How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

michie56 · June 2008

was the scent of monkey ass!!! Harley started screaming..."Get this freakin dancing monkey off my back!!!"

PRONTO!!!

jalydiju · June 2008

Harley was so horrified that she wasnt able to tell the diffrence between a monkey and a koala and who knows maybe eucalyptus smells resembles the smell of a monkeys ass. Julz and Ellen heard Harleys screams and looked at the dance floor in disbelief, for now Doala was......

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

stuck on Harley...literally! It seems Doala's belt was snagged on Haleys backside and though Doala smelled like eucalyptus in the beginning the smell of monkey ass was only after Doala got "excited" and the combination was indeed the smell that would drive a woman wild...cuz Harley was running around like a wild animal! Jaly was ordering a couple more mangoritas for Harley cuz this girl....

takingcare · June 2008

has been through the ringer these past few months. What, with her surgery, starting a new job that she doesn't care for, a high school sweetheart who goes from Bob to Ellen...Geeze, how much more can a girl take????? At least the monkey and koala seem to have given her some relief as they have now hooked up with eachother! But now she feels neglected by her furbies! Ah, Cra@! Let's add a few more pitchers of Mango & Marga "ritas" to the bar tab and celebrate the unity of girl power and sisterhood! Who needs a couple of furry stinkpots anyway? Just as we were saluting eachother, Ellen ran up excitedly and said....Yes! Yes! Yes! Girl-Power and hail to sisterhood!

At that point, Harley jumped up out of her seat and...

julz4 · June 2008

Harley jumped up out of her seat & screamed Julz is back & she looks like she really needs a mangomarita! Her mini trip the day before was good but tireing. She was glad to be back with her breastfriends & decided drinks & dancing were in order. The mangomaritas were really good. But she had heard there was some wild new concoction she couldn't remember the name of it.....

OMG girls you were too good while I was gone! Forget the depends I need & all out diapy! Yesterday went good We liked the Nerosurgeon. DH goes for a mylogram next Wednesday! It's gonna take time.

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

LUV was trying to remember w/ JulZ was it Buttery nipples ? Slippery nipples? White Russians ? Or was it a bit of "Enrico"...it MUST have been great cuz we couldn't remember a d*mn thing! So JulZ flagged down the ..."hot pink babe...dude" and asked him/her what they recommend. HeShe said, "Ohhhhh, my I would recommend .....

**JulZ I am glad your dh's appointment will soon be coming soon! GLAD your back!!!!!**

takingcare · June 2008

Ellen piped in, The Hot Harley Nippie Nipple...on the rocks! After all, we once had such an encounter back in High School. We took a bucket of iced champage beneath the bleachers after a football game and well, the rest is history! Now you all know why I became a woman!

Luv, Julz and the girls nodded knowingly and also understood now why Ellen got the quadrupal EEEE's, however Harley was furious with Bob/Ellen for sharing their little secret, but thought "I don't get mad, I get even" and...

(Julz - Welcome back! Having a doctor that you both like is half the battle. Warm wishes to you and DH...that does not sound like fun surgery at all.)

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

So we made hundreds of copies of Ellen back in her BW days ( Before Wax ) and posted them on every window "downtown."....this was before she met Harley at Bushwackers and the Brazilian wax...

ahhhh the pure taste of satisfaction... pay back. LUV was getting hungry AGAIN after all that "paper work" so we stopped at....

jalydiju · June 2008

little did Bob/Ellen know the surgeon that had performed his/her penisectemy was a very good friend of Harleys. He knew the history between Harley and Bob/Ellen as Harley had wept on his shoulder and poured out her shame about what ahd happened under the boardwalk and what Bob/Ellens reaction to it had been. The surgeons name was Dr Dick and he specialised in trans gender assignments, he specialised on the specialise by only doing the removals of the offensive appendage. He had told Harley about Bob/Ellen coming to him and how he had performed his surgery. Harley had requested to Dr Dick that he give her.........

michie56 · June 2008

Luv said she was in the mood for a couple of dirty water dogs

so we stopped along side the road at hot dog wagon. Luv ordered hers "all the way". Michie wanted no part of the "feast" and just ordered an orange-ade. Spar said she was in for an all the wayer as did TC. The rest of the girlz just ordered theirs with mustard and kraut . Michie kept telling the "all the wayers"...you're gonna be sorrrryyyyy"!!!! Everyone started "chowin down" and Spar was the first one finished. She no sooner took her last bite of weenie that she let out a belch and a burp

that would have K O'ed King Kong!!!

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

Then michie was screamin I wanna "Happy Meal" and we had to make a pit stop again....

mission complete!

julz4 · June 2008

So off to Micky D's we went in our bus. (what state are we in now)? To get Michie her "Happy Meal". She wasn't sure what kind of "Happy Meal" she wanted, but Luv's kind was turning all the other girls on! So as we stood in line waiting for Michie to decide.....

I can't get my computer to paste & copy because we have firefox & Mozella. Frown !

jalydiju · June 2008

whether she wanted frys with that, who should walk in but Bill Clinton, he had heard about Luvs urges for a hot dog and was here to tell her he had a very special x-presidental one just for her but he did like his smoked not boiled. Luv........

Harley44 · June 2008

LOL This is so funny! I haven't read this thread in awhile, and now, I can't get away from this computer, and get my butt out to the grocery store!!

Luv said that she liked hers HOT and SPICY!, and Bill said, "Then I have JUST the thing for you!" But, if anyone sees you giving me lap dance, we should just say, "what is the definition of sex"?

So Luv ran off behind some shrubs with Bill, and Michie decided that YES, she wanted fries, and some onion rings, and some nachos, too! See, she has the munchies, because she got some of those 'funny' cigarrettes here, too, and now, she's eating everything in sight, and she is histerically laughing, and can't stop... she is thinking about their earlier escapade, to get the ointment for Spar...

Harley is still trying to hide from Ellen...

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

**thats okay JulZ our minds can paint some pretty twisted images! LOL**

LUV started laughing behind the bushes...perhaps the "Happy Meal" or that Bill wanted to give LUV " A hunka hunka 'burnin' LUV " and she started freakin out cuz the stogey was still on FIRE!? WTH ??? Thats not what she meant by "HOT" !!!...but what about the spicey???? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Michie was laughing so hard it sounded like....

Harley44 · June 2008

....she started to 'snort'! So, Spar and TakingCare tried to help her get back onto the bus, but she kept falling, because she was laughing so hard, and she couldn't tears were streaming down her face, so she couldn't see anything.

Luv got back on the bus, with a BIG grin on her face! Harley got on the bus, but she kept 'bobbing and weaving', and then she got under the seat, hiding from Ellen...

Julz said that she wanted to go to an all night coffee shop and just drink coffee all night, so she drove this time, because she said that she knew 'the perfect place'.

julz4 · June 2008

OMG, I'm glad this is fiction. Cause fact, I hate coffee! UGH! Hot chocolate yes! I like my sausage Mild! Depends on what I was using it for HOT! LOL!

The perfect place is in New York really close to where WOOD STOCK was held. There's a huge cabin in the woods by a lake. We could throw the biggest party & no one would ever hear us. There's enough land to have 300 or more people. The breastfriends started to talk excitedly as to what they could do for the ultimate Breast - O -liscious Wood Stock Party! So Harley got on her cell to call......

P.S.- Girls I have Mozilla & Firefox. It won't let me paste & Copy HELP! Yell Frown

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

***OMG!!!! YOUR glad its fiction cause you HATE coffee?!....I was JUST w/ Clinton!...with a "BIG" smile on my face ! WTH ???TC gets Jovi and I get Clinton ????!!!! ROTFLMAO***

JulZ I will PM you and try to help on the images...pretty soon we'll have...

spar2 · June 2008

Harley was calling everyone she knew and even our old friends at Bushwackers Spa. We are having posters made and flyers to send out and will invite all of our family and friends. We can stay here at the lake and fix everything all up for the breast party. We can stay in the bus or in the cabin. We can have a feast with a whole roast pig and veges on coals in the ground, lots of wine and beer and ice cream. I am going to invite my special friend Denzel Washington. TC is thinking of inviting Bon Jovi but doesn't want to lead him on. My pole burns are well now so I am good to go

I want to make hundreds of these cupcakes for our pink stock.

julz4 · June 2008

I'm so sorry LUV, I sure hope you don't have a BLUE DRESS in your closet. We have to find you somebody younger that knows what he's doing! They say Politicians make strange bedfellows!

I DID IT LUV! Laughing ! THANKS LUV!

Fabio could take you for a RIDE for that cup of Coffee! Tongue out !

I Think Fabio Will Do!

spar2 · June 2008

WOW!! I am going to fight you for him. What a hunk. Let me count the ways.

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

**You DID it JulZ!**...yea that image DOES help! yummy on both Fabio and the cupcakes!!!LOL....

So Fabio arrived on is ride...and took a instant liking towards Spar...He whispered in her ear.."I caun't believe its nout buttaur" Spar smiled and said, the pharmacist gave the prescription, but she wasn't sure if it was the slip and slide or the prescription that helped.

LUV was getting mad and asked Spar to make the cupcakes NOW! Spar asked Fabio for a "ride" and he smiled and said, "Get on"...Spar jumped on his lap the opposite direction so her back was against the wind and her "ta ta 's" was towards Fabio! WOW who would have thought!??

So LUV turns and she sees an adorable.....

jalydiju · June 2008

the Rolling Stones heard about our party and offered to come and perform free and when the Glen Frey from the Eagle heard that the Stones were going to give a free performance he said the Eagles were going to reform just for the Breast Friends Do. This was going to be bigger than Woodstock. Jaly was wetting herself with excitement, she had always wanted to be a groupie. The Breast friends all....

I dont think them sexy but their music and money is

Little pug dog, she asks the guy where did he get him as she wanted one just like it. The guy replied.....

LUVmy2girlZ · June 2008

We were going to have an awesome time with food, breast friends, and now some LIVE music from the Stones !!!

Georgey replied..."which one....me or the pup?" LUV smiled...

(a blast from the past Wink ) and said, "Hmmmm the puppy of course!" Georgy asked if he can get his little guy back.... LUV smiled and said......

julz4 · June 2008

Jaly that George Clooney major U.S. tv hunk! In case you didn't know! Tongue out !

George said he got him from the BW Babes! The last time he got together with them. He still isn't the same after being with them last time & had to come back see who all was still hanging out together!

The Breastfriends were all gathered round a campfire making smores & drinking vodka out of little holes in a watermellon. When Jaly, Luv, Harley, Michie, TC, MissS., NBN, Snowy, Candie, all turned to see Spar walk up to the campfire with.....

spar2 · June 2008

not without some favors, with a SEGrin on her face. Santana called Luv on her cell phone and said he wanted to come and play for us also. When Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson said they would come it was like BE STILL MY HEART. Oh, margaritaville. It was getting late and we all got around the table out on the patio to discuss what everyone's job would be getting everything together and ready. It is going to be bigger than we..........

julz4 · June 2008

Luv smiled & said "George honey how bad do you want him" Kiss

! George turned to Luv smileling in that sexy layed back way! And said.....

julz4 · June 2008

Than we all can handle so we put our minds together & decided to get a party planner to help us with this whopper of an Event! Now the girls were thinking who could do this.....