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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited October 2012

    Hiya girls,

    Happy Pinktober,  blessings to all of my bwests fwends and chugs n mugs of monkeydey spiirits. 

    How did dis happen? Last I knew I was partaying and it now time to work, waaaaaaaah! I dunt wanna get weady for work, I wanna dwink!

    cHEErs!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited October 2012

    Yes, Happy Pinktober to all our bwesties!!! And MonkeyDey too....woohoo.....and Dorkie I hope your MonKeyDey will be as smooth as monkey dwoppings. Oops, too eurly for dat kinda writing....devil made me do it. Wish I cud dwink too,but gotta work too.

    Taking my dad to his new eye dr this morn, but lots of rain and storms this ayem....they also predict possible tornadic activity this afternoon. PLUS we *think* our tenant moved out yesterday.....not much communication...so gotta check that out today and see how much work we have to do before we list it for rent again. Hard when they only stay 1 yr, as there is SO much to do. I like to get it SPOTLESS (unlike my house!), and make sure everything works well, etc. Might do more upgrades, not sure, as this area does not always attract the best tenants. Oh fun......(NOT)!

    Have a good day, my fellow dwunks...stay safe...but HAVE FUN!!!!

    Hugsssssssssssssss,

    Katwinka

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    Morning DahhhlinKs!

    I have 3 DOTD's to start the week.  Da Wet Pussy or Wah-Wah   Da Shadiest One   and da Tropical Fart.  Thank you goils and keep dem coming.  Makes me feel really good to be helping the local center here and I wanna tail you all dat it warms my fart that you are all helping me make this a success.  I am soo blest....ya'll da best!!

    Welcome home WaWa.  Sooo funny about your mom...1 week not 2...she missed you but sounds like she kept busy and they found the Lamp Shade...Dat is really goot news.

    DorKa JUST 23 DAYZZZZ!!!   Am so excited n I jes can't hide...I'm about to lose control and I think I like it...yeah yeah.  Ok..now dat b wif me all day...hee hee.  Hate dat you hab to go to woik taday.  I'm takin dis MonKeyDey all fer meself...gonna b a slug...mayb do da gel on me nails. 

    You goils cwacked me up...sounds like youse had lots a partying over the weekend.  Sad I missed it. 

    Bernie - I'm gonna get hooked up wif dat FB but prolly not til near the end of dis month...so don't count me out K?

    Gotta do my walk, so gotta git moving.  Will check in later....lubs lubs lubs ya'll

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  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Member Posts: 6,595
    edited October 2012

    Wisque Risque Raquel, we can be partners in crime. You the Shadiest One, me the Innocent One......LOL!

    Cyn, have to laugh at you, trying to avoid that bridge.....cute.

    Uhhhhh a house that has 7 digits in the price, and the first of those numbers is a 7, I'm not thinking chump change is gonna werk Dork!

    Ok Cami, singing Aretha for you....

    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Find out what it means to me
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Take care, TCB

    Oh (Sock it to me, sock it to me,
    sock it to me, sock it to me)
    A little respect (Sock it to me, sock it to me,
    sock it to me, sock it to me)

    YIPPEE on finding the lamp shade! I hope Dork din't git paint on it! Oh darn, sorry if your tenant moved out. I hope you can find one quickliest, or at least as soon as you are done bixing it up.

    Refreshed my page, goot thing cuz I would have bumped you into the pewl Sue. Good job on the walking, you really have been committed to dat.

    Today's DOTD is for Cami, not sure how many would order this one Sue, I wouldn't!!!!

    It's a SHOT OF RESPECT!

    Ingredients:

    • 1 part Tequila
    • 1 part 151 Proof Rum
    • 1 dash Tabasco Sauce

    Add the tequila and 151 proof rum in a shot glass.Then pour in the tabasco.

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited October 2012

    Good mornin Lovelies! Happy Monkey Day!! Just got all caught up, you girls been busy!! Sue, the DOTD thing at your work is awesome!! And wow Lori, you have come up with some great ones, as usual! Have to say I'm jealous that Kathy And Dork both have their own, the Wah-Wah and the DinkiBoo, very cool! I'm gonna search for an AlleyCat, wonder if I can find that one? Probably being Halloween month! I will try. And Juliet, my stripper name sucks too. Dallas Glitzlick. Sounds like an STD, jus sayin. When I used Mrs Vino I got Candy Lustyridge, still not much better. We will have to come up with something better!!

    Lori, love your pic, you are perty in pink Fo Sho. And Cyn and Kathy, you girls are beautimous too. Bernie, let me know about the group chat, K? So cool the FB private page, love it. Plus I get to see more pics of you lovely ladies. Yes, I am a pic stalker, lol. OLara, thought you were gonna send a pic?? WTH?? lol. And Cami, you will figure it out. Can't wait to see a pic of you with your pretty new hair, sounds great! And hope you are feeling better soonliest!!

    Gotta go now, off to work on this rainy day here in Ky. Love y'all! MUAH!

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited October 2012

    Alley Cat

    2 oz Alize liqeuer
    3 oz Grapefruit juice
    1 oz Cranberry juice
    Marischino cherry; (optional as garnish)

    Fill a 10 ounce cocktail glass with cracked ice.

    Add the Alize, then the grapefruit juice, and then the cranberry juice to top it off.

    Garnish with a maraschino cherry and serve.

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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,445
    edited October 2012
    Alley Cat cocktail recipe
    Ingredients
    1 Part Gin
    1 Part Vermouth, Sweet
    1 Part Passionfruit Liqueur
    1 Splash Violet Liqueur
    How to mix this cocktail
    Fill a shaker with ice cubes. Add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited October 2012

    Good Morning ladies. And that was nice Drk what u wrote TY. Well u all know I had oral surgery last week and I can't eat, but my dgtr (who I live with) made me a fresh rasberry smothie and I thought (relly was good) I bet it would be better with maybe vodka, there are flavored vodkas right? What a healthy drink that would make--se I'm always thing. hahaha--These drinks soud gooood. Oh if only I could type. LOL

     Not that it makes a difference to me--that's mean isn't it. hahahaa

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  • Adey
    Adey Member Posts: 3,610
    edited October 2012

    Half the time I don't know what you people are talking about and the other half I'm laughing!

    Cami-  You don't need to drink I'll order the wet pussy and you can order the virgin wet pussy?!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    Hi goils.  Welcome Adey!!  LOL on da 'virgin wet pussy'...LOL  Did I miss you somewheres on a prev page?  o well no matter...mese welcoming ya now to da HTL.  Goils...Tanks so much for da DOTD.  Alli - gonna hab to use Bernies...cuz we gotz no Alize.  I had Alize years ago with some friends of mine.  Really tasty!!

    Cami - smoothies wif wodka....DEY ROCK!!  n youse typing jes fine...think we kin all unnerstan wha u meanin!

    Alli - guess what I jes did.  I did a gel on mese nails.  I was sooo suprised!!  made 1 mistake...too thick I tink so gots a widdle bubble on mese 'birdie finger' right hand.  Never been good at doing right hand nails wif left hand n e way.  But we will see how they hold up.  If they do...am gonna buy dis stuff from me co-worker.  O...n I by-passed the color step...don't like color on me nails...so jes did the bond den da foundation den da top coat.  She even put her LED light in der for me.  10-30 seconds each coat...crazy chit...I love it!!!

    OK...gotta run again...back for Pau Hana.

    Lori - what name we use?  MemaSue?  Oh...and I lub lub lub mese stripper name.   Gotta git it in me sig.

    Later!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited October 2012

    Pau Hana time.....enny1 here??? I am totally enjoying my Seagrams! Come join me....I can't take care of ALL these horny tenders by meself....(but I can sure as heck try!)....lol...

    Had a tornado watch here all afternoon, but they just removed it. Whew! I'll dwink to that!

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited October 2012

    Im with you Kathy...but cant help with the tenders...they are all yours bebbe.

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    Yeah!!  my puter iz cooperating  I tink!  I gotz me coffee n brandy...WaWa....I take two of dem Tenders if'n ya dont mind.  Mese in neeed of a widdle...or BIG Brown Chicken Brown Cow...heeheee

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited October 2012

    Adey great idea.

    And Kathy sounds good to me.

    And I had soft cooked carrots for dinner--I STILL CAN'T CHEW RIGHT, but they were good.

      Yea like I believe it

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited October 2012

    Of course you can take some of the Tenders, Sue! Glad your puter is up and running, but don't let it run away.....enjoy dat Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.... *wink, wink*

    Cami, Funny saying! Glad the carrots tasted good, too.

    Sending all the Wenches to Cyn's tonight!

    Have a good night, loungettes!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    G'nite WaWa!!  Tanks fer sending dem Tenders my way....I wore dem out too!!

    Cami - LOL...u cwack me up!  Did u put some brown sugar on dem carrots?  YUM!

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  • rakulynda
    rakulynda Member Posts: 286
    edited October 2012

    Hello ladies!

    So happy to have stumbled across this thread and to know I'm not the only one who enjoys the libations. Yipee! Let's party!!!! Ok, back to my screwdriver. :)

    Best wishes to all fighting this crappy disease. Lynda

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    Hi Lynda...welcome to da HTL.  Glad u cud make it...clink clink kachink...I need more ice in mine...heehee.  R u a painter?   

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited October 2012

    Hi Lynda!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited October 2012

    Hi Cyn!!  I'm junk so gonna call it a night.  Told DH that I will try again tomorrow to NOT DO ANYTHING...LOL!!  Hope you have a relaxing day too...MUAH!!

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  • rakulynda
    rakulynda Member Posts: 286
    edited October 2012

    Tanks fer da warm welcum as I try to speek yer kinda lingo! Gotta stop at dink #3 as it's only 7 pm!!! yup, i'm a painter but not much painting goin on since SSDI kicked in. Mostly jest drinkin and trying hard to wait till 5 pm before the 1st one is poured! heh heh heh. Off for one more smoke fer da nite. What's it gonna do - give me ca? Oh yea, already got dat. :)

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited October 2012

    Lynda...goot job getting the beanglish down...little bit at a time....sometimes I still dont understand some chit but thats usually after Im pretty trashed..Im thinking its one more beer and bed time...

    Love ya girlzzez

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited October 2012

    Hey Linda, this is the greatest post ever, or thread whstever it's great--I finally came into it not long ago-u can let u'r hair down here (oops), whoever has some. sorry.

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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,445
    edited October 2012

    Hello Adey.You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

    Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

    The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

    By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

    The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

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  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited October 2012

    Bernie Good One LOL

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  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Member Posts: 16,818
    edited October 2012

    LMAO here Bernie!

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  • NativeMainer
    NativeMainer Member Posts: 10,462
    edited October 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes!  another quick pop in for me this am, still dragging my sorry a$$ out of bed in the ams in just about enough time to get ready for work.  Not sure why I'm so tired just now but it is getting really annoying!  Gonna try to get off work early today, come home and play ketchup. 

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited October 2012

    LOL Bernie! Tryin to wake up wid a cuppa joe.....or cupping Joe???? OH mese, oh myse.....dat devil keeps makin me say baaaaaaad chit.

    Happy Twos-Dey girls! So glad wese gits ta habs a dwink in EA hand....yipppppeeeeeee! Hope the dey goes well for ebberyone. NM, don't worry about ketching up....I always mean to do dat, but don't always find de time. Ya jest jump in, ok? But yeah, I do unnerstand wanting to know how ebbery1 is doing. Hope you get some ennnnnergie taday! I have to get paperwork ready to try to rent our condo and go and check it out and see how much work we have to do. FUN (not!). Prayers out to all that need it today......all you are spechul galz.

    Lubs,

    Katwinka

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  • Adey
    Adey Member Posts: 3,610
    edited October 2012

    Bernie- Ha!  I was in Drumcollogher at Springfield Castle last November.  Good stuff.

    Cheers all.

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited October 2012

    How neat, Adey! I was in Ireland in Nov also (first trip there) and got to MEET Bernie in person, at Kilkenny Castle! It was soooo awesome to get to meet her, and also to see Ireland, which is so beautiful. Funny if we were there the same dates! Now we're going back in Mar (and will get to see Bernie again), and Cyndie is going in June, I think. WooHoo! I mean SLAINTE!

    Kathy (KatwinkadeDwinka)

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