OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Aw Cluck ... good point ... She's probably too busy for a security task ... We'll have to sort that out at the meeting in the back ... er ... I mean the front ...

Cluckin and a Puffin

P.S.  YES!  The Chicken Dance!!  Love it!

If the chickens are in the trees wasn't that a sign of the end of the world?

Inspiration just recently hit me on my brain injured side or was that the brain tumor side. We need to make tin hats and everytime we sit at the copmputer , we need to put our tin hats on. This will make us more inspired. AND>>>> fuzzy lemon if you will kindly take the poem that inspired the RED HAT society and create A TIN HAT poem. Then we can create our own TIN HAT society with Groups that meet for lunch with their tin hats, And bacon bras(well maybe) rest of the dress to be defined in the meeting.

Fuzzy and JV when does the back front meeting start?

Good5----they need to get better people who set up witness protection. They really clucked this one up!

Ooooh....a Tin Hat Poem ... I'm on it.  This will be added to the meeting agenda in the back front.  I agree with Janet ... WTC. 

Security chicken training in progress.  I will spend a great deal of time having them be able to identify trespassers and nay-sayers, stupid people and the dreaded garlic butt clans.  Lowrider, I am requesting you attendance to discuss the covert operations that are currently in progress.

Cluck.

good5 - witness protection cracked me up!

Chance the Gardener, played by Peter Sellers.  Now there was a man who probably wore a tin hat!

Should we have the tin man at the meeting?  Maybe he could be incharge.  I bet he could really beat the cluck of out some chickens with that ax.  Maybe this is the CC Guy?

puff, puff cluck, pass!

We could always some some asparagus with the Tin Man and he'll forget about looking for his heart.  We can mellow him out with some brownies and I'm sure he will be a pleasure to be around.  Plus, I think he would look good in bacon.

Ok, I just got dressed for the meeting.  I only wish I had a ppink ribbon on my dress.

Makraz --where's Toto-living on a farm, I'm sure she must be chicken tolerant. I'm teaching my mostly german wirehaired pointer to be tolerant of horses, cows, calfs, and great ground tortoises.  The first contact with the great tortoise was a true learning experience. She is learning tolerance better and quicker than many other species, including homosapiens.

JV you look beautiful. No you don't look fat dear, just flufffed. It's just like any day at the parlor, it'll calm down in a couple of days. The key is that your tin hat fits --eventually. It's part of our identity. I can't wait for Fuzzy's poem. I have to work on my hat. I'm amazed at how light it is. Greg would be proud. Did I tell you,  at least at this point it has a tail resemlbing the upswing of your new doo. Whats great about the choice of tin, is we can recreate our design as the moment strikes us. I did have sense enough to come in out of the lightening storm tonitght. So, some of my graycells are intact, very comforting. Going to watch BEING THEIR should finally be rewound.

CHug chug nothing to puff , but passing

Meeting is called to order!  I think someone puffed a little too much!

 Trying to post a pic but it's not working!  I'll just go smoke some bark and try again later.

While we are waiting for the meeting to start. The government has put us on their watch list, if you don't know that. It is because we have used certain words. In this country, you can't use certain words without being put on a watch list.  They right now are trying to decifer our code. Like WTC, and clacking, and cluck it. They are trying to come up with all the potential codes for STUPID. What does asparagus mean? What does black bark, white asparagus, coffee enemas. We are considered a national threat. If you think I'm joking I'm not. They have people in rooms trying to figuire out how much of a threat we are. They don't get it at all. Cluck'em. In the mean time my tin hat fits quite well and brings a sense of calm

cluck cluck cluck, lol!!! 

I'm still back on page 47, but I do have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.  I went shooting at Christmastime with a bunch of guys and a couple women, I came in 3rd place out of 13 people.  I think I would qualify as fairly good.  If I'm not, I could sure cluckin' scare anyone trying to crash.