how about drinking?

Cyndielou - Sure hope you got some rest so we can party and pass out again tonight.

Unde - I did see Money Pit! DH sez he's tired of moving and all this bixing up, so this may be the last one for a while. I really do think I'm gunna stay put there. Sure hope your lil one will not be scared by fireworks...I hate to see them so scared. So when is your surgery?

Bernie - Magnifique! LOL and love the Wyatt Earp story!!

NM - How fun you get to meet anuddah breastie in Maine...hope that is a terrific meeting. I don't watch TV so not sure about Dealiest Catch or Cap'n Harris. I'm so glad you are takin control of your life and enjoying it again! YAY! It is nice when you can start thinking about something besides dang rat ba3tard! Keep up the good work. I do think that first year anniv time was really hard, the second passed by easier...now if I could get past all the menopause/tamox symptoms DH and I might get along better and of course he has to never be a butt again. All your talk about Kayaks makes me want to get a Dingy- tee hee! Really, I do wish I had a lil boat, may get one this summer! Love the "under construction T for Orange" that is cool. Hope my hangover pics din't make you puky and LOL at shrooms only in capsule form.

Mema - Missing you and hoping you are having a nice vacation!

NM - on the cabin I was quoted $2400 annual HO premium and gaged, so have been getting more quotes. There is a fire stn 2 miles from the place. Thanks for understanding that cabins are posta be remote. LOVE the DOTD!!! YAY!!! LAST DAY OF WORK!!! I'm filling up my bath tub with this stuff and grabbin a big straw!! Thank you!

Goldie - Dang, I knew something was wrong, I must pulled on
the wrong pants yesterday. You really tink I shud say wat sis sed? Well, we was
out to din din on Muddah's Day, me 2 sisas, one niece and one sisas SO. My
sisas SO is my age and he hadda heart attack a few years ago so he's had to
face a lot of fears n stuff and he takes a lotta meds, etc. He habs become Buddist and works hard to keep stress level low. He's doing well, which is good. So my other sis starts in telling him how lucky he was that he only had a heart attack because there are really good treatments for that and all...then goes on to tell him how lucky he was not to get cancer cuz it's just awful and the tweetments are awful and she goes on and on about it. I was sitting next to her just thinking, "exactly when did I enter the twilight zone?" Okay, dats it, maybe I'm kinda
sensitive, but it was just really weird. I know she did not mean to be hurtful, but this stung. Makes me wanna bigger glass of wodka for breakfast.

Goldie - I guess da log homes can have dese beetles in em and good log home kit companies try to make sure dey is gone before delivery, I tink with borates, but we tink this was a low quality kit and proly not treated with borates. I tink DH will do dat, but also the research we dun sez they have a finite life time of
about 10 years, so dey may go bye-bye on dere own, not sure. And da meeses will def have to leave. I so fercited toooooo, just waiting to hear if da deal is recorded today. But chit I stuck in WA for woyk for a while. I just want to close up shop and hit de road like a big fat hopping toad!!

Goldie - I don't like that waterproof mascara...I sawwy you got some chit dat won't wash off.

Orange - well find a pic of da fountain...load you up wif all you need!!! Back soon...

Missing some of da goilies dis ayem, Kathy, Dorkable, Mema, Mrs V, Chrissssssy, Juliet...sending love to all youze!

BARMEN!

Otey Orange, here is the Percotini Fountain where lotta us like to hang out to ease da pains...

And here's a Fukitol prescription pack for you...BTW any of you other loungettes need more of dese? I will order in bulk and hab Pants hand deliver to ya, just lemme know!

Cheers!

good evening all,just been catchingup, love the funnies. glad you had a good time at disney cyn, did you go to cat coras restaurent  after?     got a begingers kayak lesson next month ,looking forward to it,  update on max,doing well,kidney working well.and appreciate all the prayers for the donors family.      due to nurses very unsual sense of humour if a confused pt tells you your too fat and old for this job, its hysterically funny,if your alert and orientated your meeting security!  i was on the desk that night so anytime someone asked for help,i just told them i was too fat and old too help.   sorry you were busy nm but we were so slow,no admits,the only pts of the night were all traumas the helicopter was in and out all night,  the only thing that happened wed night was me scratching all night ,i now have a contact allergy to someting in work so had to go to employee health. now on steroids, and claritin.  do not like prednisone- have a headache with it and jittery of course  but at least no more itching!

Heyyyyy Juliet!!!!  Ooopsie on the Bump....I saw you teetering on the edge of da pool....close call!!!  Haha...no never to to Cat's resturant.......

BBL Ladies!!!  seriously dry and hungry...whahhhh!!

Hiya girls, I here for de partay. Enybuddy else in de lounge? I hear someting over dere. I go check it out. Be back soonliest!

Yes, bottoms up...and tits too, if ya got em! 

Hiya DorKa - can't believe it took mese 8 mins to do dat post....zzzzz!

Juliet - dat is jes too punny!!

thanks for the dip in the pool ,i needed it    mema ,sorry you had to walk so far. i hate when they seem to land in a different zip code    booked my ticket for november , do you think stella wants to go to wales and scotland in november.  she could have lots of whisky to keep warm.

Woo Hoo...ya hear dat mommaDorKa - Juliet wanna knos if Stella wanna go to wales n scotland n hab lots n lots of da whikey.  If she don wanna go I will...LOL...if only!!  And it WAS anudder zip code dang it...j/k. 

DorKa - mese needs a dump in da pewl...dang freakin hot flashes.  I hate em!!!!!  Fwends won't be here til bout 7, dats 90 mins away...we gonna go down to da lounge.  Later Taters!!

oh chit, mese went to de bathroom and fell aspleep and it looks like I missed Sue. You cwack me up Suz, how did ya know Stella went to de eyeland of de bahamas to bisit de molerfocker boy. she tailed me people followed her but mese said no way jose. and not mr cuervo jose if ya know what mese means, wink wink ;0) tehehehe. and ohmygawd, she, Stella herd ya say she going to wales. she likes wales but she tink she gonna ride a mammal, she silliest goil indeed.

Juliet, tank you on behalf of Stella, she be pleased to axcept yer inbitation to visit wales and scottland. maybe she meet a new scottish boy. You so funny talking bout landing in difflent zip coed.

 Cyn, and mema too, not sure how I bumped ya goils. yer posts showed up ours later dan it was made. weird stuff. i tink you ladies hiding with Katwinka in anudder time zone.

So Cyn, yes yes yes. Dork is loving getting all wet in de pool. It is invinegarating. I still do not paddle much, jest up to doggy paddling for now, baby steps. I so scared of hoyting mesedumbself.But mese feeling purdy dern good, poyhaps bestest since de bmx which will be two years on 7/20. can't believe how time flies.

and mese be gitting my two year onc check dis month too. He gonna say all good tings so we have yet anudder reason to partay. -UCK de RAT BASTARD! 

Now let's foyget about all bad tings and jest dwink and has fun!!! CHEERS, big ears and .....

Barmen.

Chit.....just bring the keg closer and hand me the tap.

AN 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "l've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do u think about that?" The doctor considers this 4 a moment, then says, "Well, let me tel u a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But 1 day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. "So he's on the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear." "Exactly."

Beans-Surgery is friday.  NM-You were close. Early nite,getting ready for sisters visit,cheers.

NM, I was fortunate enough to have been blessed with some decent eyelashes, they just aren't curly, but an eyelash curler fixes that. I did find some Ponds cold cream! I didn't think they even made that anymore.

Well Beans, that certainly was not very nice of your sister to speak about YOUR situation as if you were not even there. You should have said something like "oh, I didn't know you had cancer". Anyways, like you said, I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt you, but indeed strange and not nice. ((((((BEANS)))))).  And I see you changed your gender back....tee hee! You iz so sweet to show Orange the fountain and get ebbery ebbery one some fukitols if needed. Doze beetles don't reproduce?

DorK, I did not know they made mascara remover, thanks for the offer and I will take you up on it if the Ponds doesn't woyk. I am liking the fact that we have 10 years that we don't have to count on our age. Tanka ewe foy dat. I will bwing you dwinks all day long. Looks like you have started a farting frenzy. Seems funny that Orange was born in 73, really makes one feel just a tad old, as I graduated HS in 76! I think 81 is way toooooo hot when one has AC running. Me tinks sumting iz wrong. You must finally be healing if you are swimming? Is that dang boob still causing you pain? It shifted again, right?

Juliet, dat is funny you telling the peoples dat you too old and fat to help. And go YOU with your kayak lesson. Hope you can find what is causing you to scratch so you can get off those meds.

Cyn, I think being nuts helps us get through life easier as well as alkohull. We missed you too, but new you were out having fun wif da kids. But weese iz glad you back. Here are some Natty's foy ewe. Did you do Spiderman in 3D? We saw the previews when we saw Titanic in 3D. I am not  a super hero fan either, but the 3D looked pretty darn

awesome and it was on a HUGE screen. And you bet we are here for you, you get all bixed up so you can really enjoy next summer, cuz everything will be behind you.

Holy the Cow Mema, doze is some big F'ing airports foy you to hafta walk all doze miles. You shooda gots a wheel chair. I sawry you habs blisters.

Stella, you are one lucky biotch, lemme tail you. Do youse see what Juliet sayed??????

OMG look at the CynCyn, you go girl wif dat keg!

I found some more bar stools foy da lounge, what duz ya tink?

Ha Ha Bernie, dat poor old man "someone else shot de bear" LOL!

Shan, I bremembered you soygery cuz you sayed it was Friday da Thirteenf. Are we all drinking enuf foy you? Have fun with your sister. Oh yummy, Julie is bringing some of her famous lamb boygers.

Katwinka, I know you are a dwinka at your folks. I hope you are having a good time, altho we nose you is biddy. Hope you got some rest. We misses you.

Mese has to run. Lilian is here, but still sleeping. She not an early riser like us, and sleeps for like 10 or more hours. We are closing on some land today we bought in town, right off the hwy. 5 acres to build yet another warehouse so we can ship out via trucks. Trucks can not get to where we are, and occasionally we have big orders that involve pallets of product.

Foy Beans-DOTD "Brown Toad"

cyndilou

Yes I was born in 73. How did u know. I am not that young... But is 30s new 20s 40s new 30s ..

 A lot farting going on here lol well goota grab a cold one ill bbb back

JULIET-I hope you'll sneak me some of that lamb and dip! I don't want to miss out on my own party food,lol. How's the itching today?  ORANGE-What month were you born? I might have to fight you for "Youngest" title. Everyone else have a great weekend,cheers!