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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Was little distrubed when I saw these advertised for sale at Easter!!!

    We don't have peeps but have chicken feet. May be its the cure guy with a weird sense of humour making them, or may be they are the cure.

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited April 2011

    Oh Hadley, you should have belched in her face!  A big ol' belly belch...and blew it on her for good measure.

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Hadley...I sooooo get where you are - my hygenist has to discuss her entire family and the cancer in it...OMG - I want to bite her fingers...

    My dentist, on the other hand, asks in a very concerned manner and then we move on to how to best take care of my teeth to avoid having any issues with the se's from the bone strenghteners - I have just been switched to Xgeva which I understand comes with a tad more risk of jaw issues howvever kinder on the kidneys. 

    I just got the root canal done and was off the Aredia for 4 months so the 15th would have been my first back on it so I asked for the Xgeva and my insurance approved it - woo hoo.

    I get the final permanent bridge on tonight so the dentist and I are going to go over the new way to care for a permanent bridge and discuss what I can do now that I am on the Xgeva to avoid having any jaw issues.  I think we have about fixed everything so hopefully my teeth are good to go!

    And yuck on the chicken feet...bwaaakkkk!

    Low

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    Low:  I think work causes cancer, so my advice is get back on your cluckin' Harley and ride and that will be your cure.  I am all about doing what you love to do if you can cluckin' get away with it.

    Hadly:  Should have cluckin' pecked her hand off!

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited April 2011

    I just got a private message from someone named Paula Johnson that gave me the cure for cancer!  Yea!  Just what we've all been waiting for, right?

    I didn't know people were allowed to troll this site trying to sell their quick fixes.  That's a little frustrating...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
    I've read that there is a lot of PM's about the cure for cancer. I guess I am not worthy of the cure.  I didn't get the message.Cry
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  • Ellie1959
    Ellie1959 Member Posts: 316
    edited April 2011
    I never got any pm's from healer's either - maybe I want a shot at a fast easy cure!Kiss
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  • Alyad
    Alyad Member Posts: 817
    edited April 2011

    I think my dentist had one of the best responses to my having had cancer. I filled out the new medical info, I was there for a checkup and to get clearance to get in a bisphosphonate trial (which I had to discontinue bc of gum pain). Anyway, he comes in and says- well, you've been through a lot! yes I have!

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Hadley - next time tell her you read somewhere cancer is contagious - that'll make her stop & think.  BRAAAWK

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    A minute ago sas-schatzi wrote: I wrote to the mods and made several suggestions-----I watch far too many Forencics programs. Don't delete and don't respond. The mods are evaluating situation with the Tech/Geeks. If we delete the letters until they are ready to do something with them . We may be deleting EVIDENCE. So, just let them hang there until we hear from mods. This could be VERY INTERESTING. Hope we catch there cluckin asses.

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Finally got on the Harley today for a nice long ride.  I'm hoping that will stop the recurrence from my new spring mattress.

    Hadley, after you burp, sneeze all over them!

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    sas....I have read your post several times and feel like I am missing something.  I even smoked some more asparagus, but still didn't understand.  What am I missing??

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  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 461
    edited April 2011

    Sas:  Is your tin hat on straight.  I don't understand either! 

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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited April 2011

    I think SAS was refering to the PM's some ladies were getting regarding "send me $100 and I'll send you the cure", sent under various screen names.  The topic has been on several threads I believe...

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    wow!  only $100 for the cure?  What a bargain!!

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    How about sending them the diagram for the making of a tin hat?  You must be wearing the tin hat or no matter what you do, it isn't going to work...BBWWWWAAAAAAKKKK!

    Evidence?  I heard the word...do we need the Covert Ops team to get back in action???????  While I have enjoyed the rest...it is getting a little boring looking at all the super sleuth stuff.  Making a trip back down to the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant on Saturday to see about the new asparagus - green, white and purple - let you know if one smokes better than another and perhaps, since it is Pioneer Days...maybe I might get a lead that will send me off and chasing the Cancer Cure Guy - cluck, that clucker is quite the evasive one - wonder if he wraps himself in Temperpedic material at night...

    Janet...pretty quiet at the HenHouse...is this the calm before the storm????

    LowRider

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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    $100 for the cure?? Cheap, cheap!!

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    So, where do I send my clucking $100.00?

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    Makraz:  I think we should send the $100 to our covert ops specialist and the moderators so they can uncover their evil ways and keep them off of this board.

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Ok, I just got the cheap $100 cure email from eliassmith - and then it tells me if I have terminal cancer, it could cause death and I will need to use it under a doctors supervision...what the cluck!

    Keeping my tin hat on at all times...just in case...

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    I am not deserving of the "cure" PM.  No $100 cure for me--bagawk!

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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    Yeah I've heard terminal cancer can cause death. As can quack cures or just giving up living. Since when is a doctors being there gonna stop the inevitable? There's some serious stupid spammers out there. You know for $100 we could get a LOT of asparagus....

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    And Bounty...

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Low - just been clucking around in the tree on guard duty while things are quiet.  Cure guy can't PM me up here. 

     

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  • hymil
    hymil Member Posts: 826
    edited April 2011

    If you see anyone acting suspicious, Janet, drop an egg on his head!

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Terminal cancer is deadly?  WOW!!  STUPID!!!

    I am not worthy of the email either...thank God!

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever received...it had a recipe for a 'sipping tonic' and then the $100 'cure' and then the caution statement that if you have terminal cancer, only do this 'treatment' under a doctors supervison as it can cause death.  So...terminal cancer isn't deadly all by itself, I need to add a deadly treatment to be sure that I am going to be dead under the supervison of my doctor.  And I am going to pay $100 for this?   Ok...so who pulled the plug and let this one's brains litter the pavement???

    Janet...glad all is quiet on the HenHouse front...can you inject the egg with the dye they use for the money bags at the bank?  And make it pink so we can be sure to find who we DON'T want around?????   Yea, yea, pink for GO AWAY! 

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Just got this as a FB message.

    http://www.breastcancerwellness.org/assets/30tips.pdf

    Do this and you will be cured -WTC - bwaak,bwaak bwaak.

    Pass the asparagus please?

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Green, white or purple Alyson...*cough* testing to see if one smokes better than the other..*ahhhh*  pass

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    After that lot I think I need multicoloured. I just couldn't believe it was in a breast cancer awareness magazine.

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