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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited December 2012

    Can u read what I wrote????

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    oh look who jest showed up to hailp!

    ooh sweet Jesus, I tink I need a fan!

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  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Member Posts: 16,818
    edited December 2012

    Where can?!

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    cheers

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    I saw you Camille but seams you nessappeared and de boy I let in de door is MIA too. Hmmm. Jest doing my part.

    oh my, somebuddy is at de back door knocking. it is sumone who does not have de secret code to get in, I wonder who it be!!! Camille, ken you get off of that man and let him in please? Mese biddy dwinkin errr I mean hailping de tenders cooking a fat fest. it will be soyved up shortly, shirly it will!

    Dork, de page filler is on duty!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    he for you, Unde'Shan. You like? If not, I trade ya, mese gotz Pants right now but he has no Pants, hehe, corny? Yep... mese soo boring dis night, jest trying to fill de pages up for mission P1K! Mese a good goil.

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited December 2012

    'll take him Dork--I'm so far bhind. and so confuxed today. WTF

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    good job getting yer dwink Shannon dahling. de tenders tank ye. uh, I tailed dem to scratch de dinner plans. well really, I was jest trying to lure Camille out and mese was successfoil!

    I SEE YOU CAMILLE, you looking berry purdy tonight. I like yer hair and nails, lovely color and suits you well.

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    oh it is Wench Candy, she looking good. She looking for CynCyn, I tailed her to grab a stool, Cyn will find her!

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    He's a keeper Dork,and so is dis one. Wow,mese hands are full,who wants one?

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    Candy's panties are funnneeee, she is a character, dat goil. Camille, did you open de door? Mese still biddy filling dwinks and pages and cleaning and cooking and dwinking and doing de laundry and feeling de tenders, twying to figure out which is bigliest of all. Where bese ChileBOY? I tink he with Katwinka!

    damn, I is getting antsy, mese gots werk to do. In addition to de above, mese wants to paint. I tail ye a story. It boring as hail but nonedeless will fill page. and if not mese get mad. Ya see, I ordered a big order on Cyber MonKeydey and in it was some BUTTER TOFFEE COFFEE!! Mese had tWO CUPS SINCE MIDNIGHT CUZ MESE GONNA DO SUM PAINTING. I tink enny way. Sawry for being boring. ALi right, silly mese!!! .... WDF wuz mese tinking apologizing for being dwunk last night? And what difflent den enny odder night? Right?

    CHEERS. MUGS OF BEERS! Chis, need beer for CYN CYN. Dat not nice of Candy not bwinging her a big beer. mese hope it big enuff to get to de next fn page, arhhhhggg!!!

    here you go Cyn! I picked up spayshall Natti jest for ye. I picked dis one cuz de chickie has berry purty titties, indEEd!

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    Looks like he needs rescuing,who knows mouth to mouth???

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    uh oh, look who at de door, security??

    oh MESE ooooh MISE, my humblessed apologies. Dis guy sez he looking for Stella? Where is Stella anyway? I was tinking she was heading to Cammy's crib. CAMMY?????? Did you know dis guy was in town?? Ick, if Allison see dis, dere will be puke in de lounge. He gross, looks like he not has a shower in a week, dat greasy hair and OMG<<<<<<<<DAT STINKING UGLY-ASS MOLE. WHeRe is our HTL Securetty StaFF when WESE REALLY NEED DEM>>> OMG!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    mese gone swimming, any joiners?

    SWEET SHAN, tank ye tank ye. De boys gonna get ye a dwink once dey deal with this moler focker who sneaked in de back door by portending to be de pizza boy. oh hail, chit, what to do?

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    ooops,looks like anudder one fell in,i've got dis one

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    Meat Tony, he here to take care of tings

    He works for ATT during de dey and is moonlighting. Ting is, Moler Foker is missing. Camille, WHERE IS STELLA?? DAMN IT. No no, mese not mad at you, mese mad at me goil Stella. She not called in 4 deys and thirteen hours. She gonna get a spanking and a punch in de head for being so dumb.

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    Pinned ImageDis de security youse looking for D?

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    Oh Unde', you really find some hot n big boyz. Chrissy, you still breathing? You need anudder dwink???? here ye go. You okey Shannon? I know it scary seeing dat ugly shweat hog in de lounge. I say we tie him up and do some water torture!! Dwink up goils! ROundS for all.

    dis will keep mese hydrated!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    oh hell yeah Shannon, good job. you always find de hottest boys. Let me hug ya cuz mese appresheAte yer kindness.

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    Mese still here,but dat boy scared me. I have to wash out my eyes with bleach after seeing him.Lucky we have dis muscle to throw his tiny self outta here. Dis will be de island I buy right after winning the lottery. Wish me luck,luck.luck

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    oh look who I jest found. yep, sumone in big big trouble. NO BOYS FOR A MONTH, sister. You sooo naughty! I nessappointed in ye, Stella.

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  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Member Posts: 16,818
    edited December 2012

    Oo goils!!! I tink ise needs ta come up for some air!........an some licker!!!!.......oh yeah!.....jest bemembered that ise weally wonts be needing da licker coz I been lickerin all de times........dose tenders sure keeps a goil biddy!!

    Oo Undy!!!! Dey sure are some putty islands youse been photographing!!! Oh ! I see......lol.....ise puts needed glasses on an now I can see dose weally are some purty islands you been photographing........Mmm .......mmmmm.......mmmmm......I bees happy to do some wescue woik!!!!!!!

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited December 2012

    OMG he's here get him out n Stell showed up late tonite and she was so stinkin wasted I sent her with John Boy--they be back

    (I've screwed up my puter when stella came--I couldn't handle her--Itnk she did it--I don't get mad fast but my compooter. please,

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    Dis a smaller island,Catalina in Cali. Very famous but too small for us so I keep looking.

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited December 2012

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited December 2012

    Dork help, I got the screen all sucked up----WHY

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  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Member Posts: 646
    edited December 2012

    Chrissy,Cami,you have to help with dese pages. I'm taking a break and getting a dwink from de fountain D brought in.

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited December 2012

    dat a beautiful Island Unde', Dork impressed.

    Mese gonna go to de chapel and say some prayers. Is it ok to pray to get to de next page? Mese got work to do!!

    de boy ye see is not one of our tenders and he has nothing on our boys. not sure why he is going into our chapel.  Where'd Cammy go? She hiding JohnBoy for Stella? Would she do dat? If Stella been with her, I tink Camille could be sweet talked into letting de moler focker scum fugly-ass stay with Stella. Ick, now Stella needs an exterminator. I pray that Stella jest stop loving dat boy NOW. Dear God, has mercy. Mercy becoup!!!

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