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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    ****OMG....I am crackin up!!!! This is just too funny

    Everytime I look at Monkey Luv and Baby Jaly...all the

     other pics are way too funny too..and what is up with Baby Luv..what is that

    brown stuff???***

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

    **** OMG--You girls are too much funny funny LOL!  Where are my Depends when I need em! Michie I can't tell what the brown stuff is on Luv cause I was too bleary eyed from my brown bottle!****LOL! Welcome Home We Missed You!

     As Julz wasn't with the girls in that other life, but she had herd all about there wild escapades!We were still hanging out on the floor reminiscing of old times as TC started to tell the new girls about the tatoos in there other life. TC & Julz had talked about the lives of the BW babes & their tats from earlier times. TC turned to Julz & said "I think it's time the girls knew your dirty little secret about your own tat, you need to show them". Embarassed So shame faced Julz turned to the Breastfriends & lifted her shirt.  She showed the girls her tats.......

    The girls were so .........

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  • jalydiju
    jalydiju Member Posts: 144
    edited June 2008
     Devil michie, just want to know which family member of mine gave you that photo.(re monkey photo) They are definitely my saggy bags. You are a very wicked girl.





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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    ***CHOCOLATE...my baby pic...I LUV CHOCOLATE!!!***

    Awwww....to reminisce on old pics of past times....ROTFLMAO

    ...so wait who's boobs are these ??!!  We didn't even know cuz we were too distracted by those "pups" LOL...She is "letting her puppies breathe" someone throw her a "bone" !...she's walkin the dawgs! lol...We asked if it was "mans breast friend"..."Do they bite ?"   " Oh, my do you notice when you move the eyes follow you ?"  LOL....LUV was now in the mood for a salty dawg and ordered a round with....

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  • jalydiju
    jalydiju Member Posts: 144
    edited June 2008

    mustard and chilli, but Julz decided she didnt want any as the dogs on her chest were spicy enough. Armi from Miami Ink was flying in to put the finishing touches to Julz tattoo. Julz and Armi had a grest respect for each other, Julz really, really had enormous repect for Armi's....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008
    a side of hush puppies. She was so relieved to finally sit down and relax. She had a long day on her feet, so she kicked off her kickers to rest her tired dogs and give them a little wiggle. As she was sitting there, minding her own bees wax, a nasty old waitress started barking at  Luv..."put your shoes back on...nobody wants to see or smell those fugly feet"!! Luv jumped up, and whacked the nasty witch with her hush puppie. Let me tell you...it was the funniest thing we have seen in a long time, and she certainly hushed her up. She was down for the count...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Baby Luv has got to be poo or chocolate and I am really hoping chocolate. Spar and NBN had a pizza eating contest at Michies house, we were gagging and belching and still kept going washing it down with michalob.  Our bellies were bloating out.  Candie and MissS finally declared it a tie and took away our pizza. NBN said and I was just getting started too, about that time Spar vomited on NBN which started her going at it too.  Michie was screaming look out for my carpet.  NBN grabbed a down comforter from the couch, Spar grabbed the dip bowl. No one wanted any thing else after that.  We cleaned up best we could, lit a few candles to help with the oder. Luv said this is way worse that poo.  Harley was higher than a kite but she got us all put to bed and said Ok, hope everyone feels good tomorrow because we have to................

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2008

    get up early and do some major cleaning. We may even have to call in some professionals.

    After we tidy up, we have someone special coming for dinner and we have to cook all afternoon.

    Okay, we're splitting up... two of us will do appetizers, four of us the main course, two dessert, and two will concoct a special beverage. Who wants to do what?

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    go for pedicures and manicures tomorrow.  Jaly felt so bad about Luv stinky feet and didn't want to hurt her feelings so she borrowsed Michies little tub and bubble bath and got a good bubbly hot water thing going and told Luv she would help her relax a little (and Luv thought she was just being kind)  She was being kind to all of us to not have to deal with the stink. Spar was thinking of having a whole body dip in hot wax but couldn't do it unless all agreed to help pull it all off.  NBN said I.....................

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    Armi and Jules used to be friends but look at the touch up.  OH MY!!!!!!!!!!

    FUNNY PICTURES:Body Art Back Woman

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    I'll pluck you Spar...anytime!!!!. So while Spar was getting plucked, the rest of the girlz chatted about their little dinner party and who was going to do what. Just then, Luv's cell phone rang and she was not a happy stinker. It was her agent, and they needed her at the Orlando Magic basketball game that was in town...btw, what town are we in??? Anyway, her cheerleading duties called and off she went...

    http://www.stuffthegame.com/showvideo.php?uid=970_121437668486

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Luv was off for the ball game, I had no hair anywhere and my skin was bright red, I felt like a plump plucked chicken ready for the pot.  Luv has to be back tomorrow because day after tomorrow is our party and nothing can go wrong.

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    All the bands and singers will be arriving tomorrow, The guest will probably start arriving tomorrow also.  The caterers, all the food we made and all the frozen stuff,  It has just got to .............

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/fatty_fat_fat_cheerleader.jpg

    be a BIG hit!  Speaking of which...LUV and Orlando pulled some "magic" and it went off with a "BIG" hit!.....Good thing LUV ate all her CHOCOLATE in her baby days...its sure paid off!  So, she jetted back to michies house in NJ cuz the woman forgot where she lived...So Spar delegated duties...michie drinks, LUV DESSERT (after all I need to keep my "shape" LOL), MissS....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    tries to keep us all on track.  If we can't keep on track then she will kill us with humor. Harley, well Harley we just can't keep up with her and her man but Jaly said Harley's man has got to either go home or give her a little free time cause we need.............

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

     Tongue out opps

    Dx 12/4/2001, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 3, 0/2 nodes, ER-/PR-, HER2-

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited June 2008

     We need Harley's help getting the tables set up, and getting started on those delicious drinks that she makes... those Melon Balls and Mango ritas!!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Harley sent her guy home so she could concentrate on her breastfriends and the party.  Wow, the melon balls are gorgous.  Spar is so nervous that ..........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    something may go wrong...but we have it all under control.  We all got an early start on the day and Tutera's staff is setting up a beautiful outdoor dining with a tasteful tie dye theme.  Everything is coming together.  We all began our delegated duties.  The buses were rolling in and the stage was set.  Jaly said, there was a "surprise" guest and she sold thousands of tickets and with a good portion going to BC !   We also have a lucky drawing for.... 

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    ***Michie snuck away for an appt. It was her annual mammo...all clear YAY!!! Now she just needs those darn elevated tumor markers retested...oh and another Brain MRI to check and see if that darn tumor grew..so one down, two tests to go***

    We also have a lucky drawing for.... Matthews Lucky Charms. He decided, for the good of the cause, he would be rafflled off (can't say what I REALLY want to say...LOL) to the highest bidder. All the lassies were checking their debit cards for balances to make sure there were enough funds to cover the GRAND prize.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    ****Whoo hoo michie !!! Awesome news !!!!!Go celebrate !!!! Keeping our fingers and toes crossed a CLEAN bill of health....prayers and thoughts sent your way****

    .....ooooowwww LUV is checkin her balance as well...win a date w/  McHun~nay! ....oh wait he is in with us anyway...LUV was getting ahead of herself again.  The bidding war was about to begin.  The winner gets LUCKY...charms that is....and LUV is lookin in the box for a prize!  LOL... Michie HAD to make sure that McHun~ay was  lookin his gorgeous self and insisted she go in the dressing room to see what looks BEST on him (nothing of course) so she grabbed a drink for both of them and....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    continued to check him out, having him try on different things just so she can have a look (Cheater)  Michie thought she could get him loosened up with a few drinks but he was saving himself for the Prize. Everything looked so good,  We can throw a party and are raking in thousands for BC and having a wonderful time.  Hey, there is Kippy, a private eye from past years, shes really looking good and offering her aid if ever we need it.  She has her eye on the prize also.  Jimmy Buffet is getting set up and we are going to dance the night away with some of the best people of Hollywood.  Hey, I'll have another..........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    mellon ball..as everything seems to be coming together! The event was finally about to begin and a little Rollin Stone and Bob Dylan was in order... the first to open !!!

    We looked at each other just WHAT was said in the beginning did he just say.......

    "Did the bong.....did the bang!??"We looked at michie as she had a grin on her face of "satisfaction" next time SHE is in charge of the bus...I want HER "position" 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTqEW2em0u4&feature=related

    then the crowd began screaming again and....

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...yelling... DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT... but do what again?!?!?!  ****Which town/State are we in now?!?!********

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    ROTFLMAO....I'll have what NbN is having!!!....but yea WHAT STATE IS Boobstock!???  See this is how the Hollywood stars get on tour....now us Sistas are getting jet lag...or bus lag!

    Then out came Mr. McHun~ay for a live auction before Jimmy and "raised" some funds for BC!  He started strutting "his stuff" Kudos to michie the man was lookin pretty pretty fine and LUV was looking at him wanting to know JUST where to "swipe her card" ...the lucky person would win a date w/ Mathew, have dinner a few drinks and the evening would "present itself"...michie said, "Been there done that!" and JulZ said, "Hey thats MY line"  Wink He WAS lookin awesome in his....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Levi jeans and white t shirt (hey it's an outdoor party at the lake) and he does look hot.  You girls just calm down, we are not putting our name in the pot it is for our guest.  Of course after his date with whoever wins then it is fair game. The rolling stones were playing and Spar went out on the dance floor and was dancing on her own when up came............

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    By the way sistas we are at a large lake with a large cabin in New York.  Silly girls, if someone cute is around you guys can't remember squat.

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

    **** Hi Girls,I'm back RUFF week. Barffing kid, Hubby had spinal tap & testing. Feeling blue, still not right. But life must go on! Boobstock was to take place in NEW YORK state!  At a property by Woodstock, large cabin, a lake, & lots of land! We can yell for miles & no one would hear. Been there Wink !

    Spar you forgot the Apron, it seams he needed some extra concealment. The Levi's just couldn't hide how excited he was. He desided some grillin was on the menu. Boy were his coals lookin HOT!  Margerita Chicken, Lime Barbeque Shrimp, Garlic Buttered Vegi Kaboobs, Woops Kabob's I mean. But what was he gonna create for desert....... 

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008
    Jesse Metcalfe came up & started grinding with spar.....It's time he got away from Wysteria Lane!It's time he got away from Wysteria Lane!
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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...... so he created all our cookie  and for the drinkers he made an  cake!

    So we have Jess and Matt w/ us... who else is going to show up?!  Could it be that...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    OMY!!!  "Desperate?" I'll take "Desperate" if THATS whats in store! okay...uhmmm NY yea yea I knew that..The BIG apple.... and I wanna bite !!!  Oh before I forget distractions!

    ( ***I hope your dh feels better JulZ those spinals HURT!  Poor guy you'll have to "nurse" him back to healthWink***)

     So things were "popin" up and we composed ourselves and desert was pretty d*mn yummy w/ meatcalf ! The bidding was really exploding...among other things but thats the "prize"Surprised

     Next we all picked up a Margarita/mangorita's and sang to the tunes of.......(again...I don't remember THOSE lyrics....michie again michie! ROTFLMAO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wFpvRMIIEM

    sounds lika plan we all began to dance w/ Spar and.....

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    NbN says: I see me! I see me! I see me!  What in the world was she talking now about?!?!?! 

    Must be the effects of "Enrico"'s fumes, said Michie!  (I have someone at work that lives on Enrico Street... LOL, for real!).

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