg

    Harley as a baby....

    http://images.commentfarm.com/images/711d3f0f-7ce1-413e-a7b0-33af439dfddd.jpg

    TC as a baby.....

    http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/funny/funny-pictures/baby-eats-a-kitty-cat.jpg

    michie as a baby....

    http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Baby_Smoke_Joint.jpg

    Nbn as a baby....

    http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/funny-baby-pictures-kissing-a-doll1.jpg

    Evilelf's.....

    http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pFXCv4f6gYnFVq96vRwuv7-oWELOlS6zG3RhQ3dGHdiRVoU_Yns2rCWg2175-MN5Zgns150e_TA0

    Spar's....

    http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/m/middle_finger-865.bmp

    JulZ....

    http://www.barcodeswebsite.net/funny-baby-pictures-05.jpg

    MissS....

    baby-drinking-beer.jpg

    Jaly...

    http://www.zakeh.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/baby.JPG

    Snowy....

    http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_18.jpg

    it was so adorable to see everyones baby pics...such "bundles of joy"   So the next stop was....

    Mastectomy 7 weeks radiation (35 rounds) Laughter, is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life....
    Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    **Welcome home Luv...we missed ya and your twisted humor!! I just luv my baby pic!!**

    Michie's house because she had some updated pictures of the gang that she wanted to share...these pics were from the "teenage" years when we were all trying to find our way...

    Michie

    Luv

    NBN

    Harley

    TC

    Spar

    Julz

    MissS

    Jaly

    Snowy

    Any one know who this is???

    We had some growing pains, but we certainly have come a long way baby!!!

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    *** Hey michie...good to be back! ready for more laughs...I edited baby pics...more "us" LOL***

    LUV resembled George Burns!".....the pics were looking pretty messed up as we went through them...NO Beer and Red BullSh*t for us!  michie said, we can all crash at her house rather than sleeping on the bus so we ordered a bunch of pizzas, wine, salads and rolled up a few...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    ROFLMAS

    cigs laced with angel dust. (we are bad) We all sat around on pillows on Michies floor rehashing the good old days, eating and drinking, we had brownies for dessert.  Harley said do you remember the time we all walked the red carpet?  We sure got lots of attention back in the day. Spar said our lives are much more peaceful now and until we run out of money and have to go back to work the saying will be LIFE IS GOOD. 

     Dallas haters

    Here is a picture of what we may look like in our old old age

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