OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Anonymous · April 2011

You wanna know my wish???? Stop selling this crap. I'm sick and tired of it, and I'm not going to take it anymore. How about moving a little faster all you researchers and make it happen now. Not tomorrow. Right now or else I'm going to smack you right in the face with a bunch of asparagus! Then a giant mother-clucking chicken is going to crap on your microscope and lay an egg on your petri dish. So take that!

Makratz · April 2011

I WISH I never had cancer. Is that the cure? A wish. Boy do I feel stupid!

JanetinVirginia · April 2011

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Anonymous · April 2011

Anonymous · April 2011

Now this one makes sense

Mazy1959 · April 2011

ROFLMAO

Cyborg · April 2011

Mindovermatter

I totally love that

MBJ · April 2011

JanetinVirginia: Pretty much tells it like it is. F@#$ Cancer.

Alyson · April 2011

And after we have eaten all those things thay will cure us we can wipe our fingers on these.

Found these serviettes at the food store today.

GirlFriday · April 2011

I found one without wheat or dairy! Yahoo!

Rachel Ray's Orange and Asparagus Salad

Ingredients

4 organic seedless oranges, peeled and sliced into discs

Salt

1 bundle thin asparagus

1/3 cup EVOO

3 tablespoons red wine vinegar

About 1 tablespoon thyme finely chopped

1 teaspoon sugar

Salt and pepper

1 large shallot, finely chopped

1 cup flat-leaf parsley leaves

Yields: Serves 4

Preparation

Bring 2 inches of water to low, rolling boil, salt water.

Meanwhile, add chopped shallots to small pot with salt, pepper, sugar, thyme, vinegar, juice of 1 lemon, heat just to melt sugar and infuse vinegar, add to small bowl and whisk in EVOO.

Cook asparagus in boiling water 2-3 minutes, drain.

Arrange oranges on plate with parsley. Chop asparagus into 2 inch pieces and scatter over oranges, dress salad and serve.

apple · April 2011

4-20 was celebrated in Kansas City by a round up of growing dope plants. Sacks and sacks of the healthiest plants were shown on tv. I was kind of sorry to see the lowlies arrested.

I note that the eggcellent references to eggs at this time of year. I suppose I should decorate some for the kids.

Ellie1959 · April 2011

The best post yet! You are so RIGHT! F@#$ Cancer - I'll drink to that - or does that cause cancer?

duckyb1 · April 2011

mindovermatter......................LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, Make a bumper sticker with that on it, and I will be the first one to put it on my car.......................A friend of mine who is my age has bumper sticker on hre car that says "GOLDEN YEARS, F%$K THE GOLDEN YEARS..............thought that was the best I had seen, .........yours tops that.

Kymn · April 2011

All I needed was a friggin wish well I'll be plucked and bacon wrapped .............

EmilyInOntario · April 2011

Just clucking..er..checking... in before I head off to Chemo round 5...keep up the great comments and comics!

thegood5 · April 2011

Rolling home Pictures, Images and Photos

" this one's for you Low...incase your RV breaks down on your trip. Comes with detatchable hen house

MBJ · April 2011

Bagawk: A detachable Hen House, LOL!!!

EmilyinOntario: Hope you have an easy chemo with very little SE's. Is this your second to last one?

hdangelbaby · April 2011

holy crap,,, i didn't smoke yesterday....

damn chemo brain!! hahahahhahaha!!

JanetinVirginia · April 2011

I think we need to add to recipe...

Anonymous · April 2011

I just bought a nice fitted tee with the F*ck Awareness Find the Cure sentiment. Would love to wear it to Relay... but won't since my son is involved in it.

hdangelbaby · April 2011

heidi, where did you find that shirt at?

i want one Laughing

Anonymous · April 2011

Here:

http://www.cafepress.com/+womens_cap_sleeve_tshirt,200151382

Anonymous · April 2011

Thanks Heidi for the site. I'm buying one.

Anonymous · April 2011

Anonymous · April 2011

Tastes like baby

burley · April 2011

I used to design t-shirts using that same site...you can start your own store, and put just about anything you want on a t-shirt. Pretty cool!

Anonymous · April 2011

Gnome Gnome on this page

Where people can vent and can rage

‘Cause they don't know the answer

Of why they got cancer

Please hurry and find us a cure

So that dummies won't ask anymore

hymil · April 2011

That pull along trailer-add'on... I'm afraid I don't think it's a henhouse.. is it not an original model Portaloo mobile bathroom?

sas-schatzi · April 2011

Hymil you may be right, But remodels can FIX almost anything. Aren't our recons, suppose to prove that? I just have to make sure all the scars are covered. Whose that guy that dose the house thing ----Maybe he's the cure guy or at least a PS. I'm guessing he could have done a better job than my Plasticsx did !

Emily safe going and recovery--------we will be clucking for you !!

Fuzzy guess I'm in the smoking room with you. I can't do pics. So, martinis, olives and crostinies( however you spell them).

Apple was it you that posted about the ---taking of the fields--------Thats a smoking shame. But they didn't get our asparagus LOL. it probably hasn't hit the radar of the controlling agency -whatever the cluck their called. That the asparagus is on the open market right in front of their eyes..

Wouldn't that be a hoot if a market did that.

Lowrider -someone wrote about 3-4 pages back a business card, that you could have done up. It was very funny. It was the first time she posted. Sorry I can't remember her name. It was very clucking good. AND truly would be worth it.

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