Wacky Definition Word Game

styrofoam: A patch to cover your eye in the event of an infection

nevermind 

stifle:  Too many pigs in the pen.

inflation

inflation: what they tried to do to my breasts before my exchange and I said No way! Only had 1 fill!

proposition

sneakers~knock off athletic footwear

footwear

judgement:  When the news media gets ahold of the judicial ruling and tries to interpret what he really intended by it.

negative:

negligee- a bird that is behind on her chores

excitment

Cantankerous: out of sorts because the bronzer in a spray can turned your skin orange



Blister

Bubbles: A syndrome associated with chemo brain which makes you feel as ditsy as a blonde stripper (No offense intended for blondes, please)

Bauble:

No offense taken Meese. As a still blond by nature at 70, I have noticed all my life that most "ditsy" blonds are blond by choice!  The ones I take offense with are the blonds by choice who are also ditsy by choice since I've had to fight the dumb blond image so often.

Idolize: the eerie way the statue's gaze seems to follow you wherever you go in the room



Election:

government- a group of adults that require a governess to get anything accomplished

simple

problem: insignia or emblem of a professional trouble shooter

insignia 

smoking - the king of a small country named "Smo"

masterful

Schooner: Floating classroom for sailors.



International

strategy: Your intricate plan to get out of riding one of the rides atop the tallest tower casino while in Vegas

yacht: