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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Happy Easter fellow cluckers!

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited April 2011

    Happy Easter everyone!  I want to cook my ham today...it's staring at me every time I open the fridge...

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    That's why you should buy two clucking hams.  One to eat immediately, one for your guests!
    Buono Pasqua everyone!

    Anyone having smoked ham. lol.  Puff, puff, pass!

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    I still have to review pages 86-93 but wanted to stop in and see what the cluck is up.  I brought a couple more helpers for security detail.

    With the boards acting so fnky it has been stressful to make and read posts.  But, I am going to push through.  I have missed my laughs each day!

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  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited April 2011

    Wanted to wish everyone Happy Easter!!!

    ( Sorry I haven't been around much..day 4 post chemo for me but you have all been in my thoughts!)

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    emily:  I hope your SE's are few and you are back to your cluckin' self before you know it.

    Happy holidays everyone!

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Had to pluck a few feathers, but thought I'd wear this to watch the royal wedding this week.  Somehow my tin hat doesn't seem appropriate.

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  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011
    Is that a fascinator?  I want to wear one, too!
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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    Hope all had a wonderful blessful Easter. You Mother Cluckers are the highlight of my day-sas

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  • sacphotomom
    sacphotomom Member Posts: 366
    edited April 2011

    I opened this site and the first thing  I see is the baby butts lol!  Hope everyone of you Mother Cluckers had a Happy Easter ! I haven't written on here, by the time I read the post I am laughing so hard I cant see any more.  like sas-schatze... you all make my day too!

     

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    ok...gotta get this thread movin' faster...new stupid topic...someone posted on another thread that they were told they can get cancer from sleeping on a mattress with springs...roll with it chicks!

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011
    Squished Pictures, Images and Photos Garlic butt strikes again...this time taking hostages
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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011
    Money Bed Pictures, Images and Photos" this one won't give you cancer, but it may land you in jail..
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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited April 2011

    "We have not succeeded in answering all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions.



    In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things."



    One of the graphics chicks could sure have fun developing a logo for TMCI. Thanks, SAS.

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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited April 2011

    It's no wonder they can't find the cure.

    From The Insurance Underwriter Customer Service Rep's Dictionary. 

    Artery: the study of paintings

    Bacteria: the back door of a cafeteria

    Barium: what you do when the patients die

    Benign: what you be after you be 8.

    Bowel: a letter like A, E, I, O, and U

    Ceasarean section: a neighborhood in Rome

    Cat Scan:  looking for kitty

    Cauterize:  made eye contact with her

    Colic:  a sheep dog

    D&C: where the president lives

    Dilate:  to live long

    Enema: not a friend

    Fester:  quicker

    G.I. Series:  soldier's ball game

    Impotent:  well known, distinguished

    Morbid: a higher offer

    Nitrates: cheaper than day rates

    Node:  was aware of

    Outpatient:  a patient who fainted

    Papsmear: a fatherhood test

    Pelvis: a cousin to Elvis

    Postoperative: a letter carrier

    Recovery Room: a place to do upholstery

    Rectum: almost killed him

    Seizure: Roman emporer

    Tablet: a small table

    Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport

    Tumor:  more than one

    Urine:  opposite of you're out

    Varicose:  nearby

    Vein: conceited

    =======

    No wonder we have problems trying to communicate sometimes, we didn't have the right playbook. bagawk!!!!

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    lol!  too funny Lost_Creek!

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    OMG...too funny LostCreek...

    So...the mattress with springs cause cancer - my RV came with a Sleep Number bed - does this mean if I spend my nights sleeping in the RV, the no springs can CURE the cancer???

    Ok, so we add to the recipe - Emily...when you are able...when sleeping, it is preferable to have a Sleep number bed, Thempedic or other variation without the jumping springs from the mattress factory ad - and do check with your insurance to be sure the purchase of a new mattress is covered...I didn't see it on the insurance-speak above so probably have to call...

    To all those staying in the HenHouse - nests are best!

    So - who DIDN'T have aspargus over the weekend????  Even the fur-children got a taste (and if a contact high if they were in the smoking room after dinner)

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Low 

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    I have a sleep number bed. We've had it before I was diagnosed. There's no box springs, just a wooden platform. Maybe it was smelling the fumes from the new plastic from the sleep number bed that caused the cancer. Yell!

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Cure Guy???  Mybe he works for Sealy?

    I just had a new clucking mattress delivered Friday.  An innerspring mattress.  I wonder when my recurrence will hit.

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    I'll take a bed of money over a spring matress any day, Bagawk!!!!  Oh yeah, no feather beds!  I certainly wouldn't want a bed of nails, either!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
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    edited April 2011
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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

    No, we certainly don't want feather beds...nothing like laying on our fellow chickens!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Caged Cluckers Unite!

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  • brendaclee3
    brendaclee3 Member Posts: 119
    edited April 2011

    Here's a real sick one, girls.  When I started chemo, suddenly, I started getting calls from people wanting to sell me funeral plots and specials on caskets.  I kid you not.  Someone at the chemo lab may have sold our names and contact info or the oncologists emails may have been hacked into, but I never had a call like that before chemo and now that I don't have chemo anymore, I've never had another call.  As for the wacky cancer cures, I didn't know the last time I was in a hot tub, I was curing cancer from the heat of the water.

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  • burley
    burley Member Posts: 631
    edited April 2011

    Well I have a regular ol' mattress, with a memory foam topper.  Damn three inch topper didn't prevent my damn cancer...dammit.  Like Linda, when can I expect my recurrence?

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

    brendaclee3:  That is cluking horrible!  Unclucking believable.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Nursing causes breast cancer

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  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited April 2011

    Well, I was able to keep my recurrance away for 10 1/2 years - I floated in the air alot, spent a lot of time on other people sofas (crashed at their pad), was on the road on my Harley a bunch, pretty much beat myself up and had a good time doing it - then I got a 'real' job and now, it has recurred - so once I stop working from the 'real' job - planning on doing the same thing again...maybe it will go away...another of my 'sounds good but flawed' theories. 

    Bwaaaakkkk!

    Low

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