how about drinking?

oh chit, damn it Sandy, pleaeze bix our screens right now. it is me, Dork here. I tink we ken introduce ourdamnselves to avoid massive cornfusion.

so I took off my wraps but did not shower yet. I am funcused cuz I did not find any drain thingy on my body. I got cold so jest put clothes on. uh, I tink it might be a good idea to put mese contact lenses into mese eyes so me ken see what happening. SO FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, I LOVE MESE FOOBS. but dere is a disburbing big hole or something under de foob, maybe dat is the tingy I am looking for. I decided to have a dwink, well a coffee brandy (MEMA left me some brandy, oh she a bad influence haha, jk).  dat is in lou of having a valium. so ya see, I will put mese eyes in and check out dis incision and see if mese can find what de doc talking about. BUT BUT BUT is so happy de shitty titty is unshitty. can I have a wooo hoooo?  can I hab a yay? can I have an ALLIlouYA? woop wooop wooop!

about de storm, I was watching news coverage and have a berry bad feeling about mese sisters house in ocean city nj. it does not look good. this is a pic I took from facebook of ocean city, not sure where it is but my sister is only one block from the ocean. I talked to her last night and she said that she is more concerned for the loss of lives than for material things such as her home. she is heavily insurance and knew when they moved there permanently that it came with risks. I still teared up and started to cry when I saw coverage on the local news. the storm is hurricane is set to make landfall about midnight and high tide is between 8 and 9 pee em. it ain't gonna be pretty.  tell me if those of you not on facebook can see this:

I am mostly worried about the people on the barrier islands who have not evacuated. I keep thinking of the hurricane that hit New Orleans and have terrible images in my head.  Please pray that tide does not come as high as predicted, if that happens, they will be many loss of lives. Hate to "dampen" the spirit of the lounge, just asking for prayers for the people affected. It is still relatively calm here but we have two full days to get through.

Bernie, love love loved seeing your party pics, you look awesome and so happy. thank you so berry much for sharing them.

Allison, I jest heard on de news that the State of Kentucky has sent a fleet of vehicles to help with restoring power. There are many power outages around but I am still with power. As long as I have ice for my JD, I am set!

Love you girls and promise to keep you posted!

Bernie greeeeattt pics that first pic guy on the left so hottttttt mybe I should come visit LOVE IT

still have power here anxiety waiting .....

hurricane party yessss starting to drink now my travel has been seized im off all weekk I hope something hits my car omgg lol parked it next to a very big tree

Im stocked on booze and water

all the gas satations have lines its crazy

this is not a laughing matter but thought this was appropriate here

I ahvent met u have I Rak no one said this was a laughfing manner

lol omg

Hi Orange - nice to meet you. Are you in the storm's path too? It's sunny and 80 degrees in AZ today but then the other ladies must be getting a bit tired of hearing that. Love this thread but jumping in as a newbie is hard so I made a list of screen names, real names and location so I can sorta follow along with all the dwinkin goin on here. Heh heh

OMG this is spooky--I don't like this, I took 2 xanax maybe that will help--I'm so worried for u guys.

OK here u go Dork---YYYAAAYYY for good tits---what's the whole for?--When u drank did anything come out of the whole? Maybe u should keep that covered.

And Bernie I love u'r pictures--U are beautiful, u'r hair is kind of like mine--nice and short--I love it, and everyone looks so fun and happy. WONDERFUL

Dork, r u staying put or have the evacuated or should u leave, no flights out right---I was going to say get on a plane and stay here we have an extra room and Joey can sleep with me, so that's 2 extra room and I would take care of u, bit I jist remembered no flights. I would take care of u-oh and u can teach me how to take care of me.--Please keep us posted at all times, on FB too---and that pic. of NY it's unreal and it's true???? OK OK I know I make more people nerveous with my jammering I'm sorry --OK I'll lighten up. U'll be fine--u'r a smart woman. U'll do the right things.

the post is messed up again omg sorry Rak welcome Im also typing really fast sorry for typos

Xanax give me one

   Just jokin' around here--tring to see a smile.

Love the pic BBBBernie!!!!  Looks like you had a lot of fun for your Birthday in Belgium...!!

Raku...did I tell you I lived in PHX for 3 years...thats where I was before moving here to FL...I dont recall if I mentioned that to you or not.  I got really sick of beautiful weather every day...lol...really I did..I need weather phenom..well, not like the North East is getting right now..I paid my dues up there...I am thinking of you girls up there and hoping you are all safe and comfortable.  It a breezy 70ish degree day here in FL and not a cloud in the sky.

I voted yeahhhh....and they gave me a sticker to prove it!!!  haha.

Gotta work in an hour....that should be fun.

Rakla, I have had so many issues with my recon, jest had breast surgery 12 I think. had bmx, debridement, te out, te's in, implants in, implant out, two re excision surgery to try to save the implant, then had lat flat on righty, got implant back in dec 2011 and it has twice taken a poop and dropped and shifted down and into my armpit. but at de end of de day, I am happy and think this time was de charm. dey don't look too purdy with clothes off but i am smoking hot with my clothes on.

Hiya Orange, we really do have a way of funcusing newbies here with all of our names. thanks for the invite, you are so sweet. i do not need to evaculate, I am far enough inland to keep from sinking into the ocean. I hope you are safe too. I am a bit concerned as we have not heard from NM. this storm is so large and is affected the entire northeast as well as hundreds of miles inland.

I am having a JD with pepsi n a touch of segrams daquari cooler, dis is a hurricane party, bring yer own humbrellas! cheers!

OOPS - DID not see this page.

Orla, spit out my drink laffing at de doggies tail wooping in the kitty. My dogs to that to each other, so cute.

Cyn, congrats on voting, I hope yer two spayshal votes (non pres) pass. I do not know who you voted for president and I won't ask.

Cam, sorry for you and your sister and cousin.

Raku, i spelled yer name wrong, blame it on jack. he bad.

ok, I think this might be a fake pic but I thought it was funny. disclaimer - do not try to jump on dis ting, it is dangerous especially for dwunks!

I still have not showered, my DD decided she needed one so I boiled eggs instead. and played on facebook and bco. ahhh, libing de life of leisure aint so bad.

Cyn, hoping yer work day is not too crazy. if ennyone gib u chit, tell them to talk to Alli and Sue.

cheers!

I just read that it was taken in CT, probably closer to the ocean that i am. I am jest having a good ole time facebooking, it has been a long time since I have been forced to jest have fun.

I did not find anything on my body or in the sticky thing that was attached to my body. I am baffled. I am not worrying about it, there is jest nothing there. I listened to the docs voicemail again and he mentioned something about it being something for pain, not drain. It certainly was not the ON-Q pain pump thing, I would recognize that. The hole that I saw is just a lot of purple dye or something.

you are funny Cam, if you were on that trampoline, I am guessing you would have shit in yer pants hehehe! how ya feeling today doll? how is everyone? I know that Alli and Sue must be having a blast. I have not heard from them but understand that it is jest too hard to take time away from all the fun to write. I cant wait to see pics. I still have pics, have to figure out how to upload. I think photobucket is no longer, it merged with another pic website, I cant figure it the hell out. so i jest drink, it is the answer to frustration, pain, sowwow and anyting that ails mese! dwink up goils, I am!

 I brought the drinks now who's bringing de boyz?

Sandy has brought our temps down here..its welcome...DorK...are those folks all dressed as the Gay pink telle tubbi?

Glad you had a good trip Kathy.....I bet the snow in the Mts was beautiful to see...do you Ski?  Not I...I would break something for sure..I would rather stay inside with hot adult beverage...or sit in a hot tub with champaign..or wine..or anything really. 

Orla...Im going to see BBBBernie this summer..Juneish probably.