OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

TG5  and veggy  ROLOTFALMAO

ok... so this has nothing to do with cancer, but this person definitely deserves an idiot reward.

today i was in my place of work (home depot) and was dressed in shorts, tank top and flip flops. I had a cart with merchandise i was planning on buying. ( I work in the flooring dept, so this is crucial to the story) I am in the tile aisle buying tile pieces for a project I am doing. totally minding my own business. I hear a customer at the end of the aisle say "isn't there anyone here that can help me in tile? I need help" then i hear one of the cashier voices ( she is a very new girl) say "yeah, see her down there, she works here"

I about flipped out!!!! I am in a tank top, not allowed on the clock, short shorts, not allowed on the clock, flip flops,not allowed on the clock, no orange apron and a cart of items~!!!!!!

I look down at the cashier and yell " I;m not working today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the cashier looks at me and is like "oh, yeah, i guess so since you are buying stuff.. haha"

ha ha smack right in her damn face!

and these people bear children and drive.................. incredible

Pink poodle, those eyes - adorable!  So sad she used lipstick and will get cancer.  Feed that dog asparagus! (wrapped in bacon, of course)

and for those who just want asparagus and bacon...

Thought I'd bump this thread up again. Although I am not here as much as I used to be the humour and jokes on this thread got me through some tough chemo weeks and myabe some of the new ladies will get a kick out of it...but start reading from page 1..

How is everyone doing? 

Brawgkkk I'm gere too, but i've had my mouthful of chickenfeed

Cluck a duck!  There's life!  I haven't had any asparagus lately.  Will I have a recurrence?  Should I be eating more bacon to compensate?  Or is it a coffee enema?  I'm so confused!

Puff, puff,pass......

We are having a party!

We'll Dance!

GET WASTED!!

WE'LL BE SMILING FOR DAYS!!

I read an article about how chi-chi chickens are getting... and one woman's chicken's names were pretty good. 

I particularly liked Attilla the Hen.