Wacky Definition Word Game

obstetricia: a day Tricia was particularly obtuse

obtuse

Paranormal: an uneventful 1st skydiving experience

fibromyalgia

arthritis: being correct about who wrote a book

reflection

Sincere - The Mustang Ranch in Los Vegas

Mustang

lol Fuji funny.

juice~a fruit flavoured snow cone

snow

run: an action that my body will no longer perform.  If you see me running, you need to too as there is something chasing me you don't want to meet.  Also, if I'm found dead on a jogging trail I was murdered and taken there, because I wouldn't be there voluntarily 

volunteer

I can't take credit for those descriptions re: running, Marple.  I have seen them on facebook, but actually remembered them in an appropriate time & place 

chase: what's left of a chaise lounge after it's fallen apart

lounge

Lazy: a modified sleep position-fetal position with feet pointing right & arms pointing left, thereby body forms a "Z"

modify

bump

lisp- lips turned inside out.

cost

conundrum- an instrument 2 nuns play at the same time

NUNS

nove: readers digest condensed novel

victory

fujiimama, I'm not able to come up with a def for sylvast because my google isn't showing it as a word.  Help!

silver=bells

bells=jingle

jingle=jiggle

jiggle= my belly (so now we are back to silver equaling bells, kinda, but instead let's try.....)

New Word:

mistletoe