OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

CrazyKitties

Now I want a bark bra! No, a fried chicken bra! No wait, now I don't need a bra, becuz my girls are artificially perky, to the point of annoying me. Seriously, they are way too happy. I need a cancer cure for morbid sarcastic depression and hatred of all stupid people.

CarolT0214

You ladies or toooooo funny.  Thanks for the many many many laughs.

Keep on Clucking!

Carol T. 

thegood5

" mce_src="" craziekitties, how about a perky fried chicken?

Laurie09

Bahahaha!! You guys are too funny! 

thefuzzylemon

And the clucking meeting has begun!!  ROLE CALL!!!

Laurie09

Crazykitties, I thought I was the only one who thought my boobs are too perky.  I have always felt that my areolas were put on too high.  Kind of annoying... 

OK, Back to clucking...  

Kymn

lol at the chicken with boobies ...cluck cluch present I am still reading all the past pages

thefuzzylemon

Kymn - a CLUCK TO YOU ... thank you and welcome to the meeting.  (It's a standard to be Clucked when entering a meeting ... I took clucking etiquette ... )

Anonymous

I'm still trying to figure out Clucking 4 Dummies.

sandymess

hahaha--Clucking 4 Dummies!



Good Cluck to you all!!

tinkertude

This thread is hysterical!!! love it! havent laughed out loud in a while...

I was told by a family member that if I didnt want a reoccurance I should go completley organic.. I said great you will be shopping for me then???

 yikes!

thefuzzylemon

Tinker - Tell them you're doing the coffee enemas (if I remember, you do that like 6 times a day) ... then let us know what their facial expression are ... have your asparagus ready ... one to whack them with, the other to smoke.  Does oganic include weed? 

Puff Puff Passing ...

tinkertude

lmao!!!! Love that idea Fuzzylemon!

Dilly

"Well Cluck me silly."

I just spewed coffee on my keyboard, and had to pick myself up off the floor.

 You cluckers may need an editor soon, this is a best seller. and all for the CURE

thefuzzylemon

We need a cluckin' agent ... LOL

dutchgirl6

Cluckin' right!

JanetinVirginia

Attention all cluckers.  I'd like to add an agenda item to the meeting.   We need a sign due to heavy traffic to the henhouse or we'll have feathers all over the place. 

JanetinVirginia

See what I mean?  There goes another one. Dumb cluck.

thefuzzylemon

Cluckin' Good Idea!!  LOL

Anonymous

Well, now we know the answer to that age old question... something about a chicken and a road...

You did ask him, right? After you took that picture? Wearing your foil hat? So you could communicate better?

Curses... foiled again.

thefuzzylemon

I just hired security for the meetings ...

These guys have "peeps" that are on contract ...

thefuzzylemon

I hired this guy for the meetings in the back ....(notice the Cure and all that tail ... maybe he can tell me how to grow my hair back!)

sas-schatzi

HDangelbaby---edited my last post with a special note to you.. Cluck It forever

JanetinVirginia

Good idea about security fuzzy.  We need a secret password or handshake or something for ID to get into meeting.  Don't want cure guy sneaking in trying to find out where Low is.

sas-schatzi

Well what would really through them off the scent of the chicken is if we used something totally unepected to get into the meeting  Cluck would be expected ----so what would be the most unexpected thing we could say---------____________________?

thefuzzylemon

Steven Tyler would probably be very upset but ... got another one stuck in my head ... wish I knew more of the lyrics ... I think Meece should be in charge of security ... I just do hiring.

Meece has got a gun ... meece has got a gun ... whole world's come undone ... Meece has got a gun.

What did that Cure Guy do??  It's Meece's last I.O.U ...

thefuzzylemon

Janet and Sas ... wanna meet me at the meeting in the back?  We could discuss some very creative passwords over asparagus??

Puff puff

sas-schatzi

What a great invitation, but we can't get too saturated, because we won't get anything done, do you think anyone will notice that the meeting in the back is really in the front?

thegood5

 Here's some more back up 

Anonymous

We could all the do the Chicken Dance!