OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Does preservative not make you live longer then? I'm - I'm shocked - I don't know what to say!

And maybe some mushrooms being passed around...

mindover LOLOLOL

JV -----One of my favorites is "five O'Clock somewhere" alan jackson and Buffet. Happened to turn on to the last 15 minutes of the country music awards. When alan jackson was playing it--and right at the phrase where he says what would buffet do he comes on stage------.

the story that jackson told when he was given the song was this is something buffet would  do-----so he calls jb and proposes the scenario. How many other performers would share such a song. Because Alan Jackson was such a good person , they created something together that will live on forever. Ain't that fun.

 Everyone thought I was crazy when I bought all these Hats for christmas last year That "IT"S FIVE O"CLOCK SOMEWHERE"

Saw this recipe on the Today Show this morning...Now we can have our asparagus shaved and tangled! Note: We can tri-color tangled cure!

Recipe: Asparagus tangle with Parmesan vinaigrette Allison Fishman It's amazing what you can do with a vegetable peeler. By peeling stalks of asparagus into long shavings instead of using them whole, you get this visually compelling salad. If you have access to good purple or white asparagus, try a tricolor tangle. And since purple asparagus loses color when it is cooked, the only way to enjoy that color on a plate is to have it raw.Ingredients 1 pound thick asparagus1/4 cup olive oil1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice3 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese1 teaspoon anchovy pasteKosher salt and freshly ground black pepperPreparation Lay the asparagus on a cutting board and shave with a vegetable peeler, starting an inch or two below the end of the stalk. Continue until all the asparagus has been shaved into thin strips; discard the thick ends after shaving.In a large bowl, whisk together the olive oil, lemon juice, Parmesan cheese and anchovy paste. Toss the asparagus with the vinaigrette and season with salt and pepper.

Veggy-perfect sign for this chick at work!  I'd like to cut her up and fry her like a slice of bacon.

She picks on everything about me-why I didn't go larger (boobs), why I was wearing glasses (to hide the fact that I didn't have any eyelashes), why I wear a wig, then why I'm not wearing a wig any longer...why I cut my hair so short (because that's as long as the top has grown), why I chose the color I did.

I have confronted her 3 times about why she's so negative-she doesn't say anything for about a week, then bam!  Stupidity again.  Ugh.

Burley:  report her to HR, besides being stuoopid and an ass she needs a talking to!  Who raises people like this???

Ah haha, thanks girls.  She is honestly one of the reasons why I quit working part-time and just went to fill in status.

I was so happy to get my acrylic nails done again after chemo was over, and my favorite color was this really deep, dark purple...until she said I looked like I had olives on the tips of my fingers.

She seriously needs to smoke something...

Sounds to me like she's clucking jealous since you look so hot and she is not!!!  Olives indeed, please!  You should wear it just to get her goat!