OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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I am on it.....
Broccoli: Broccoli contains linamarase gene that when present inside cancer cells can breakdown into cyanide and effectively kill the tumor cell. hmmmm who knew I would like to add as head of the research commitee that I do bellieve in a healthy diet for everyone but seriously???? This is the cure????? I have eaten broccoli 3 or 4 times a week my whole life!!!! -
Lowrider: Cluck, cluck we are counting on you, cluck!
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makraz: Not sure if sharks have boobs, but I have had many a beer bigger then my head, so we should just add this to the cure, cluck cluck.
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WTC - Newly recruited employees!! Will be testing them for chicken tolerance and their capabilities to sniff out stupid people ...
I'm not sure eif these applicants will be able to meet the minimum requirements ...
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MBJ, I like how you think!
The dude in the above pic.....is he snorting tin foil?
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I am so happy! I got my first REAL job!!!!! I am head of advertising. I know its not President or Vice President, but its head of advertising. I am honored. It sure beats the menial jobs I had in the past... maid (radio station), helper to the head electrician (radio station), DJ (helped out at radio station), California Raisin (mascot for a radio station), elderly home care (not for radio station), and cashier. By the way, I love the benefits that come along with the job.
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Veggie ... welcome to the most amazing cluckin' job ever!
It's realy all about cluckin' attitude here ...
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WIAT! Veggy ... did you say cashier?? How about being Treasurer? Can you handle that on top of Advertising??
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Fuzzy - next update for Rules, better add "never run with a stick."
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Clucken awesome thread!
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If anyone shows up looking like this - DON"T LET THEM IN. Word is out Angelina Jolie wants to crash our hen party. No chicken lips allowed.
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Can I be the Clucken Intn'l Liaison? Here on the clucken dark continent is where all the clucken pink shiz ends up when it doesn't clucken sell in North Clucken 'Merica. I have to wear the clucken foil hat shopping. I think I started a clucken fashion craze ....
Clucken thanx Saz-Sachi for 'viting me.
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Treasurer too? Does that come with two salaries and double the benefits???? If it does, I'm clucking in!! You guys don't do a police check, do you? My record is boring (until now).
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veggy: It's the raisins that make, the raisin bran taste so great! Anyone that wears a costume for a job has my cluckin' vote to be president!
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She - I didn't even consider that position until now! Cluckin it's yours! Keep us all up to date on the cluckin' international stuff!!
Veggy - You are tough negotiator ... sure, two salaries it is ... only if you donate half of it to finding a Cure for Stupid.
Yes ... no runnin with a cluckin stick...great addition.
Background checks? No one is hired for that yet (although it may be part of Human/Chicken Resources ... I'm runnin' solo right now...no time for that ... consider yourself grandfathered in ... )
May the Cluck be With You ...
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Sure! I'll donate half of my salary tofinding a cure for stupid. But what is half of $0?
Who is hogging the brownies?
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My husband (stupidly) entered a manly contest next weekend called the "Tough Mudders"....gave me an idea. We should be called the "Tough Cluckers"
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Tough Mother Cluckers?
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ohhhhh! even better!
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Tough Mother Cluckers it is! Cluck, cluck, cluck falalalalalalal!
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I'm cackling!
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Of course you are! You are a devoted and loyal Mother Clucker Veggy!
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In Maine we would say Tough Mothah Cluckahs!
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Accepting all forms of dialect here at WTC - Tough Mother Cluckers International ...
I can say CLUCK in several languages ... hee hee
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thefuzzylemon:I just noticed you're in WI...now when I read what you write I have to change it to that accent! Holy Cluck, that could get difficult. I haven't lived in Minneapolis for ten years!
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Listen up all you cluckers. I'd like to call for a moment of silence to observe the fact that we just hit FIFTY silly pages of total nonsense. Thanks for all the wonderful laughs together
Ok - now cluck on. -
Veggy, don't cackle too much - you no what happens when a hen cackles??? Eggs laid after coffee enemas could be interesting.
Not sure what our dialect is down here? Cluck WTC
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Are those the brown eggs?
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FIFTY CLUCKIN PAGES!!!!! HOLY CLUCK!
LOL...a Wisconsin accent just sounds silly! I'd like to hear wht that sounds like too!! LOL
Auckland?? BTW...where is the dark continent? I'm all clucked up ...
Oops...my bad...I missed the moment of silence.
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GirlFriday...since I am now back in Minneapolis...it is sO easy to sink back into the MinnesOta dialect - once in awhile, it sounds freaky clucky when the Philly gets mixed in with the MinnesOta - I sound funny to myself.
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