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  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Member Posts: 6,595
    edited February 2013

    Sorry Cyn about Nicki and Mariah, but I can't stand it!!!!! The one that really kills me is when they first make the "swipe" as to move hair off their forehead, then lightly grasp the hair and stroke all the way down until getting to the breast area. OMG, my hair is covering my boobs, I must move it to the side so America can see my breasts! Or to "fan" the hair accross the shoulder!!!!

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited February 2013

    Goldie your Dh needs to stop this salt I use salt on nothing and my mom nver cooked with it so I do not either

    salt seems to be an addiction on fruit idk

    Dork omg im with u sister u will get through this too much chit good to come soon

    hey cyn feel good back to the gym feel strong

    cammie yes that was a funny fart

    wahine yes he is my new boyfriend lol

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    Morning DahhhlllinKs!

    Dorothy - chit chit chit chit chit....I will add Jessica to my prayers too.  My fart is aching for you girl...can't believe how 'heaped' your plate is.  (((D)))  I lub that u still able to 'smell da chit' wif dese idiots, well some of em, you hab to deal with everyday.  This is literally...CRAP!  Kudos girl...you Rock!

    Cami - u hab me cwacking up...Adey right..u r a breathe of fresh air.  still laughing bout the earrings.  But I wish der was sumpin I cud do to hailp wif ur pain and not only that...but what da hail going on in dat part of u body...what u call, quadrant..beminds me of fire hydrant...i kno dat not same...jes got dat pic in mese head. But seriously...I pray for you eber day too dat sum Doc will find what keep hurting u.  ((Cami))  Glad ur sis's scope was clear, but still no reason for the D is sooo frustrating...gotta be huh!   And u soooo right about da peroxide.  It does whiten your teeth and clear up some minor mouth problems.  And it's in so many toof pastes.  I use it alot in my mouth and when I was in my 20's I brushed me teef with it regular like and had da whitest teef.  Don't care so much anymore, but always have it for canker sores, sore gums, tings like dat.  I kno my pain is from gritting/grinding my teeth at night.  I have a guard...jes gotta wear it.

    Cyn - see splanation in Cami's above.  Regular 'ol hydrogen peroxide good for sooo many tings...but it is by far...da cheapest toof whitener out der.  I do feel better...jes dosed 3x's over 2 days wif it and feel lots better. 

    Lori - I don't watch Idol...but da way u splain those two...I'm nauseaus(sp) now....I'm thinnking self-absorbed, all about me, peeps...ick!  Splains why dey sooo rude to da contestants....dey need to get kicked where da sun don't shine or we jes send our peeps wif the looobillslugger after em.  yea yea...dats da ticket.  Red dirt....got it around here too...specially da field dh plays 'geezer' ball on...can't get it outta his socks.  I tail him dese 2 pairs only ones he can wear now to da ball field.  And yes, straight from the deli does have sodium, but not like the packaged kind.  Those last forever cuz of the sodium preservatives...straight f/da deli only last bout a week.  We do eat a lot of chicken tho.  Love dat pic of the BULLSHIT! 

    Hey Beckers - we a bunch of yakkers too...dat why so many posts...and like been sed before, some of us drink a widdle, some a lot, some jes cyberly...buts we all have fun...dat is the main point.  AND we are here for each other.  Pull up a stool and join in da fun...you won't regret it!

    WaWa - lublublub dat song...now it's in mese head...will b singing all day long...well not singiing  cuz got no tone...but humming I can do...yeppers...I remember gitting many a compliment on mese humming...back in da day..heehee!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    Hi Lara - cwack up over da 'fart' pic..goot one!

    Where is our Bernie???  Hope all is OK with you and your brother too!  Check in when you can.

    NM - are you still getting blizzards?

    Gotta go ladies...hope all have a GR8 day and lots of SALTY DOGS!!

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited February 2013

    Mornin ladies.

    Lori those 2 do that all the time with their hair--to much for me to watch. Oh and they have low sodium everything in the Delis now and I'd fry up some peppers in a little water and put oregano on it and black pepper to give the sandwiches taste but no salt.-pepper and eggs, tomato and peppers--no sale and ymmy. And not snow ha--see those people can drive u nuts.

    NM we're supposed to snow tonite and tomorrow so we'll see what happens. Again prolly nothing.

    Oh Joey was doing his math homework last nite and din't understand something well I didn't understand anything-I asked if this was some code for brainwashing kids into thinking theyy're really smart or some religious cilt. It meant nothing to me or my kids. WTF

    Oh Sue we used to use peroxide on cuts and sore too remember how it bubbled. LOL It really did a good job. Another scary mocie day after I watched what I taped for my reality shows--like Who was the killer? Frenemies? (killing) who the bleep??(killing) Evil women (killing) Bad men (killing) Stalkers (sometimes killin) All tru--I have a fixation why people do these awful things.

    Dr. tomorrow--morning so that's good.

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  • Beckers
    Beckers Member Posts: 1,883
    edited February 2013

    Good morning girls. Thanks for welcoming me to the lounge. It looks like a fun place. The threads I belonged to have been dying out. The girls from my surgery group have mingled over to the survivor thread. Why don't I like that word? Back to keeping it light. That's what I need. One more week off and then I join the human race again after 10 months off! Need to get my sense of humor back and you girls seem like a blast. Happy "thirst-day" !!!

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited February 2013

    WELCOME Beckers!!!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited February 2013

    Hello girls, thank you all for your nice words and for your prayers. I had to take a break from work to share some laughter with you. I hope you all get this and find it as funny as I do. So I have been playing head games with my fraud guy, he's so deserves it because of the way he treated me and because of all of my time that he wasted door in the process. Mind you, I do not make a dime off of that time I wasted so I have to play with his head and rip his balls off. LMAO . So I sent him an email telling him I'm working on the decline letter and that I am trying to get him his earnest money back that's the $5000 that he paid to the seller to secure a contract of sale. I tell him that I am also trying to work on the issues that he created with the fraudulent document so that there are no further legal issues for him, implying that he could get In big trouble for committing fraud by forging documents. He responds to me and says keep in mind Dorothy you were forcing me to evict a tenant in which I did not even own the property and by the way the owners wife was extremely upset when I contacted the tenants and further they told me to sign on their behalf. So I respond that is considered mortgage fraud and brother I send them a link that I have saved Outlining the penalties of committing mortgage fraud which includes fines of up to $1 million and up to 30 years in jail, I did not tell him it's depending on the type of fraud. Anyway I still smell the shit in his pants, dude is in Wisconsin and I am sure that he is feeling the pain that he caused me. Sweet revenge, nuttin better!!!

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited February 2013

    HAHA!!! Serves him right Dorty!!  Phewwww whats that smell...??

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited February 2013

    Where are my manners, welcome Rebecca! What is your pleasure? I gonna has de boys pamper you and bwing u dwinkies! Way will it be???

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited February 2013

    Ooop, jest got busted drinking in de job!! I am not sure why they frown on here. I think drinking GPL out! I tell you this, he is so drunk I can't stand up. Pants, Darling bring me 25 more please



    CheeRS!!!

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  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited February 2013

    (((((((((((dorty and jessica)))))))))))))), hi beckers,   back in work tonight, it was the full moon night from hell last night

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    OOO Julie....Had da full moon from hell work nights.  Mind you...I spent 18 yrs of my 911 career on graveshift...full moon was ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HELL!  Big (((Julie)))

    Dorfy - u cwack mese up...I jes lub dis....what in da hell...u forced him...hey...did u go to Wisc and snatch him up by his gonads and MAKE him evict dem peeps???  Mese don't tink so.  Keep him 'sittin in it' D!! 

    Hey Beckers...welcome back!!!  ThThis thread keeps me sane...I mean it!  Jes pull up a barstool...lets get a 'dwunk on' girl!!

    Becker...pick one of dese...ya see da ones tipped over...dat cuz sum da goils fell down go boom!...or a tender drug dem off to da hammock or sumwheres.  Wish I had da HTL video...keep trying to copy n save...but I can't find it.  Sumone else will am sure soon.

    Cami - whachu doin??

    Cyndielouwho - how's my Rees?? 

    Who else dwinkin??  It is THIRSTYDAY AINT IT!!

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  • Beckers
    Beckers Member Posts: 1,883
    edited February 2013

    Thanks girls!! You are awesome. I need to borrow a corkscrew! Ha! May have a real drinky if I can get in da bottle!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    Hey der Mr. Big....git Beckers da tools she needs to git sumpin sumpin (mind outta gutter goils...not saying humping humping)  But now if dat please Ms Beckers...well den...lots a places in da Hot Tatties Lounge fer dat...fer sure!!

    Gotta catch da news...bbl!!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited February 2013

    Hi Rebecca! Welcome to the HTL (Hot Tatties Lounge)....we have Tattie Tenders who are soooo good looking, and good looking Wenches, and pools, casino with free ATM, free dwinks (drinks) and firepits (with hunky firemen), dog parks, just anything your heart (fart) desires! We also love Sock Monkeys because of our HunkyDory, and Mondays are MonkeyDeys, thanks to Dorkie who hates Mondays. You will catch on to our quirks soonliest. I have a million gazillion names! Pull up a barstool and stay awhile!

    Dorkie, Still sending prayers your way, dear. Hope things start looking up, up, up!

    Lori, when you said the saying about leading a horse to water, it reminded me again (and I've said it here before)....of a t-shirt a gal had on, in our horticulture class (master gardener). It said.... "You can lead a hor-to-culture but you can't make her think" . I always loved that one. HOpe your DH does better and better on eliminating that salt!

    Well, hope you are all doing well! I took my dad to the skin dr again for stitches taken out, plus another surgery.....he has so many cancerous moles, I think this will be a bi-monthly thing. My parents still look real good though, so I am thankful. Well, happy hour is over so time to fix some dindin...I thawed out some shrimp so gotta figure out how I want them.

    Hugs to all you LOVERLY LADIES!!!

    Kat (Katwinka, Katrinka, WahinedeMachiney....etc)

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited February 2013

    Dorky I can smell that guy in Illinois YAY for Dork--it's good to have someone to revenge on and he deserves it.

    Oops Kat was runnin' like mad--she has to make dindin--blah I like to eat but not make anything--I sound so spoiled--yahaha I am. My gf who is in NY helping her son is lonely for home she just called and sounded so tired and sad. Poor thing She'll be back in April.

    I drank today a Kalua in coffe I don't care if I'm on antibiotics either ---se how tough I'm getting--I'll show dem -hic oops leftover--+It's Friday eve ladies oh oh my words are in italics--how dat hapen? Oh well makes me look fancyistly. My Katie-Kst is lubbin me up today like crazy--oh oh cat scan/pet scan she just lubs me that's all.

    Beckers whst great here is we're all different times for everything so we stay and personally I lob dem all here.

    Snows a-comin' I bet not what they say tho--I know betr den dem. Just had 3 hard Mike's but just 2 were drinks.--I been sleeping so much during de day I've turned around my time I tink-Thank God for meds.

    Kat I can't wait to see u'r eyes---tap, tap, tap dat's me waiting.

    (((Dork))) for u

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  • Beckers
    Beckers Member Posts: 1,883
    edited February 2013

    Omg I am laughing so hard. Especially the humpy humpy....better get my dwink on first if I can get in that bottle!! Casino with free ATM!! Woohoo. How 'bout all you can eat Hagen das bar that won't make you gain weight? My big sis and I go to our casino and we have Hagen daas (how do you spell) for dinner. Ha!



    This place is the best.

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited February 2013

    *Poof*......Haagen Dazs bar appears in the HTL....(ask and ye shall receive)...

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    WaWa - (Becker, dat anudder name for Wahine..heehee) Am glad you and your dad are on top of the moles n such...sawee he has to go thru all the surgery tho.  But u r right...u got some good looking parents!  Hey...I did a suate of shrimp n veggies da other nite...added jes a little chx stock (low sodium).  It was pretty good.  Had it over Jasmine rice, love it...but not da best for us.  Now I hab brown rice...mese tinks dats betta. 

    Cami - u cwack mese up. tap tap tap...waitin on pics of WaWa's lids..heehee.   (((to your gf))) is that Donna? mese tink..da one spoils ur Joey?  I prolly hab it all wrong..I twy n twy to member names n who did what, when, oh, and to whom...but most times I end up jes bing funkassed.  O well....good for u fer habing a widdle kahlua n coffee and dem Hard Mike's too!  Time fer me to hab one more nitecap n sez gootnite!  ChEARs to good drugs n good booze!! woohoo!! 

    Ms Beckers (or is it Mrs?)...we can do anything in da HTL...and hagandaas is goot goot.  And it's all 'no gain' too as is all our food and booze...so we all jes as svelte as can be.  LOL...wish dat was tru for me...but kno we do hab some svelte goils.  But dats ok...I'm workin on it.  What part of So Cal are you?  I'm heading to LongBeach area next month.  Might drive up and splurge on a night in Santa Barb.  Hope it will be warm...I love to walk da beaches.

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    ooo meesee ooo my-eyes!!  WaWa - poyfeck....Where's Mr Bigger...need a widdle sumpin sumpin humpin tanite!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited February 2013

    *poof*....Mr. Bigger coming up ....coming....um.....upside down...ummm bare butted....(Well the bare butt pics wouldn't show up) mese apologizes..

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited February 2013

    WaWa - LOL  u da bestest.  Tank u...mese will take Mr Bigger coming upside down or sideways but always prefer barebutted...heehee.  Gitting ..uhh..cwazy in here...but I can't hailp but like like lick..oops..like like like it!! 

    G'nite goils...sees ya all on Fried-Dey!! woohoo....slow down der Mr Bigger...on my way...wooohooo!!!!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited February 2013

    haylooooow?? is dere a partay here???? ken mese join? I shirley wanna partay with de newest loungette. And did you see wat Jock did when she asked for a cork screw? Oh he gave it to hir alwright, yep, I heard about it. who sed tap tap tab. katwinka, did ye sey little? cuz I tink I saw de johnboy mole face boy in de lounge and talking of widdle, well he wearing a kilt too ya see?? ewwwwww, de mokerfocker must go. he sed he heres to take de stella to see a movie called de waltins feeshuring de waton family and dat ho elizabeth. and he looking fer de stella n he outta da country, he stoooooooped, i gotta find de mole boy pic dat mese lubs lubs lub, dat widdle chit!

    so hows mese goil? dere a partay here ~ hiccccccccup, bese back, gotta go check on sumting, mese herd noises from de pertotini fountain, i tink sumting going on ya hear dat tooo sumbuddy ennybuddy????? burp ~ ooops begs yer pardons. i tink dere a partay here, ya tink???>?????  well u tink and i dquink. hIcUp~burp, ooos, mese manners agen. dern. is dis a partay????!!?!?!?!?

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited February 2013

    Rebecca dahling, I just noticed that you are a DEIP gal. OMG, suuper duuuper kewel cuz you is de first loungette to have dat and mese gonna have dat in jest two months minus two deys. and it not on monkeyday, for de record. ennyway, mese so fircited cuz mese has a ton a ton a ton of questions to ask. ya see, mese not been on any other thread aldough mese been meaning ta bese. so mese bese gonna be sending yese a PM to start mese questions, k? mese biggest question is dat mese needs to nose if mese ken go to de biggest funnliest parTAY jest 16 deys and turdteen hours and twenty-ate minutes after mese surgery. dat cuz mese planning sumting and wants to know how mese will feel dat far out from de DEIPity doo da dey!!!!!

    YiPPeeeecaiayeMolerfocker, mese gots a new DEipity sista and mese gonna sailabrate to de maximumiso!

    God I've missed ye goils. I love you all and tank you all. and dat my goils, is from de bottum of mese fart!

    cheeRs, mo beers and manny manny gentelmens jacks, mese had a jack attack since 10 aYe em todey, TGIFNF!

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited February 2013

    yellow, I just got off de floro-wow mese rally tyredd now--

    sue no dat anodder GF tonite--she libs 10 min rrom me butt sh'e in NY to help wit her new 1st randbaby--but she misses home now, why did I rype so far down here whoa I'm doin silly tings. maybe cuz i sillyest now. opps I jus made a noise hahaha

    Oh I like chocolat/PB ice creme from Basket robins yu---mmmme hacen't had it so so long tink I'll order some since I alrady had cheescake today--told u I ate all crap today. but I did have to stop, but not stop dinkin/but did stop tinkin--it's ery difficute tot ink al de time. Oh de kids ot the income tax bak and bought Joey a new matresssss I so happy now h'e comfy.  hic-buuurrrp oooo dat hoit now.

    ok time for meds and otsta take a shower tomorry so Dr.tinks I smell goot all de time.---did mynail poiple tonite too. My Doc says mynails are to long--hah I told hr she's not a nail technician (sp) or is she????

    (((Dorky)))

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited February 2013

    Oopps I bumped into Dorky and just red dat. OK

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  • Beckers
    Beckers Member Posts: 1,883
    edited February 2013

    I'm back!!!! The Haagen Dazs(did I spell right yet?) bar is perfect Cami!! Dinner of champions!!



    Need translation for "funkassed" ha!



    Dork, feel free to ask me any questions. 16 days???? Honestly??? I don't think so....DIEP is a tough one. But, feel free to PM and we can discuss in greater length.



    Still waitin for my corkscrew! How zit go?? "poof!!" (had a smidgen of Godiva white choc liquor in my milk instead. Mmmmm.) Haagen Dazs liquor please!!!! "poof!"

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  • Beckers
    Beckers Member Posts: 1,883
    edited February 2013

    Memasue56, I am in fact a Mrs. My hubby is at our Oklahoma house tho so I am free to hang out at the HTL HDB (haagen Dazs bar), oh and the fire pit sounds lovely too. I likes firemen. I am from California and here since i was diagnosed at the time my father was dying one year ago. I stayed here for treatment and helping care for my Mom. I forgot to answer your question cuz got side tracked by da big guys wif no undies on...I am in Banning about 1/2 hour west of Palm Springs. My son works at Long Beach airport and lives in Huntington Beach. I too looooove the beach! Isn't that a dwink? Sex on the Beach? You be careful doing that while you are here. But if you get caught, I can come bail you out! :-)

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  • NativeMainer
    NativeMainer Member Posts: 10,462
    edited February 2013

    Good morning, Loungettes! 

    ORLA--no wonder that guy can't pull his pants all the way on! 

    Wahine--"Away With Other Ladies" is a great new one for the lounge!

    DorKable--good for you for catching that a$$hole at fraud!  Too bad your company doesn't prosecute, but I imagine that would eat up all the profits.  And it will be fun to imagine him squirming and waiting for that knock on the door in the middle of the night!  ~~ Clean fresh sheets are a treat, and an easy one at that, aren't they? 

    Good morning, Lord, it's me again.  Can I talk to You for a minute?  Yeah, I know, foolish question.  Anyway,  I have a friend that You've given quite a plateful to, and I'm wondering why.   I mean, isn't dealing with bc and getting her parents moved enough at one time?  I know You have a plan, but this one seems a bit over the top, don't You think?  OK, so I'm not likely to change Your mind about anything, but I can beg you to be with my friend and give her strength and grace and peace and enough sleep to get through all this without getting sick.  So please grant some grace along with all the chit You've given her, and do it soon, OK?  Thanks for listening, Lord. 

    Beckers--welcome to the Hot Tatties Lounge! We manage to have some fun here, and there are never any hangovers.  Lots of support here!

    Cammy--well, not getting any answers is the pitts.  Here's to praying it's stopped and stays stopped! 

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is The Fraud Catcher

    1.25 fl oz SMIRNOFF NO.21

    0.25 fl oz Triple Sec

    0.75 fl oz Lime Juice

    Add SMIRNOFF® No.21 Vodka, triple sec, and lime juice or sour mix. Shake and strain into a shot glass.

    Good Morning, Loungettes!  I can't find yesterday ayem's post, so I', adding my Fried-day post to the end of it and will just keep going.  What the heck is going on with the site this week?  All sorts of oddness!

    Mema--peroxide is good for lots of things and cheap too.  I get my supply at the local dollar store!  Peroxide, baking soda and a squirt of dish soap in a tub of water worked great to de-skunk Sadie last spring! ~~Shouldn't get any more blizzards this season, but we have had them as late as April.  Looks like more snow this coming weekend. 

    Cammy--some people do awfully weird tings, don't they?  I get caught up in those shows, too. 

    Beckers--Welcome, indeed!  We all travel this road differently, and we all have our own reactions to terms and labels.  Take what works for you, ignore the rest and come here and drink regularly!

    DorKable--Good for YOU!  That's the way to deal with a fraud monger!

    Wahine--LOL about hor-to-culture! 

    Well, off to the salt mines.

     
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