OMG I found my way back--whew Now I need 2 drinks--

I wrote efore lost it--I said Dork--funny--Chrissy excited about the wedding and some silly stuff---Slept really slept all day. Now I'm awake--My D woke me up.

Then it didn't take the post--said something about cookies--I needed some kind of cookies--I gooles that the first thing was sugar cookies WTFwe have none--so contiued almost had to reprogram this whole suchin thing and I have no idea what I'm doing, thenI ot back here somehow--so here I am --somehow for 45 mins. I'm ot techy

Hi girls--I wrote such a nice post to everyone (sob) it's gone and so is eveyone I bet.

OMG I found my way back--whew Now I need 2 drinks--

I wrote efore lost it--I said Dork--funny--Chrissy excited about the wedding and some silly stuff---Slept really slept all day. Now I'm awake--My D woke me up.

Then it didn't take the post--said something about cookies--I needed some kind of cookies--I gooles that the first thing was sugar cookies WTFwe have none--so contiued almost had to reprogram this whole suchin thing and I have no idea what I'm doing, thenI ot back here somehow--so here I am --somehow for 45 mins. I'm ot techy

Hi girls--I wrote such a nice post to everyone (sob) it's gone and so is eveyone I bet.

I'm so confused---

Chrissy I was saying to u how exciting when u'r DD is etting married It's loads of everything then there's a time of rest then it starts all over again--hahaha I walked my DD's down the aisle and my brother married them--it's so touching and lad when it's over. But during that time it's so warm and comfy with u'r DD--and u've got the warmth now--what we had it's horrible. I hated it.

well chit, Chrissy...I have instructed each tender to take turns fanning you up and down. I hope they make you feel better. I do not like that kind of heat either but would also trade you for a few days. It is going to be unseasonably warm in dese parts of de world, going into de mid to uppar 60's early dis week. I am not a fan of de winter season nor do I like temps over 85. My poyfect day is 82 degrees with no humidity and abundant sunshine. I made a pitchar of dwinks jest for ye and funny ting, I shall name dem dwinks de parfect dey. Here ya go, I made it meseself. It is lemonaide, I grew de lemons mese darn self jest for you. Den I squeezed dem like mese likes to squeeze Pant's Christmas balls hehe. Den I pit a whole bottle of wazbarry wodka den mese filled it up with home made ice cubes. Here ya go, dwink up my fwend.

I made de pitchar biggly to hailp in de misson of page N1K (code for pg #1 tousand)

Unde', chit about ye credit card gitting comprimised. I tink it might be dat person from New Jersey. And for de record, mese and mese people had nuttin to do with either yers nor KatwinkaDeDwinka's credit card thiefairys. Dese berry bad people and I 2nd de motion to wish de culprits diareah for 77 months, dat will teach dem. If mese sliparry hands got on anudder poyson's credit card, you bet your booty dat I'd buy thousEnds of dolleRs of liKKer, hell yea. Wat wrong with people?

Ok, i has to find some jokes or pixchars to fill dese here pages. PK1K cuming up. WeSe only has a few hours so goils, get your asseses in here and dwink. and post ebery dwink you dwink. I start, okey?

I was reading how this all got started and I loved the story. I used to read this before I ever came on and laugh but I didn't quite get it all--until I got a tender. LOL and I tought what fun this is, but I didn't come in cuz u gals were so funny and I just read it. Then I got involved and enjoy u all so much, so much and all the funnies (where's Bernie?) and all the other pics. toooo nice. And here I am Thank u all.

Dork ---(me waving) can u see me--I slept all day, didn't mean to when I got up I saw they had chicken and I thought that's a strange brkfixt--then I went back to sleep----Never done dat WTF---My DD offered me cereal----brat

oh mese oh mise, dis look yummmy!

and some keela for our dear Mema Sue, me tink she will like dis

and for mese Katykins

and mese tink Chrissy needs more to dwink, here ye go, dis will cool ya down

BIG CHEERS!!

BIG EarZ!!

BIG DWINKS!!

(BERRY) BIG TENDERS!!

Next mese gonna cook some Italian food. I will lure Ms. Cammy in with de aroma.

okey, I just cut up all de pastas mese making and dey is boiling. shirly will be delish, make dat UBBER DELISH!! hehehe!

GET ME TO A NEW PAGE ALREADY BOYZ! Cam, I see you heard me call ye. I calling Chrissy B as well. Come on goils, it is a page partay, fill em up hehehe!!

Can u see me Dork? I don't know if my posts are showing up???

Mese Dwank all dat Jack Daniels, oooops. I shall propoze a's toastests for my MemaSue, me saying prayers too. while de pasta is draining and cooling, I tink I can slug dis down.

oh dat one big dwinky! I gotta find one for Unde'Cove'goil! And where is Lara, come on out and partay! last one in is a rotten stanky egg!!!

I jest doing as I was told like the good girl I am. I jest trying to fill de page here.......a little help wouldn't go astray!.......boo yeah!!!!!!

Dork where you at girl?! Kathy? Undy? Camy? Bernie? Where da hail did ebberybuddy go?!!!!! Coooooooie!!!!!! Any buddy here?!!!!!

Well ise is headin for da pewel coz ise needs to cool off............s p l a s h!!!!!!!!!! Ooo dat is so nice and coowel just da way I likes it.........

uh ohhh, where'd mese wine go? should I edit? nope, I like de size. I going to get to de next page if it takes me til de sun comes up in America.

let me twy agen

sorry de dinner is delayed. Chile boy whipped up some appy's for ye all. Cuz tings are delayed. Hmm, lettme check and see how long til de boys serve de fat fest food. Seems Jock was detained under de barstool. hmmm, who's dat I see on top of him?????? Lemme guess!!!