how about drinking?

O Tay Den....WaWa....u kno Dorfy not gonna claim jes ONE...she gonna claim at LEAST two.   O mese!!!  Not that I blame her..cuz once I get my 'toys'....I promise der will be 2 named after our 'tenders'...I'm jes saying!!

Well said, SuzieQ! And I ditto.....

Barmen!

Well said Mema,I was wondering how our party animal was. You here to show us young'ins how it's done? I think Lara and I will learn a lot from you in Vegas,can't wait! Until then I party with you all night here!

Awwwwww, I almost started bawling too....your poor baby girl. AND how sweet is that, that she wanted to tell you she loves you. Very touching. Sure hope she is feeling better tomorrow and that she gets some sleep tonight (you too!). ((((Jen, Sue))))

Hey Sue, I love you too,

Kathy

Oh Oh Sue.....I bettah git ya some ice cubes, cuz once the Tenders see what you wrote youse might be in HOT watah. Cuz it sounded like you were gonna name your speschual *toys* after two of the tenders....dis is whut you wrote..."..cuz once I get my 'toys'....I promise der will be 2 named after our 'tenders'...I'm jes saying!!" And you made a promise, but now dey will be named after 2 of the Down Under guyz?  OK, jest so you are still in good standing (or lying down!) wif de tenders, mese habs an idea....all youse needz ta do is to git at least FOUR toys, yuppers, dattell do it! LOL, mese jest kiddin wid youse!!

LOL....Toyland...we should add that store to the HTL...behind the Casino!

I had my excisional biopsy last week and I went in yesterday for my post-op visit/path report and I have been told that I have DCIS with micro-invasion.  I took a friend with me for another set of ears (my mistake!).  I stayed and visited with her for awhile yesterday before coming home and as soon as her boyfriend got home she cracked open a beer, so that was my cue to leave as I know she was going to get drunk.  She calls me up last night and tells me she got me onto military insurance as she knows the commander of the american legion, WTF??  I was not in the military the required 180 days to qualify for any type of benefits and I know this from talking to the VA.  She then proceeded to tell me that she did this so that I can sell Avon under her to cancer patients!!  OMG, for one thing it was not her business to tell anyone my diagnosis and I am not going to sell anything to a cancer patient!! That is just mean and I was so upset and all I can do is sit here and cry.  I am just having a super bad day!!!!  I want someone to twinkle their nose and make me well.  Plus I learned today that my step-grandma died on monday from cancer and an aneurysm. 

Btw, I am feeling better now, just still in shock.

Welcome Windlass!!! Hope you stick around for a while. 

Blackcat..I think your friend had good intentions but a bit assuming. People just dont really think things thru and want to be helpful.

Cami..I lose posts all the time and its usually when its a long one. The blue arrow works but not all the time...Lori's advice about putting your post on a note pad and copy and pasting is a good idea...I dont follow my own advice tho and usuUally just say eff it if I loose my post and type a new shorter version.

DorK..good job coming up with all the names..that last Wench's name stumped me.

Lots going on here last night....Kathy...funny chit about the action your bathroom see's.  I have a real hard time doing that in someone else's house..especially with them there..In TX I only went when D was at work..other wise ..I didnt go..I think it was scared to come out. 

KK..its that time.... ~ hi ho ~ 

haha...BBBBernie...thats funny...some think its cute to hear a 94 year old say something like F*** Off...bet her roomate didnt think it so cute...lmao.

LOL Wawa, habing your way wif ChileBoy and I can see you pulling him around with whatever that is you have hold of…..LMAO.  I haven’t been to photo bucket, I put pictures on FaceBook to post here, I have an album that is “private” no one can see them except me. OMG, I entered a “Hot Pants” contest, was held in Detroit, several hundreds of girls. I didn’t win, but came in in the top 50 and the other girls I went with, we got our picture in the paper!!

Shannon, you forgot Hunk. And seems like there was another one, I think Lara posted him. Ah, DorK got him. He was Pit Boss at a casino that Kathy and Junie went to . Well Kathy still goes and still see’s him. I think he is in the video, on the tv screen. Kathy, Eric is real too. The other wench is Sugar.

Cami, love the name you have for your doctor. If you can get the name, I might be able to find a picture of him. Is it on any of your prescription bottles?

Hi Wind, and a warm welcome and thanks for not judging us. Altho we would just ignore you, we do that to those that come in here and try to bust on us. We are here to have fun, and that is just what we do. You are welcome to have all the lager you want.

Sue, your words about our thread and us girls is spot on. You should get a Tender foy dat one, jes sayin. Love your story about Jengirl and your SIL, did the ginger help?

BlackCat, you are in the right place. We will help you get through everything, or at least try. You will have to have a talk with your friend, once you find the right words. Sorry to hear about your step gram, I hope she led a full happy life.

LOL Cyn, kids didn’t want to go swimming???

Found a drink to honor one of our newbies, for our DOTD

BLACK CAT

• 1 shot blue curacaoshopping list
• 1 shot vodka (can be      flavored, if you're feeling adventurous) shopping list
• 3 shots lemon lime soda      shopping list
• 1 shot cranberry juiceshopping list
• 1/2 shot      fresh squeezed lime juice

Shake together the curacao, vodka, lime juice and soda. Pour the cranberry juice into the bottom of a tall glass. Gently over the back of a spoon, pour the alcohol mixture over top. Serve with black cat cocktail stirrer (the drink should be stirred just before drinking) and a lime curl or slice.

Sounds pretty good, I'm a wodka fan!

Awwww BlackCat, I will apologize for your "friend" (see, i didn't say the 's" woid)! Some people just don't know what to say or do, and think they are helping. Hope you are feeling better today!

I am funcused Lori....I know Eric is real, but did I say he wasn't? I looked back on my posts and couldn't find anything. I very well remember when Sue brought him here!!! That dwink looks soooooo purty!!!

OLara, hmmmmm....well I might grab that if I were in the men's bathroom, and had a THICK piece of paper towel, then would just spend it at some place where they were very rude!!! Haha, would serve them right, don'cha think???

CyndieLouWhoHasNewWheels, Hope you are enjoying your new car, it really looks sharp!!

NM, How are you doing? I miss it when you are working and can't post in the ayem! But just SO glad you have a job you enjoy....as you are amazing with your patients....they are lucky to be in your care!

Hi to EVERYONE!!!

Dorkie, Hope your parents made it safely to SC. When do you expect them to return to NJ?

Hugssssssssssssssssss,

KatwinkaGonnaWinkaAtDeChileBoy

@hole mess. Well whatever u'r talking about I agree with u, cuz I trust u.--Yea with everyone working it's more quiet but the end of the week for most.

Goldie hahaha that is him but a tiny bit older and cuter----so guys he's real---just not available--or is he.? LOLLOLLOL

Thanks for the Drink Goldie--'preciat it. and how

Oh he's adorable do I see a little white in his hair? Hmmm nice--No one can have them--we could be called kidnappers, oy all the trouble then.