Wacky Definition Word Game
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gather: To have one's mouth washed out with soap
poetic
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Asphalt: When you start obsess about every lump and bump on your derriere
extend
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poetic: Vogon poetry administered in the emergency room to induce vomiting
extend: when you vow it's the last time you'll reach out to shake hands with that good for nothing former business associate
Extended Warranty
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Extended Warranty: A promise from the court for child support payments
Alimony:
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Oops I did it again, didn't I?
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So did Brittany Spears!
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Alimony: when actress Ali McGraw had to pay her ex-husband support
Tropical -
Tropical: A surface storm
Topical:
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topical: the Carribean resort everyone is talking about because you're expected to go topless
vacation
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Vacation: the act of removing your vacuum from your home
Circumvent -
Vacation: a vacuum cleaner salesperson
Circumvent -
Circumvent : avoiding the "baby boy" surgery
Pregnancy : -
What the Hardy Boys wanted to avoid at all costs.
Chagrin
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Chagrin: the embarrassed smile you have when your guests see you still have 70's shag carpet
Blizzard -
Blizzard: How a lizard feels after a big night out on the town.
Raucous:
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Raucous: The sound of a rock slide
Crash:
LOVED pregnancy (noticed BOTH boys were worried!!) ehehehehe
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pregnancy & chagrin were both inspired! This next is NOT....
crash: residue left by a plumber's campfire
illustrate
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Ok, just to get us moving...
Illustrate: sick of the drawings of the water off of Gibraltar by your artist-cousin
Scientific -
Scientific: description of a wonderful new biological discovery
charm
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charm: what "I Dream of Jeannie" did with her upper extremities
crate
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Where you stored the relics of your old Cray computer
Garbage
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Garbage : how your catty friend refers to your old clothing
Boardwalk -
Boardwalk: The stiff gate you use on Monday when you played too hard over the weekend (It takes this to realize you aren't a kid anymore.)
critic
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Critic: A vets' feelings about blood-sucking insects
Tic:
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Who else just scratched themselves while reading that?
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Tic : the jerky way the hand on the old analog clock moves
Tock: -
Tock: speaking
violet
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Violet : losing your temper over your trampled flowers
Trample : -
trample: what you call the folks in a full tram
folks
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Folks : new dairy product, frozen egg yolks
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