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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    Nm Im in the pool splash

    well Im being private I dont want to alert any one....But I should b fine

    Grab my foob u can float

    Im making the cock tails now

    u want one okkk heres one

    see I did so good on the interview cause I stuck my foob in his hand and thats how I handshaked him he liked it lol

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  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited July 2012
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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    OMDG I would not kick him out of the bedroom

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    Shoot Orla, we better TIE HIM IN the bedroom so he can't escape! Remeber Juliet how I told ebbery1 what a sweet tooth I have? Well, that sure is some EYE CANDY you found....guess I have a sweet eye too??? Yummmmmmmmmmmmm...can I get first dibs on eating him up? OOPS......Embarassed  Candy, girls, just talking about eating candy like chocolate, etc.....yeah, thats it!

    Who's here for Pau Hana???? Dwinks abound, jest grab 1 or 2 or a pitcher....c'mon gals, lets dwink up!!!!! (can we add the latest eye candy to our group of Tenders? Pwetty pwease?? What should we call him???? Hunk is already taken.....)

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    Im here we r the candy girls good one

    No I get him first

    Im Mixing dwinks for us goils Pau Hana in the house ...

    We the housewifes of the breastcancer.org ha ha

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    We call him our biactcheeee

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    Hes mine... Just found him my foob hit a plam tree and he fell out omdg

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    LOL Orla...okay....if you insist...you can have HIM, but I get the one Juliet posted! Funny about him falling out of the palm tree from your foob hitting it....LOL. Do you know all the Tenders we have? Hope I remember them all....Pants, Jock, Hunk, Mr. Big, Mr. Bigger, SnowJobBoy, Eric,.....oops I know there are more....someone help me out here! Then we have the Wenches: Skates, Candy, and Sugar.

    WooHoo.....Pau Hana drinks all around!!!!!! I need some STRONG dwinks....just found out both my parents failed the vision test in HI to get their DL's renewed. They should be at the airport now, but I bet my dad is NOT in a great mood. Sad to leave HI, sad to fail the vision Drivers Lic test, etc.......

    Chears Dears! (funny Orla...Housewives of bco.org.)

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    Gotta repost my new "guy", thanks to Juliet! Oops, Juliet, hope you didn't have him picked out for yourself!!!! Boom Chica Wow Wow (as Alli would say)....

    Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited July 2012

    Hiya Goils!!  Wow n VaVAVoom...Juliet...dose goils r stealing ur man....what a HUNK.  Have say too...Boom, Chica Wow Wow!!

    Katwinka - so sad your parents didn't pass, but maybe a blessing in disguise.  I kno how they hate to lose their independence, but seriously...they both need an eye check up and correction if possible.  I also hate that if correction isn't possible, you will prolly b the one they will depend on to run them around  Hope you dad can find the patience and heres BIG HUGZ (((K))).  OH n a dwinkie too.  I'm not sure either, but I tink u named all our tenders/wenches!

    Orla - when will you kno if you landed that new position?  Am sure your 'foob' handshake was what cinched it fer ya...LOL!

    NM - sounds like fun.  I was in Boston once bout 20 years ago...LOL.  I had fun...even went into the 'Cheers' bar.  Too commercial, but had a coffee drink anyway jes so I cud say I did.  Can't even remember what the 'real' name of the bar is either.  O well, not like they actually filmed it there anyway, they jes filmed da outside.  Glad you habing a relaxin day!

    My dh is napping again!  3rd nap of the day.  But it's his 1st day off so he's playing ketchup with his sleep.

    O tay den Mr Bigger...mese tinks me needs a Jose tonite...mebe even a joseB??

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited July 2012

    Ok, as for the new guy, I will take me some sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, whatever, jus let me at em!!! And I def say Boom chicky wow wow, or u can also say "Brown chicken, Brown cow" real fast, sounds the same, lol.

    Watched Missy Franklin from USA just win her individual backstroke, woo hoo!! Go girl! Awesome! She won cause she knew I was ober in de corner, floating on de big pink titty, cheering her on! Wink wink!!

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  • mags20487
    mags20487 Member Posts: 1,591
    edited July 2012

    oh my...think I spilled my dwink over dat pic of dat bwetyful man!  what a waste of good wine!

    Magsie

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited July 2012

    No problem Magsie, we have some perty good lookin tenders here in de HTL. U jus get comfy in dat dere chair, Pants will refill your glass. K?

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited July 2012

    An BTW, u can hab whatebber wine u want here, so pick sumptin expensive, K? Want some Cayman?

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  • mags20487
    mags20487 Member Posts: 1,591
    edited July 2012

    me+cheap wine= 1 very happy hubby!

    Magsie ( name has been changed to protect the innocent)

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    Oh no Alli....now "Brown Chicken, Brown Cow" will not leave my mind!!!!! LOL.

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited July 2012

    Hey girls,

    I should be in bed but jest finished working, was gonna take de night of but thought, why not, need likker money!

    It took me awhile to read all the posts, garsh, you goils been dwinking so much today. I did not start til after pau hanna, sorry I missed a great happy hour. 

    How bout we call de new tender Rex? Not sure why, the name sounds sexy to me. Rex, bwing me a dwink....yay, i tink I like it. 

    How many of you goils are saying outload "brown chicken brown cow"? hehe, Alli, you are a class act girl. 

    I love all you goils and really enjoyed reading the posts of todey. But me must get me lard ass to bed. One more day and I made it through the month. Today was not too bad, I actually did a happy dance at around 3pm when I got my last loan of de month approved, brown chicken, brown cow wow wow. hehe. 

    Thanks for de laff. Sweet dreams and lots o Cheers!

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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,445
    edited July 2012

    Not forgetting Cyn.

     

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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,445
    edited July 2012
    A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
    The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
    The little boy says I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
    The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
    "Thanks mister", says the little boy.
    The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
    The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    LMAO, gud morgen BBBB!!!!

    Dorkable....yeah, Rex...has a good sound. C'mon Rex, "flex"....nooooooo not THAT Muscle! Who's nex in line for Rex... Ooooooohhhhhhh look at Rex's pecs.....Ummmmmm who gets to have sex with Rex......cud go on and on and on and on....OMG I think that Brown Chicken Brown Cow afftected mese widdle bwain. Brain fart, brain fart...   Seriously though Dotty, Hope today goes well for you. Should have a GOOD Pau Hana after your end-of-de-month dis ebbening!!

    Parents flt from HI landed safely in ATL, now just the short flt left. Lots of rain and storms this morn, so hoping and praying they arrive here safely. Thanks for all the concern from you all! You breasties are de BESTIES!!!!

    Aloha Nui Loa,

    Katwinka

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited July 2012

    Good morning ladies, and Happy Twosday! I am currently drinking two of those spashal dwinks NM made yesterday, YUM! Thanks NM! I'm sure Mrs. Lori will be here soonliest to give us another DOTD, I will again have two, for twosday.

    Bernie, love the joke! And I will say Brown Chicken Brown Cow for CynCyn, lol

    Dorothy Poo, you is a working fool! I don't hab to be at work til noon, but will be there til 8, yuck.

    Kathy, hope your parents arrive safe and sound, with no complications (luggage, etc) Love ya girl!

    Magsie, I also drink cheap wine, but when we get it here for free, I pic the good stuff!! Gotta love the HTL! Rex, Bring me 2 more please, Thank u! (Gulp Gulp) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, now, let's go play, Umm, I mean lay, hehe, in the hammock, K Rex? See y'all later!

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  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Member Posts: 796
    edited July 2012

    Oopsie, bumped ya in de pool WaWa on my way to hab sex with Rex, umm, I mean we was jus gonna lay down, hehehe!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    LOL Alli, hmmmmmm you are playing....I mean *laying* in de hammock wid "K Rex"??? Either our Rex is old like a dino OR hung like a dino??? Take your pic......

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited July 2012

    ROFLMAO Alli.....dats otey....jest gibs me two of dem dere dwinks and mese will forgive ya.....BUT keep dat noise down....mese kin hear you and "Hung like a K-Rex" going at it.....woohoo you picked a gud way to wake up dis mornin....!

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  • NativeMainer
    NativeMainer Member Posts: 10,462
    edited July 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes! I'm having a bit of a lazy morning, slept until almost 8 am. Just kind of puttering around with my first cup of coffee in hand. Lovely sunny, breezy day; I keep wandering out onto the deck and watching the leaves move in the breeze.

    Camillegal--didn't we tell you about the video monitoring system here in the lounge?????? The Tenders and Wenches use it to make sure we never run out of dwinkies and don't drown in the pool.


    ORLA--Good for you for taking advantage of your new foob in your interview! Now you know just what kind of man the boss will be! Let's drift over to the swim up bar and get another dwinky, shall we?

    Juliet--It's a good thing I haven't switched over to sitting on my fitness ball, I almost fell out of my chair and would have fallen off the ball!!!!


    Wahine--we could call the new tender Fireman. Or Fireball. Or Hotballs. Don't worry, Jock, you're still my fav! Lets go get some strong ones, and float a while. I'm sure your Dad is not in a good mood, but it's probably safer if they aren't driving. Still, it's quite a loss of independence for them, I'm sure.

    Mema--I'm fortunate to live close enough to Boston to be able to go there often, even if I don't lately. I've seen the "Cheers" bar, can't remember the name either, didn't go in. I need to make plans to go again and walk the Freedom Trail from beginning to end. I've done the whole thing a few times, just not all in order. So much history, so awesome to see some of the places in person. Someday I'll be rich enough to sail on the USS Constitution when it makes it's yearly turn around in the bay. And we mustn't forget the shopping! I wonder if Macy's bargain basement is still open?


    Mrs. Vino--You can have my place in line for the new guy, I'll spend more time with Jock. The new guy looks very, very yummy! I'll get my chance soon enough, and Jock makes me very happy while I'm waiting. Good thing the tenders don't get jealous!


    Magsie--hope you spilled your wine ON the new guy, so you can go slurp it up and not waste any!


    DorKable--Brown chicken brown cow wow wow for the last loan of the month! You go, girl!


    BBBBernie--she certainly can do the job! What do you think of her, Cyn?

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the K-Rex
    1/2 oz Vodka
    1/2 oz Tequila
    1/2 oz Triple Sec
    1/2 oz Dark Rum
    1/2 oz Melon Liqueur
    (Fill to Top) Mountain Dew

    Directions
    Add all ingredients in collins glass w/ice and stir.

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  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Member Posts: 6,595
    edited July 2012

    Kathy, thank you for the link, I was searching and searching our site, with no luck.

    NM, thank you for letting us know that you will be away and unable to post, you know we would have been worried. How long will you be gone? I had to go back and see what shirt you were referring to, mind already foygot! Here is the site, $35 for a sweatshirt http://www.zazzle.com/naughty_nurse_need_a_spanking_tshirt-235188619582001314  I love your pink pool floatie, and you looked so relaxed. Oops, I guess that is not you? Cami making claim to that one!

    Interesting on the tipping BBBB, thanks for sharing.

    Orla, what kind of job are you looking at? And we can join you on occasion for drinking under your desk. What's this about a murder in Dorks hood? I missed that.

    Cyn, that is a great idea to mention the business center for NM, so she can come have some drinks with us. Sorry you couldn't get more drugs, call him back and tell him the Advil didn't work!

    Juliet, that is def a piece of work. Kathy, I hope you will share that gorgeous hunk of a man.

    Kathy, I hope your dad doesn't get here all grumpy and sad. What would cheer him up. As for that Smokin Hot Dude, you said Boom Chicky Wow Wow, what if we call him Boom Boom! LOL Nevermind, I see it's REX, SEXY REXY. Glad your parents landed safely, I hope the rest of the journey is safe. I saw all that rain in Bama on the news.

    Sue, DH on his turd nap? Wow, he moosta werked hard. I just can't take naps, no matter how tired I might get, I can not go to sleep.

    Dork, glad you got that last loan and werk wasn't so bad. I hope today goes just as easy for you.

    Wowsa, that is anudder strong drink, but us alcoholic druggies needs strong stuff. Strong drinks and strong men!!!!

    I got a bill in the mail from the bloodwork they did for my pellets. HOLY CHIT, was almost $1700! I need a 13 K-Rex's to swallow that one!

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  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Member Posts: 6,595
    edited July 2012

    Have to share this. Got an order yesterday and cusomer wrote that she read about us in Mother Earth magazine. I told my DH, she probably had an old magazine and saw one of our ads. Well, he went on line and found they had an article on Rain Water Harvesting in their current issue (Aug/Sept 2012) and they mention us as a place to purchase rain barrel soaker hose!

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    boom chila bah bah Im in the pool. Rex flex is getting me a dwink I need 2 sorry Vino I took him away

    Spalsh

    You keep your rock away from my foob

    Goldie Great magazine shoot sounds like your business is a successsss

    NM yes let us know when u come bk Dont worry ill have your drinks for u

    I thought dork said that idk about a murder ID

    Love the bar NM

    Wahine oops I bumped u

    Hi bernie.juliet and Cyndieee Louuuuu

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  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited July 2012

    Dont F with me im on pills and booze ha

    mags cheap wine come alive in the night time ha lol

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