how about drinking?

Cami - LOL on da cookie idea.  I bought ready baked and divied them up with diff chocolates in widdle tins I got outta junk catalog.  Ders xmas!!  I lub the idea of hot chocolate and ANY kinda booze.  We used to mix Peppermint Schnapps and Brandy…it had to be jes the right amount of both.  Den we wud put in a Bota bag and off to da ski slopes we went…but during our Lodge breaks…we’d order hot choc and squirt lots n lots into our cups….yummy!!

What a cool story about how you and Donna met up and how close you are.  I love her too jes reading your stories.  Course I love you too…so…sumpin in common!   Dat car theft story very scary…I wud have done da same thing in your case.  Even if you went thru with it and he was put away…he has peeps on da outside as crazy as he is…u never be safe.  Jes so incredibly unfair!! 

Now about da blood work and dat other tests.  U cwack me up!  But seriously…I get it, we all do.  Glad you calmed down and blamed everyting on your sister…LOL…you really are a go-getter…muah!!!

NM - wonderful to be able to work from home and not have to fight the traffic and weather.  I agree with your ‘rant’ about the victims.  Nevada finally got a stalking law but it was at first like the old ‘Temporary Restraining Orders’…not worth the paper they printed on.  It was a misdemeanor and therefore must occur in the presence of an officer.  Yeah…like da idiot gonna hang around after terrorizing you and wait for da cops.  But, I will say, they now have changed and if victim reports the stalking, after a few incidents, it will move to a gross misdemeanor and on up to (in some cases) a felony…not a lot of comfort but moving a little toward protecting those who are ‘afraid’ of the perps.  Plus…I think the Domestic Violence Laws are pretty much in every state now?   I remember vividly, as a dispatcher, telling women to call us back when the ex showed up.  Horrid…but that’s the way it was.  Thank goodness some of that has changed a great deal.  OK…I done..stick a fork in me…heehee! 

Lori - Thank you fer saying dat about my DS.  He tried to play me, drop my name cuz at worked with da cops.  I member getting calls dat they found him out after curfew…I tail da cop…’treat him like you wud any other juv! And thank you for the courtesy call!’  LOL.   LMAO on dat Thought for the Day.  I show to DH…we can’t remember what cartoon dat dawg was ….ooo it jes hit me…wasn’t he ‘deputy dawg’???  LOL  

And thank you for sharing…I kno how hard that can be cuz I too was molested…at age 11, in my own home, in my own bed, and watched as he molested my sister in the bed next to me (but she never woke up)…he…was my moms bf and drunk on his ass.  My mom filed, he went to jail…but after she saw me on the stand and the HELL the defense atty put me thru…mom dropped the charges.  Me…the victim, made to look like…I jes don’t kno what…but I felt horrible and when an adult, I often wondered if he did it to someone else…ugh.  I am sorry ((Lori))!

Julie - I kno I sed I was done…but your comment made me think what I tail my DD.  I went thru her room…she not happy…tail me she gonna call on me…I dialed for her.  Desk Sgt he tail her that as long as she under MY roof…I can search her room anytime I want…she has no right to privacy in her mothers home.  HEHEHEHEEE!  (((Julie))) and hoping and praying all heals goodliest!!

OMG - REALLY??? LizLemon???  And I thought it took me along time to recover.  Mese tinks you hold da record!

Lara - ‘end of your comfort zone’….soooo f’n true!

OOOpppsss Dorfy - didn’t see u der…did I make u spill ur jd on u puter agin?  Tank u too for da kind woids bout my DS.  I am sooo fercited you n Katwinka gonna meet up and get some face-time in jes 11 days…wooohooo!  And I must tail da Katwinka dat u will keep her up most of da night…uh huh…I vouch for dat…yeppers! 

And Cynlouwho has her bestest fwend arriving in what…jes 7 days…ooo mese…our goils gonna bees sooo happy!!

Here anudder dwink fer u Dorfy!!  ChEARs!!!

Gotta go put da feed bag on DH…BRB!

ennybody still dwinking? Suz, you said you be back, waaaaaa! Bernie, wake up! ChrissyB, come in and dwink with mese... mese can't sleepn all e tenders n wenches is mia! wats a goil gotta do to git un dwink around her, geez!! whose detained mese loyal soyvvents! Pants!!! Jock!!! sumbuddy , n e buddy!! omg!

Good Day Bernie---I love waking up to funnies and u do that. Santa's extra funny.  Hope u'r doing well.

Sorry Dork--everyone must be sleeping or arranging cookies-hahaha

Good Morning Bernie, Cami and Julie

Good morning! Now you all show up, darn.

LOVE your new avatar Cyndie Lou Who.

Mese playing hookie todey, just not feeling up to going through the routine.

Thanks for the kind words girls, that incident was a long time ago, and fortunately it does not have an effect on me! I was just trying to reiterate the fact about “victims”.

Hey Cami, I’ll bet some Peppermint Schnapps would be goot in dat hot chocolate too? As for your blood work, sounds like you mostly need some supplements? And not really meds? I hope so. Altho they are still a pill, and most of them are dern horse pills. Which is the main reason I slack on mine. My Vit. D is a horse pill, but only have to take once a week. Sweet words from you about our friendships here, and so very true. Now aren’t you glad you quit lurking and joined us?

Dorothy, it is a shame about my DH’s family. My main concern is for the children’s safety, due to the condition of the house. But I have been told to mind my own business and stay out of it. I have protective services, to ask if it deserved a visit, they said absolutely! Neglecting a home, is neglecting the children and neglect is abuse. Here is an email I got from my step daughter……Mind you, they have known for over a month that we are coming. The children are in school during the day, and mom is home as well!

Where are you guys staying at this weekend?

Just a head's up, I wouldn't recommend surprising us at our place -- our home is an absolute mess, and I'm embarrassed to have anyone over. I've been so busy and stressed out with trying to search for a job, car repairs, freelance assignments, and all of the holiday activities and demands. So the place looks like it got hit by an earthquake. And a tsunami. Or maybe I'll just say it's the Mayans' fault because they said the end of the world is coming on Friday.

But we will be more than happy to come visit you at your hotel. And the kids will be especially happy if there is a heated pool!

Oh Dorfy, I know who “Mike” is. Cami posted a picture of a hottie, and I was asking if THAT was “Mike”………….LOL. Can’t wait to hear about all of those shenanigans you and Wawa will be getting into. Well, with the “T” in Stella’s name, standing for TROUBLE, she no doubt has found some.

Ahhhhhhh SuzieQT, I see weese tinking alike wif the de hot chocolate, but meese din’t mention brandy. Yes, I tink that was Deputy Dog. Sorry dat you too had to go through that chit (((((Sue))))), but weese already discussed that and we bof ok . Love the remarks to the cops or CPS, and no privacy in your mother’s home…..lol.

Dang Dorothy, still up so late. If my calculations are right, it says you posted 7 hours ago, that was about midnight my time, and 3 ayem for you!

Good ones BBBB, but I have to admit, I read “party” gate, instead of pearly!

Dis is Waldo

There were books and such called "Where's Waldo". Different settings and you had to find him. He was always dressed like this, so you would know him when you found him.

Lori, I am glad you did not bump me. What a shame for those g'kids of yours, I have a hug for you (((Lori))).  I did finally fall asleep but it was close to 4am. I was going to try to go in today but just do not have it in me to get through the day. It hurts alot to wear a bra, the other day, i wore a tank top and made a titty using one of the cups from my pocket bras and stuffing it with poly stuffing. But the home made foob shifted and I fear getting the stuff inside my shitty tittyless hole. I have managed to clean it out using a qtip and peroxide as directed but I just can't take another minute of being at work and dealing with all the chit.

Goils, I do not want any of you crying for me and if I catch you, I will send my people to give you sumting to cry about. I am okay and know that this phase will pass and the pain will lesson. I jest need to take it easy for the next few weeks, get more sleep and not worry about the damn job. I am nervous as I texted, called and emailed my new boss and have not heard back. I get paranoid that he is mad. And to add insult to injury, there has been a huge change with upper management this week (VP's and directors) and my VP was terminated on Tuesday. It was quite shocking to say the least. But for once, I am taking control of my body and have taken a double dose of percocet and am gonna just sit tight and lay around today. Ok, I might do some work after I get more sleep. I am up now and had coffee so I can't get back to bed yet. I figured I might as well hang here and dwink some of those ubber delish peppermint patty dwinkies and stuff my face with the cookies that the tenders made.

BikerBernieBeautifulBabe, OMG, your joke cracked me the hail up. and de pic of Santa at de chit house instead of the Scmidt house made me spit out mese peppermint dwinkie. Where do you find these jokes? I have asked and others have asked, hmmm, seems you are keeping it to yerself. I was waiting for you to wake up, sorry I prodded you but I wuz lonely and wanted to partay with ye.

So I am a nervous wreck and feeling guilty for not making it to work. A sorta funny story...my left eye was bothering me yesterday and while I was working, I jest could not take the pain anymore. I looked in the mirror and saw that my eyeball was beat red. I said to my dernself "chit, I have pink eye again", OMG, I can't get a break. So I take out my contact lense and I am glad I looked at it with two pairs of glasses, it had a tear in it which was irritating the eyeball. It is much better today.

Camille, I waited for you last night too, you are usually up in de wee hours of de aye em. But I am glad for you that I did not see ya cause dat means you was sleeping. I loved your stories about your friend Donna, she sounds like an angel sent from above. And the things she does for that precious lil g'son of yours jest melts mese fart. I tank God dat mese fart does not smell bad when it melting. I also tank God for you in my life. As Lori said, SO glad you stopped lurking and joined us. We are de most awesome group of goils on all of BCO.

A note to Mema Sue, I have started again with the vitamins and suppliments. I am out of multi's, thought I had another bottle and will be replacing them hopefully today. But I have started on B12, C, D, flax seed oil and calcium. What am I missing? Ya see, Mema said that she would BUY them for me if I could not afford them, bless her heart. And bless my credit card, I am spending my income tax refund but thankfully, that will hold me over and keep my head above water with the bills through the spring and I can pay down my credit card debt. It jest sucks as half of it is medical and the other half, living expenses due to not getting my full income while on STD. By de way, I did make a typo the other day, I get 66.6% of my base pay and 66.6% of my average annual commision which is not much.

I am so thankful for each of you. Again, please do not cry over my issue, I will get past this as long as de world does not end tomorree and if it does, like NM said, it will not matter lol.

And where on earth is my Katwinka de dwinka goil friend? Has anyone heard from her? I am praying that all is well with her and I have a feeling dat sumting not right. Please all join me, let's hold hands and pray that all is well. And whilest we at it, let's all pray for de families of de masacre in CT, pray for each of us and our families and loved ones, pray for the sick, poor and homeless people and also pray for world peace. I nearly gonna give up on my hope for peace on Earth but nope, not giving up. Finally, I pray for all victims of de world dat ye all get the rights you so deserve. I hate hate hate hearing these stories of how the FN perps have more rights than the victims, dat is sooooo effed up. Ok, Amen. And sorry I cursed when talking to God.

I jest checked mese work email and mese boss, Mark responded. He said hakuna matata. Whew, dat make me feel better. Dat and you goils...

Again, stop crying for mese and feeling sorry for mese. I has a good life, people who love me, a roof over mese head, food in mese belly and am in good health. yep, I said it and it true. I tank God for mese health and know dis is jest anudder one of life's manny obstacles. I gets mad when yese cry for mese (CYNDIE and SUE and LORI), I see you now...knock it de ef off or mese people gonna slap yese faces til dey look like smacked-asses!

Katwinka, I am gonna find you. Mese people know how to do jest that. Love and prayers to you my love. jest 10 days and wese meet, woooo hooo, dat thought made mese smile. But I will smile bigglier when i find you and know all is well.

CheeRs, love and peace goils!

ps, been writing this for awhile, sawry if mese bumped anyone, have a feeling it might be NM!

Hakuna Matata.

Hi everyone

can u believe people are buying a ton of guns now great stores are selling out

Mema I am sorry that happened

I was kidnapped and attacked by a taxi driver when I was in England.  Had the satisfaction of seeing the B****** get 9 years in jail.  He had done it 12 times but I got his licence no.

All jokes courtesy of google, facebook and my friends

aww, Bernie, so berry sorry you went through that. but you are my hero for putting the SOB behind bars. dis is one of those times that I say I HATE PEOPLE. Not all people but bad people. That ass is probably out of jail and still on the prowl. People like that usually end up killing someone. Damn, what has dis world come to???

Orla? Are you alright? Please tell me that is not your shower. And please tell me why on earth you posted a pic of a shower stall full of toast????? I am berry concered about ye mental health. I am concerned about mine as well, jest sayin!

Well DorkY had a berry difficult night so tis now de time to crawl back into mese bed and rest my sad sad body. I keep asking God why me and he is not talking.

Lots of love to all of you wonderful goils!

Oh (((HUGS))) all around for all of u. Such horror --Bernie u are one smart lady, getting the number. And Kat it's another shocker. Oh my heart is so sad all of u have gone thru so much- I always said for all the good there is there is evil too. Ooohhhh

And Dork u've been going thru so much u r always bring everyone laughs and happiness--u'r a brave goil.

OK I want all those cookies, that would comfort me now. I hope u'r resting Dorky u really need it.

And Goldie I'm so glad I stopped luking and came in this is the bestest place to be. oops spilled my Hot Chocolate (wink) hol on--I'm licking it up--No it didn't go on the floor.

Well I'm tired hahaha (lazy) so I'm ready for a nap and so is my Katie-Kat she sitting next to me pushing on my leg. I enjoy our cat-naps she's so cuddly and calming. So I'll check in later Love to u all. Oh wait--that conversation was hysterical Goldie--it's so cute-

And I too am wondering about the toast- altho it did make e thing of breakfast.

OMG Lara, they had to have rigged that vid....there isn't even a cord on that "hot" knife! LOL...Guess that 'splains all the toast in the shower, they cut SO much taking the video that they put all that toast in the shower to cool it off.....