Wacky Definition Word Game

 Ha! I totally had the wrong end of the stick re: bison! You meant as a Cockney or someone in certain parts of  England might pronounce "basin"! With the "a" sounding like an "i". Hope that doesn't stick in my brain too !

 Boxspring - a device for catapulting lazy oxen from bed.

  catapult 

encounter: when you bang your toe on the edge of the bathrooom cupboard in the night

mishap  

glamorous:  A word used to describe the noise made by a bunch of gold bangles on a fashionista's wrists

clumsy 

clumsy: a program designed to teach klutzes rock climbing

klutz

Hurricane:  A new stain of Hawaiian Sugar that takes half the time to grow

tidal

The feeling of pep a child gets when she's halfway through reciting the alphabet

Caustic

A big pot converted into the mouthpiece of a tin-can phone

spittoon

animated:  carnivorous 

gravy 

corrugated: a gate made from cardboard

gate

Phonics: trouble understanding an accented speaker on the telephone



Accent

tyrant: what you never see the Extreme Home Makeover dude do

hydrant

Cyclone: when the genetically engineered cow comes out with one big eye.



Tornado:

Up-do:  An uppercrust event.

Festival: 

Conference: A gathering of parolees

Asphalt

When you violate a traffic law and the cop sticks blood suckers onto you.

Massachusetts