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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    YEAH!!  Hmmm...I think we need a clucking menu....what cha think??

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011
    Laughingoh yes, and i think i have all the ingredients to make one!!!
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Updated list of Clucking Reps ,,, I've been out for a while so I may have missed a few ...

    Board of Directors and Chair Holders:  Co-President and Co-Vice President:  Makraz as well as Head Gardner; Secretary:  Emily;  Security:  Meece (we are keeping the weapons in play ... ) with assistance from Beccad;  Head of Research:  Kymn;  Official Dietician:  MJB;  Human/Chicken Resources: Fuzzy; Founder:  SandyAust; Covert Operations:  LowRider and Janet;  Physical Therapy:  Sandymess and Hdangelbaby (do you offer videos?  *L*) and GirlFriday leads the advanced classes (videos can be found in the back back *L*);  Lead Mascot and Recruiter:  TheGood5;  Head of the Cluckin' Choir: MBJ; Hdangel:  Head Chef/Brownie Specialist;  International Liason:  She;  Treasurer:  Veggy (as well as advertising); Keeper of the Cluck:  BlueCowgirl;  Ombudsman:  Sas; JanetinVirginia: Creative Contributor;  Mascot:  Chihuahua Bounty Hunter and a wide variety of Chickens ... need to add this to the agenda items ... Looking for President, Vice President, Co-Treasurer, Co-Secretary ... we smoke too much asparagus to not have Co-Directors ... and many many positions open for the Chairs.  Also need positions filled at corporate for a wide variety of duties.  Give me your skills and I'll work you in.  May also be in need of our own Chase Team.  Please see LowRider for details.

    Now...did I read somewhere that we are going to be even more diverse and allow the cock...er...doodledoos around the hen house?  May need to set up a welcoming commitee for that ...

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    god is good, how cute!! i love that pic, but i need to confiscate it. i have been appointed head chef/brownie specialist. i need to work on some breakfast for everyone! lol!!!

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  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 461
    edited April 2011

    hdangelbaby:  Love your new pic! So strong...I was wondering if it was you...and then finally caught up on the pages!  I've been tempted to do some pics like this myself, and have chickened out. Cluck!  I think it's time though, you've inspired me!

    fuzzylemon:  I don't understand the FB fiasco...we come up on any regular search.  These boards are not closed...I don't think were linked to FB...it was just a Bing search...or did I miss something?  BTW: Glad to have you back.  And even more happy you took your "quiet" time to heal. 

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011
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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    veggy, love your way of thinking...I was visiting the tropics about 13 times yesterday.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Thanks. As soon as I got comfortable under the blankets last night, WHAM! a quick trip to the tropics. I thought I was on fire. The rest of the night was...blankets on- blankets off -freeze- blankets on- sweat- blankets off- repeat many times during the night.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Veggy and Good5 - I think we are on the same trip!!  Can you imagine...if we were actually on the same trip???  Oh the good times that would be had!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    I think we should do a trip... a comedy trip. We could take all this information and do comedy clubs, support groups and chemo rooms worldwide. If laughter is the best kind of medicine, we'd have the closest thing next to the cure. Think about it!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Oh girl!!  I've thought about it!!   YES!!  Let's do it!!  I see BROADWAY!!  I see Comedy central!!  I see a much needed update to Breast Cancer Awareness like never before!! 

    I do know someone with connections to the entertainment industry...we could all do this...and the whole thing is already scripted!!!  WHO's WITH US???  WTC!!!! 

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  • Kymn
    Kymn Member Posts: 999
    edited April 2011

    cluckin chemo pause sucks. what the cluck 41 and sweating and freezing aarrrggggg. just need another quick vent BC clucking bites...lol sorry I will come back later with a postive clucking attitude

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    I can see us all now... arms linked together singing our song. A henhouse set up on the stage and all us girls sitting around with feathers glued to our butts as we sit in nests doing our skits. Could we even do the lines without cracking up laughing?

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  • Anonymous
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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Kymn...all clucking attitudes are accepted here...in fact...I think I needed that realness today myself!!  Thank you for clucking sharing!! 

    Cluck on sisters...cluck on!

    LOL!! Feathers on our butts!!  Maybe Saturday Night Live is in order here as well!!!

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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 4,352
    edited April 2011

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    Fuzzy:  Thanks, I'm on it!  I shook out the dust from my old record collection for those of you in the choir who have forgotten how this goes:   Cluck, cluck, bagoook!!!!

    From that first little ditty, I knew it: The Mission Impossible song.

     

     

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    Live!  From New York.  It's Saturday Night!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    I have a suggestion for the title!!!!!

    Instead of Spam-A-Lot

    CLUCK-A-LOT!

    The Clucking Cure Tour

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  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    CLuckers - this idea is worth clucking about.  It's SO weird that it came up today.  I was thinking last night it is too bad there isn't some kind of comedy camp women can go to recovering from bc treatments!  I'd go!!    And the idea of a play or some other venue is awesome.  Look at history of the Vagina Monologues!  That even played at the Kennedy Center. 

    The Vagina Monologues is an episodic play written by Eve Ensler which ran at the Off Broadway Westside Theatre after a limited run at HERE Arts Center in 1996. Ensler originally starred in the production; when she left the play it was recast with three celebrity monologists. The production has been staged internationally, and a television version featuring Ensler was produced by cable TV channel HBO. In 1998, Ensler and others, including Willa Shalit, a producer of the Westside Theatre production, launched V-Day, a global non-profit movement that has raised over $75 million for women's anti-violence groups through benefits of The Vagina Monologues.[1]

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  • CrazyKitties
    CrazyKitties Member Posts: 180
    edited April 2011

    MindOver Matter, that is one freaky ad. Thanks for sharing that!

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  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 655
    edited April 2011

    Serious: This could be a best-selling book (proceeds for the cure) and doable via long distance.  Master Mother Cluckers  might want to get it edited and copyrighted quick because it's about the funniest thing ever. Then let SNL pick it up & pay royalties to fund the free comedy camp or series...  So many smart and talented chicks & hens here, I bet there are skills and resources enough.

     BTW: there's a cluckin Asparagus festival in Stockton CA Apr 15-17.  Chicken-wrapped asparagus, asparagus ice cream, and maybe the CG? Then there's the Gilroy Garlic Festival to look forward to...

    Cluck for the Cure...

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  • CrazyKitties
    CrazyKitties Member Posts: 180
    edited April 2011

    I'm never eating chicken chicken again.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    Fuzzy why the change in avatar---it was art, was it sometimg connencted to you in the real world. By the way I'm in --I can't quite get the tune in my head past the nausea.

    JV the Vagina monologues are awesome.

    We were up all night---14 pages in about 10 hrs, anyways it moved like a chat room.

    I will never drink another bottle of chocolate wine---if you try it, one glass only.

    Tink G_I_G helped figuire out an avatar., but i need to take care of this chocolate hangover brrrrp.

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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 478
    edited April 2011

    I am so cluckin in...when do we start?  veggy and fuzzy, I'm over at the tiki bar ordering us another round...come on over

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Hey there Sas - I changed the avatar because I got nervous about the FB thing (the picture was me and it is also the pic I use on my FB)...which I may have misunderstood...while I was away re-cooping, one of the sisters posted this picture and I fell in love with it!!  I've been looking for a tatoo idea to cover what use to be m feminine left side and this looks like a winner!!  I love the 70's theme and the colors and the artful take....Have you gone into your profile and selected edit?  Then you just upload a pic..you could save anything to your computer and upload from there (I hope that helps ... I can't wait to see what you select!!)  Here's a few ideas from me :)

       

    I have to apologize for my theme today....It's a clucking mood Wink but can ya dig it?  *L*

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited April 2011

    Good5 - Set me up!!  Be right there!!

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    girlfriday. thank you !!!!!!!! you ought to do it too. it was VERY liberating!!!!

    sas, oh no.... the dreaded hangover!! that chocolate wine will do it everytime! have you up"clucked" yet? i hope not!!

    well my clucking sistas, i still have a sore throat!!! ugh!!! but im on day 2 of antibiotics, i'm starting to wonder though if it's viral....... thank god i don't have to work right now!!!!

    love the idea of a comedy spoof or a book of sorts with all our funny quips!!!!!

    we could call it "cluck you cancer!" lol

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