Hi everyone--I was disconnected--used tooooo much vodka---but on the bright side---I used toooooo much vodka

Sue I love that pic---so cute

And u guys crack me up or down whatever the expression is

So I have to lay my head back on the couch, now if my body will go there following I'll be fine.

jest pooping into say nighty night. see you all on monkeydey,hopefully in de aye em. Just read do posts and lol so many times. My fav was de postest that orla put, loved de ones with de lil middle fingers and de one of de dog playing golf.

mema, you maddy n bella and bax cutelist. 

me gone to bed, big is waiting to give me massage. he do it all night whilst mese sleep. i not too ferciting dese deys. but look out world, next weekend, i bese partaying like it 1979, got a sitter lined up for de dogs, my ex. I cant wait to see my high school fwends. will share pics! we are a rowdy bunch and last year we did not sleep all weekend, monkeydey after was not good. 

Love you all, see you tomorree, in de lounge, k? sweet dreams, wet or dry! 

CheeRs!

Good morning, Loungettes! Waking up to a beautiful, crisp, cool day. Happy to be getting ready for work. Life is GOOD!

Mema--The mods probably wouldn't allow a doc bashing thread, this is true. And it's probably not really a good idea. A doc that's horrible with us may be perfect with another breastie. I tried a dark and stormy one vacation in the Bahamas, it was pretty good as I recall!

Juliet--NOW I know where $hitty ideas come from! Now I will giggle every time I hear one of those.

Cammy--gotta love the way you make the best of disconnected time!

DorKable--coincidence--next week would have been my high school reunion, too! It was called off this year due to lack of interest. We had a big one (multi year) last year, so I'm not really surprised, but it was worth the try. Some of us are going to try to get together for dinner anyway, and raise some he## just like in the old days.

BBBBernie--LOL!

Mornin' CynCyn!

Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Disconnected Fun
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 oz Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Irish Whiskey
1 oz Irish Cream

Directions
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a collins glass, and serve.

Happy MonKey Dey!!!!!

And some coffee (with brandy *wink,wink*) to wake up with....

NM, Love your post! This time all the pics came thru for me....sometimes I miss several, and just get that dreaded red "x". LOVE it when I get to see them all!

Yes, Hope everyone has a great MonKey Dey (or HumpDey for Cyn)....nice and kewl now (yippee), but will be mild and sunny here this week...good skydiving weather!
ChEARS Dears!

kath

Julie, you need to take those pillows to work......lol.

Cyn, I fly out of Phoenix. You are off today? I can tell you why Sue doesn't want to be alone in the pool with the baby. If something were to happen to her, the baby could drown, as no one there to help. We discussed that yesterday, cuz I asked her the same thing. We were saying that no one should swim alone, for that reason.

Cracking up over DorKs doctor and beating him on a stick. You are nut!

Sue, that "FARTISCIAN" is Dork word, not mine, can't take credit foy dat one. Perfect picture of all your babies! Maddy is such a little doll.

Cami, dat funny you used too much wodka. Go you!

Oh garsh Dork, you stayed up all weekend? I could not do dat. I remember seeing a pic of you on a table or something, in front of a big window. Is that from the last one?

LOL Bernie on the "stupid" people and trying to fix it with a 2x4.......sounds like our Tanya!

NM, I remember your HS reunion last year, you shared pictures wif us. As for getting together with some, over dinner is just what my brother does. Actually did it this past weekend. The "Disconnected Fun" looks like it will have us all DISCONNECTED!!!!!

Oh hi Chrissy, I thought Mr. Bigger was massaging DorK, Katrinka in dere too? Hmmmmmm! Good to see you, was the doctor visit all goot news?

Kathy, you know Sue will be all ober dat Coffee n Brandy. Yes you are back safe and sound from the cruise, now we gots to worry about you on Fried Day.

  And finally TaDa--another week starting over YYAAYYY

I could just say Ditto to Kathy's post, lol.

Happy Monkey Day, and Chrissy, glad the monkey puts a smile on your perty face! MUAH!!

Hi girls- happy monkeydey, sorry I is late for de party. me is just sooo tired. gonna be studying my i-lids soonly.

CHRISSYB, so nice to see you. Sawry for hogging meester bigly but yep, me huurd you screaming someting else goil. glad you checked out mese crib. it is much improved since you wuz here. go figure, get it all purdy to sail it. Jess was made to take all the posters out and remove all personal items. I went in and put up the wall hangings but told her that the girl show was here to "stage" did all that, shhhh our secwet. sorry you hassing pain, dat suckliest. I sez prayers that de pain turns into likker, badabing bada boom, no pain and jugs of wodka. 

NM, this coming weekend is not an actual class reunion, it is friends from highschool from two different class years. but we get together someone at the shore and party and laugh and dwink. den we find mohammed, de cute white cabbi and he takes us to de bars. Lori, I do not remember that pic but it sounds like something I would do. really looking forwward to some well deserved dorky time with 48 hrs of nothing but fun. 

Kathy, i will be with you on friedey in spirit. I am ascared. and omg about de frayed ropes. I actually parasailed twice, both times got dwunk to have kerage. despite my fear of height, when I was up dere, I was on top of de world. i was sining at de top of my lungs. oh, my feet appears to be no more than 3" long, a very odd illusion from de sky. It was only a few years ago when I went to paraside island. well i tink four years ago. hasn't had a faycation since cept for going to moytle beach to bisit my parents. hope all yese p's stuff git dere in good orer. 

of all de posts that cracked me up, de one that made me laugh most was ladycammi's with the baby and the doggie going out to pee together, that was stinking adorable. 

hello to de rest of you, really wanted to talk to all of you but mese just sew tiwred. would love to hang out but Jock has arrived to carry me to bed. he so nice, he phuck me in, i mean tuck, tuck, yep, dat it. den he snuggle with me all night long. ok, it is my bella n mandi that are really snugglin but hey, a goil can portend. love and miss you all so muchly.

love, peace, hope and cheeRs to all mese bwesties. you goils are my world, could not lib without you all. nor without likker. 

Dorty...you have so much to say baybee.....I loves ya....I just dont have it in me to say too much tonight.  Im so much better on the weekends.

Mese iz tired like Dorkiepoo....jest bin woiking all day, den did some stuff at my parents, and been looking at de "flat" all night (dats de new woid for "boob tube", any1 who I might be funcusing wid dat woid). Yeah, Cyn, I watch Hell's Kitchen also....and really I would have been happy with either of them winning....thought the last 2 did so awesome. I did like Christine, and she was sooooo happy. Jest glad dey don't have to re-decorate half the restaurant like they did in the past. Remember dat?

Anyone also watch Bachelor Pad? I HATED the ending.....so horrid. But the middle part was so exciting (the happy part). Don't wanna gib nuttin away in case someone here watches it but hasn't seen it yet.

WE NEED A PARTAY!!!!! Been quiet at de lounge, tinking wese all bin 2 bizzy lately.

Chug-A-Lug! Suck 'Em Up!

Kath