OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Anonymous

You wanna know my wish????  Stop selling this crap.  I'm sick and tired of it, and I'm not going to take it anymore.  How about moving a little faster all you researchers and make it happen now.  Not tomorrow.  Right now or else I'm going to smack you right in the face with a bunch of asparagus!  Then a giant mother-clucking chicken is going to crap on your microscope and lay an egg on your petri dish.  So take that! 

Makratz

I WISH I never had cancer.  Is that the cure?  A wish.  Boy do I feel stupid!

JanetinVirginia

JanetinVirginia

Anonymous

Anonymous

Now this one makes sense

Mazy1959

ROFLMAO

Cyborg

Mindovermatter

I totally love that

MBJ

JanetinVirginia:  Pretty much tells it like it is.  F@#$ Cancer.

Alyson

And after we have eaten all those things thay will cure us we can wipe our fingers on these.Found these serviettes at the food store today.

GirlFriday

I found one without wheat or dairy!  Yahoo!

Rachel Ray's Orange and Asparagus Salad

Ingredients

4 organic seedless oranges, peeled and sliced into discs

Salt

1 bundle thin asparagus

1/3 cup EVOO

3 tablespoons red wine vinegar

About 1 tablespoon thyme finely chopped

1 teaspoon sugar

Salt and pepper

1 large shallot, finely chopped

1 cup flat-leaf parsley leaves

Yields: Serves 4

Preparation

Bring 2 inches of water to low, rolling boil, salt water.

Meanwhile, add chopped shallots to small pot with salt, pepper, sugar, thyme, vinegar, juice of 1 lemon, heat just to melt sugar and infuse vinegar, add to small bowl and whisk in EVOO.

Cook asparagus in boiling water 2-3 minutes, drain.

Arrange oranges on plate with parsley. Chop asparagus into 2 inch pieces and scatter over oranges, dress salad and serve.

apple

4-20 was celebrated in Kansas City by a round up of growing dope plants. Sacks and sacks of the healthiest plants were shown on tv. I was kind of sorry to see the lowlies arrested.

I note that the eggcellent references to eggs at this time of year.  I suppose I should decorate some for the kids.

Ellie1959

The best post yet! You are so RIGHT! F@#$ Cancer - I'll drink to that - or does that cause cancer?

duckyb1

mindovermatter......................LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, Make a bumper sticker with that on it, and I will be the first one to put it on my car.......................A friend of mine who is my age has bumper sticker on hre car that says "GOLDEN YEARS, F%$K THE GOLDEN YEARS..............thought that was the best I had seen, .........yours tops that.

Kymn

All I needed was a friggin wish well I'll be plucked and  bacon wrapped .............

EmilyInOntario

Just clucking..er..checking... in before I head off to Chemo round 5...keep up the great comments and comics! 

thegood5

" this one's for you Low...incase your RV breaks down on your trip.  Comes with detatchable hen house

MBJ

Bagawk:  A detachable Hen House, LOL!!!

EmilyinOntario:  Hope you have an easy chemo with very little SE's.  Is this your second to last one?

hdangelbaby

holy crap,,, i didn't smoke yesterday....

damn chemo brain!! hahahahhahaha!!

JanetinVirginia

I think we need to add to recipe...

Anonymous

I just bought a nice fitted tee with the F*ck Awareness Find the Cure sentiment. Would love to wear it to Relay... but won't since my son is involved in it.

hdangelbaby

heidi, where did you find that shirt at?

i want one

Anonymous

 Here:

http://www.cafepress.com/+womens_cap_sleeve_tshirt,200151382

Anonymous

Thanks Heidi for the site.  I'm buying one. 

Anonymous

Anonymous

Tastes like baby

burley

I used to design t-shirts using that same site...you can start your own store, and put just about anything you want on a t-shirt.  Pretty cool!

Anonymous

Gnome Gnome on this page

Where people can vent and can rage

‘Cause they don't know the answer

Of why they got cancer

Please hurry and find us a cure

So that dummies won't ask anymore

hymil

That pull along trailer-add'on... I'm afraid I don't think it's a henhouse.. is it not an original model Portaloo mobile bathroom?

sas-schatzi

Hymil you may be right, But remodels can FIX almost anything. Aren't our recons, suppose to prove that? I just have to make sure all the scars are covered.  Whose that guy that dose the house thing ----Maybe he's the cure guy or at least a PS. I'm guessing he could have done a better job than my Plasticsx did !

 Emily safe going and recovery--------we will be clucking for you !!

 Fuzzy guess I'm in the smoking room with you. I can't do pics. So, martinis, olives and crostinies( however you spell them).

Apple was it you that posted about the ---taking of the fields--------Thats a smoking shame. But they didn't get our asparagus LOL. it probably hasn't hit the radar of the controlling agency -whatever the cluck their called. That the asparagus is on the open market right in front of their eyes..

Wouldn't that be a hoot if a market did that.

 Lowrider -someone wrote about 3-4 pages back a business card, that you could have done up. It was very funny. It was the first time she posted. Sorry I can't remember her name. It was very clucking good. AND truly would be worth it.