A Cure for Cancer... LAUGHTER (Videos & Jokes)

Magiclight,

That's funny and so true. I used to have three local dogs ( i dont like imported breeds anymore coz it hurts so much when they pass away). The first two were like a married couple and the other one was their son. They were so cute when they were just puppies and each has its own distinct personality. The mother is like a cat, that always goes in front of me and brushes her fur on my feet. The father is a grumpy one that doesnt want to be touched but always runs after me if i go out. Their son, my fave, is the most loving and loyal. He is always gentle to me but fierce on strangers. He is the most behaved among the three. He likes so much to be rubbed on his tummy, and almost everday i did that for 12 years until he passed away. His parents died earlier just months apart from each other, after around 7 to 8 years of giving us joy, protection against robbers, and lots of worn-out slippers, door mats and a devasted garden. LOL

Magic,

Yes, sometimes people do some editing to improve the video and make it funnier. Somewhere on this thread, i posted a Funny Crying Man that was made in slow-mo and fast forward versions making the video even better.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

12. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

13. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

14. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

16. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

17. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

18. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

19. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

20. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.