OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Hi burley, I'm so sorry that your co-worker could be so unkind to you.  Some people just don't understand the meaning of if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.  I have a mother-in-law who never says anything positive.  I've known her for nearly twenty years, and she has never paid me a compliment.  The nice thing is that I live thousands of miles away.  Thank goodness!

SAS, I've been trying to think of eggzackly the right title for Low's job in covert ops, for her business card in case she gets stopped....I am not nearly as clever as you chicks have been, and considered that since Low is working undercover she might pose as a blanket salesperson, but that seemed too obvious.  The outrageous seemed less obvious with a title like

Lowrider, Peripatetic and Adventurer Eggstra-ordinaire, with Plenty-Potionary Powers, TMCI.

She could make her escape while they went looking for a dictionary.

Hey burley, I happen to like olives on my fingers.  They taste almost as good as the ones in my martini.

Hello ladies!  I haven't been on here for three years or so; just recently returned due to lymphedema problems.  Discovered that if you just ignore it, it DOES NOT go away.  I just wanted to say how much I'm enjoying this thread.  You guys are hilarious & I love your senses of humor!  When I got to the picture of Cure Guy wearing his pink lipstick I totally lost it!!  DH came running to see what I was laughing at.  Anyhow, keep it going.  You guys rock!

Deb

Did someone say martinis?

Cluck, cluck. 90 pages

Saw in a health magazine that I pick up from the supermarket that to prevent cancer you must eat a cup of cooked green veges every day - gee that's a lot of asparagus, think I need a smoke. And you need half a cup of blueberries as well, and legumes every other day!! 

Pass the asparagus.

thanks for the great laughs, its so much fun coming here.

Beautiful Broccoli Art

Hello Tough Mother Cluckers! Just reviewed a few pages I was behind on (went back to clucking work and I'm clucking pooped!)

We need more pictures for stupid people...one wing of the HenHouse will be decorated with this....all the hens can use the wing for inspiration.

I'll be in the smokers room if you need me....puffin' and cluckin' away with a martini....olives on my fingers!!