Why do husbands make a woman crazy sometimes?!?!

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  • Mary-Lou
    Mary-Lou Member Posts: 2,230
    edited February 2008

    Deb, glad things are better for you.

    I understand so well how the fights can be. Cory would come and give me big hugs too.

    But as I watched them turn into men, I really questioned myself to why I stayed with such an Ass.

    And I still to this day , could just kick myself for not seeing it.

    Where was Dr Phil when I needed to get real. Seems my boys grew up as I was trying to fix things with myself and their daddy.

    Give another chance, Blah, Blah, Blah.  We did get counseling, twice. It just seemed to be a pattern that we couldn't stop.

    Thank God I never had the drugs etc part of them growing up, and they had every reason you can think of to do that.

    But I do see the reflection of us in them , and I have told them both that I was sorry. But I do see some of the damage we did.

    I'm happy that the boys step father is a great example of what a man should be. (most of the time ) He is still a man! And men will always have male traits as long as they are men. Period!

    Their brain does not work the same as ours, and that is a fact.

    Remember I'm there on or off the boards my dear sister. You have my number.

    i just care about you 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    ravedeb, I was reading your post and it brought to mind what I was thinking yesterday about dh.  I gripe a lot, but he really is a good man.  There's one very bad thing in his life that I cannot fix.  I won't go there.

    When I went through treatment he always drove me (two plus hours away).  He went in with me to see my onc.  He sat with me when I was getting chemo.  He'd go to the food court and get me something to drink.  He cooked our meals and shopped.  He didn't clean. LOL

    He drained my drains. He called the triage nurse for me when needed.  There are a few things he didn't do that I needed, but the good outweighs the bad.  Emotionally I needed more.  I have to try and overlook that.  His father certainly wasn't sensitive.  He'd drop my mil off for her outpatient cataract surgery.  And, when she had bc I believe he left the hospital and came back.  The "children..us" were there.  I took her to the doctor one time, pushed her in a wheel chair...the doctor was too dumb to figure out there was something really wrong...her sodium was too low. Anyway, the doc wanted her to go to the lab and have some blood work done.  My fil said, Can I go home and eat breakfast first?  I told him I'd take him home and I'd take her for her labs. 

    I will figure out something irritating to say later. LOL  I KNOW I irritate him and will continue to.

    Shirley

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    It really is good to say that our hubbies do some good in the midst of the insanity.  

    I am quite sure that my dh could say plenty of things I do to make him crazy.  For instance, I bet it makes him nuts that I never close the hall closet door all the way.  It makes an annoying squeaky sound if I do, and I just don't want to. 

    I can't stand clutter (obviously, since I hire an organizer).  He is a clutter fiend.  I am sure that my constant piles that I create for him to sort through make him nuts.  

    I leave my Kleenex wherever I happened to be at the moment of nose-blowing.  I know it is disgusting, and I would shriek out loud if I found his (well, he spits his ummm....how you say.....loogies into his neatly folded Kleenex).   I always had that issue (you can count the used tissues in my purse and coat pocket if you dare).   If my nose would just stop dripping all the time! 

    I open a new package of floss rather than search for the one I used the night before.  Therefore, there are about 12 floss carcasses around the bedroom alone. 

    Yep-as perfect as I believe I am, I am sure I make him nuts.  He really is a special guy.  I think I put too much pressure on him.  

    Oh WOW, thank you all for this fantastic marital counseling/therapy!   This is awesome! 
    Love and prayers, Deb

  • ravdeb
    ravdeb Member Posts: 3,116
    edited February 2008

    Well, I'm glad that some of you are beginning to see the positive. Thanks for this thread since it made me see the positive in my own dh. It boils down to this...think back on why we married these guys and then sometimes it helps. I learned that sometimes the reasons why we married the guy is exactly the reason why he irritates us so much!

  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited February 2008

    Beth,

    I think I have come up with a theory about the clothes hamper issue. My dh has started doing much of the laundry since my bone mets make it tough for me to do. He STILL can't hit the hamper and he and my boys drop their dirty clothes outside the laundry room on the floor instead of taking the extra 3 steps into the laundry room and tossing them in. I remember when we were first married and my husband would always put his dirties on TOP of the hamper lid instead of opening it and dropping them in. I bought a hamper without a lid and he began dropping the clothes NEXT to the hamper. So, they KNOW where the clothes SHOULD go...

    I think they have a deep-seated and irrational fear that depositing their dirty clothes in a receptacle created for that purpose will cause their "peckers" to fall off...

    Then, there would be no more "woo woo" dances, and we all know how important that is to them! LOL!!!

    I love all the dear men in my life, but they certainly can be aggravating.

    (((HUGS))) and giggles, y'all!

    Diane 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008
    HA!  Diane, that is too funny-my dh neatly places his dirties in a folded pile on the top of the hamper, too.  

    Crackin' me up, ladies! 
  • gsg
    gsg Member Posts: 3,386
    edited February 2008

    i know someone whose husband used to start undressing when he'd walk in the door at night and drop his clothes along the way.  the way she cured him of this habit was she nailed his underwear to the kitchen floor, where they had been dropped.

  • BethNY
    BethNY Member Posts: 2,710
    edited March 2008

    clearly you guys are WAY better than me-- but I don't do his laundry, nor will I ever.  Maybe.

    Drop off the drycleaning? Sure

    Add a few whites to my white load? no prob

    now, we don't have kids, and I'm sure over time this whole situation will change--- but I'm not doing his laundry. period.

  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited February 2008

    Ahhhhhhh, Beth...but does he do the "woo woo" dance for you?  LOL!!!!

    When we were first married, I chose laundry as my job because I didn't want to barbie-size my sweaters, etc. Poor dh. The very FIRST load of laundry he did after my mast (oh, he was SOOOOOOO proud!) contained lots of white socks and undies....and a very bright RED towel.  I don't mind the pink socks so much but my kids....LOL!  

    DH is MUCH better at delgating than I am, too. He managed to get the oldest son to do nearly all of his own laundry and the middle son does much of the rest.  Their future wives'/so's whites are safe.

    Now, how do you get a guy to quit thinking his farts are "accomplishments"? 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!   

    The only thing is, since being on chemo and having to take Peri-colace as a regular part of my daily diet, my "toots" are way better, and way more musical than his ever could be.  

    I used the excuse that my "toots" (I can just never say "fart," for some reason) were of medical necessity.  I HAD to toot because I was so constipated from all the vicodin and Peri-colace mix in me. 


    Now, I have no excuse, but as my hubby says, I opened a can of worms on that one, because he went from blaming his toots on the dog in the beginning of our relationship to now trying to toot at my cat and laughing hysterically. 

    I, of course, am not amused.  He also toots in bed, and doesn't warn me when I get in bed after him and rustle the covers.  OMG.......it makes my nose burn......

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    Deb, I don't know if you noticed, but I just saw where this thread has been viewed 899 times.  I guess that makes me 900..LOL

    See what an interesting subject you have posted?  Wink

    Shirley

  • badboob67
    badboob67 Member Posts: 2,780
    edited February 2008

    ((((Deb))))) So glad that you're smiling!

  • abbadoodles
    abbadoodles Member Posts: 2,618
    edited February 2008

    Farts.  Oh, yes.  I was at least 25 years old before I realized the word was spelled that way since I grew up in Rhode Island and the word there is pronounced "fots."

    Tina

  • BethNY
    BethNY Member Posts: 2,710
    edited March 2008

    lmao once again.  I have to admit that I am guilty of tooting.  And the worst part about it, is I start laughing uncontrollably, so there's no hiding it.  I can't help it.  Dr. Oz says women fart 14 times a day because our intestines are longer.  What am I supposed to do? Hold it in?

    My BF says when we go to target if we split up, all I have to do is fart and he can track me down. 

    While I know this is not the most lady like thing to admit to, I just can't help the natural functions of my body.  It doesn't help that my favorite foods are cheese, and veggies.

  • AnnNYC
    AnnNYC Member Posts: 4,484
    edited February 2008

    Oh my, just chiming in for the fart stories -- I had a bad tear delivering my 9 lb 3 oz dear son 24 years ago -- and my rectal anatomy is a little weird.  Fart sounds happen just from AIR being expelled when I exert myself in some way (lifting something heavy, including some exercises like back bridges where I'm "lifting" myself).  No longer possible to "hold it in."

    And I must have some other chromosomal/hormonal abnormality, because I am a horrible slob.  I'm like PigPen, from the Peanuts comic strip.  I always got horrible marks on my grade school report kid for some category called "Keeps desk and materials neat."  A lot of boyfriends -- including ex-husband -- are at first charmed and relieved to meet "a girl who keeps house like a guy" -- but once it gets beyond visiting and comes to living together -- well, my ex couldn't take it -- and he wasn't really a whole lot better so it didn't seem fair that he was so "disgusted" by it...

    I remember one particular argument where he was scolding me about slobbiness, picking up things of mine and saying "what's this? what's this?"  and I just picked up his pieces of trash and said the same thing -- our son laughed hysterically.  It was one of the "better" fights we had!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

     Oh Anne,

    That brought a tear to my eye, I just giggled so hard.  Thank goodness I didn't over-exert myself!  Laughing

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    Ok,

    Beth-I like to stare at the TV while I'm drying my hair in the am.  Today, I had on Saved By The Bell (don't JUDGE ME, by the way!!! I didn't have a lot of selection!), and it struck me, that even though I have never met you in person, I imagine you to be just like Leah Remini is in real life-sassy as heck, with a lot of balls (can I say that here? Surprised). 

    Does that describe you? 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  • Fitztwins
    Fitztwins Member Posts: 7,969
    edited February 2008

    Once one of my sons jumped off my lap and went to the other side of the room, I said. Whats up? he said I had to fart mom. Cool!! thanks for not farting on me!

    I remember when I first started dating DH, We were playing pool and had a nice glow on from some beers at a hockey game, then it just came out?? I said, Oh well, I am cute, deal with it!!

    I farted once in front of a bunch of co-workers. Unplanned. It was hillarious. I was mortified. I survied and they all liked me.

    Dh doesn't fart too much in front of me. But he has told me not to enter the bathroom, because he destroyed it!! LMAO.

    J

  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited February 2008

    Girls, I am wetting myself here !!!

    Isabella.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    This is really embarrassing to admit....but I also "F---!"  Surprised

    One evening after finishing chemo we went to our motel room.  Here we were walking along and a sound came out of you-know-where.  Well, there were men standing where cars pull in.  Every time I'd take a step...yep..it happened!  I's stop for a couple of seconds...didn't work.  Took another step and, yep, that sound again!  DH started walking as fast as he could...no where near me...almost running.  I really tried squeezing my cheekies and walk.  That was difficult!  Somehow, as I remember, I walked past the men without one toot!  Embarassed

    Shirley

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    Shirley-

    Oh my GOSH, that just cracked me UP.  

    That was the funniest thing I've ever heard.   No, wait, Janis' story was pretty hilarious, too. 

    Oh, this thread has just gotten better and better with time!!!! 

    Thanks ladies for the funnies!! 


    BTW-Shirley, I think the best part of your story was "Cheekies!!!!" 

    OMG....still laughing......

  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited February 2008

    OMG, I gave my dh a Vday card: Love means never having to say "oops, I farted and I'm sorry"!   LOL

    He did get a sweet one, too, tho.

  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited February 2008

    Don't talk to me about Valentines Day cards.

    DH gave me a really lovely flowery heartsy' to my lovely wife' one this week.

    Today he blew a gasket at me for nothing at all....well, I just asked that he turn the TV OFF for a while, it was driving me nuts, it'd been on 6 hours non stop, sport...cowboys.... stupid reality shows, and all he was doing was laid dozing.

    So, after he had finished his outburst at me I picked up his Valentine, ripped it into a million pieces, and showered him with it, as I'm usually quite placid he looked shocked, and promptly sat up and turned the TV off !! 

    If I'd have got anymore back chat the log baskets contents would have been across the room next, so sick was I having to put up with drivel for all that time. 

    He's been sweetness and light the rest of the evening!!!

    Now I am left to pick up all my tiny pieces of card !!!!

    Shirley, I just about had a stroke when I read about your 'happenings'. I nearly blew myself up trying not to laugh out loud.....DH says I am look like Jack Nicolson when I laugh out loud at my computer, he thinks I am not altogether there laughing at a machine....little does he know what I am laughing at !!!!!

    I have always maintained women don't f**t, so far have never had an accident !!

    Isabella.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    Dotti, that was a cute one..the Vcard..now, what did the sweet one say?

    Isabella, so glad to hear you've never had one of these episodes. LOL  As far as I know most women do not ADMIT to these.  I hope the world is not reading this thread.  Embarassed  Imagine the president having an "OOPS!".

    Doesn't your dh know by now that we need HORMONES!  And that he's to do what you say!  I love the fact that he's now behaving.  LOL  I can only imagine what look he had on his face after you tore up his beautiful Vday card.  I think I'll start shopping at the dollar store for cards.  These $4.00 cards get thrown in the trash can.  I'd rather have the $4 and a kiss for Vday. LOL  Then I'd go to Starbucks!

    No stories today about dh driving me nuts.  I will say that every night he asks we, what are we eating tonight?, I want to go bonkers.  I am getting to the point that I DETEST cooking.  Why does he think I have to be the one to cook and most times clean up.  He's retired doing nothing.  He knows how to cook...fries EVERYTHING.  He knows how to clean the kitchen and use to do a darn good job at it.  Now when he cleans the kitchen he puts the dishes in the dishwasher and leaves the rest for me to wash...for me to clean the counters....for me to clean that glass top stove which I wished we'd never bought...think I'll go break the glass..hmmm...then get a new stove cuz the top would cost too much to replace...I could say..OOPS!  just dropped the cast iron skillet on it and it broke...and start crying.  Tearing up a card is cheaper than breaking a stove top.

    I guess I'll keep the stove and throw out the husband!

    Shirley

  • LizFL
    LizFL Member Posts: 377
    edited February 2008

    I love this thread...too funny!  My DH and I usually sort the laundry together and each put our own stuff away...he always puts towels and sheets in my pile. As far as the clothes hamper. if the lid is on he puts his things on top of it....so I have to leave the lid off.  I asked him once why he does that and he said it is because it is too dark to see in the closet.  I have no idea what he has against putting the closet light on since he leaves every other light in the house on most of the time.  Also leaves cabinet doors and drawers open which drives me bonkers.  I always take deep breaths and remind myself of his good qualities when the annoying things start getting the better of me.

    Usually when we get really mad at each other, one of us says something silly and laughing makes it easy to make up.

    Liz

  • gsg
    gsg Member Posts: 3,386
    edited February 2008

    i have a fart story.  when my son was a toddler, every time my husband would fart, he would blame it on me.  one day i was at work and my husband was home with our son.  They were playing together and my husband farted...loudly.  My son jumped up and excitedly ran to the door and yelled "Mommy's home!"

    oh...and hubby named the "phenomenon" of "my" farts coming from his direction as "ventrilofarts." 

  • abbadoodles
    abbadoodles Member Posts: 2,618
    edited February 2008

    Ventrilofarts.  ROFLMAO.  You crack me up.

    Tina

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited February 2008

    Patrice, that was toooo funny!

    Shirley

  • Sandra1957
    Sandra1957 Member Posts: 1,701
    edited February 2008

    Patrice, 

    That story had me LOL!!  My husband does that to me in public all the time.  What is it with husbands and "ventrilofarts"??  As if our "fluffs" could ever sound anywhere near as loud or rhythmic as theirs! Or smell as bad for that matter.

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